Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

[New Frenco Empire]

"Fuck science! My parents told me the one true god made each and every one of us! Who cares about the evidence supporting evolution? Not me! Now, excuse me. It's time for my dad to shove his bible up my asshole to clean me of my sins!"
-Encyclopedia Frenatica on "Creationism"

[Bereia]

"If you teach your children nothing else of worth, teach them the value of questions."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

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"Anybody who truly believes the Constitution of these United States is a "living document" should go back to school."

-- Associate Justice Francis Baker, U.S. Supreme Court.

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"Charlottesville is no more able to ban religion in public than they are able to make Catholicism our state religion."

-- Secretary of State Amaya Tagliaferro.

[Bojikami]

"Fuck science! My parents told me the one true god made each and every one of us! Who cares about the evidence supporting evolution? Not me! Now, excuse me. It's time for my dad to shove his bible up my asshole to clean me of my sins!"
-Encyclopedia Frenatica on "Creationism"

Goddammit Frenco! That made me laugh so hard what I was drinking came through my nose!

"Its true, Hitler is dead, the Japanese have surrendered, world war 2 is over. However, a new war, the Cold War, has just begun. And I, am its first soldier."
-Demitri Kasparov

[Saurisisia]

"I am a Saurist and I apply a little bit of science to my understanding of the tales of how the Gods created the world and such. The scripts are quite vague as to the precise methods but a healthy dose of science could help paint a picture of the Gods' efforts to create the universe. That doesn't make a fool, the only fool here would be the one denies the existence of the Gods when the evidence of their existence is right in front of them."
~ Dr. Max Frank, scientist and devout Saurist

[Naiveria]

"The idea of denying the humanity of one group for the mere conveniance of another is something the Old South of your nation would do. Ironically it is the so-called progressives that is disenfranchising the unborn."

-Këmi Órria, Member of the House of Elders, upper house of Naian Parliament, questioning the visiting diplomat of the U.S., she broke protocol by being this blund to an ally nation, but she is famous for this.

[Saurisisia]

"Aw, he attempted a joke that painted the opposing side as either assholes or ignorant idiots, you get a moment of silence while the rest of us rub our snouts and sigh at your combined ignorance, arrogance, and hypocrisy."
~ A reply to a post mocking Christianity on an Internet forum

[Bojikami]

"The reason I do not mock religion and conservatism, is because sometimes they make it too damn easy."
-Chief of Justice, Natasha Volikov

[Saurisisia]

"Conservatives , if there's anything worse, it's not sapient." ~ Jason Forth, comedian, poking fun at the hatred towards conservatives too many a foreigner seems to harbor

[Estainia]

"Certainly, Homo sapiens and Pan troglodytes are related. So too is Homo sapiens and Sciurus carolinensis. Notably, Sciurus carolinensis has absolutely nothing in common with Homo sapiens but they are irrefutably related. So you were saying something about evolutionary descendants?" - Cornelius Maximilian; 1834

[Las Palmeras]

"Maybe it's because the economic scale increased and is currently rising, but the neglected Armed Forces have been recently getting an overhaul. Composite-reactive blend armor in new tanks while it just sells all of it's Cold War relics, old hardware for new hardware, even the purchase of two Zubr class LCACs for whatever reason. Some say it's because of rising tensions between Violetists though these may just be rumors."
-A news commentator

[Saurisisia]

"And both of you are fucking idiots who should shut up before I dropkick you both out the window."
~ A female fascist Giganotosaurus to a liberal human and a conservative Khalkan who were bickering and mocking each other and their political beliefs nonstop in a bar

[Ruridova]

"Recently, on August 18, the Pope was giving a speech on Saint Francis while in a Catholic neighborhood in South Gwonjyo. During the speech, a pigeon flew up and landed on the Pope's hand. The crowd went wild, as the pigeon is a symbol of Saint Francis. They said that it was proof of God's presence.
On the same day, 118 civilians were killed in a series of car bombings in Halabiyah, a dam broke in Terranova killing two dozen and displacing hundreds, and, of course, 14,000 people died in ethnic riots in al-Jazirah. The government of Misria continues to arrest those it disagrees with, we believe that Levania used sarin nerve gas on civilians, North Gwonjyo rules in the manner of Orwell's Oceania. Thousands in Efria died from the ongoing AIDS epidemic, Jacinto and New Albion were hit by outbreaks of Lyme disease, Measles, and West Nile virus, we still have not found a cure for cancer. Discrimination continues to exist, as do poverty, starvation, murder, rape, theft, cruelty, abuse. The world warmed more, we discovered one species as if it would make up for all the ones we killed- passenger pigeons, thylacines, Pyrenaean ibex. Thousands upon millions are still refugees, homeless and voiceless. The world is polluted, irradiated, bloodsoaked. We still have not found out what is causing bees, one of the most important pollinators, to mysteriously die. We as a species have problems still providing food, water, medicine, liberty, and security to all people, and more and more people are still being born. Our governments waver between ineffectual and gridlocked, we remain in an animalistic status, killing each other in ever more advanced ways as the death toll rises and rises.
And did the all-knowing, all-good, all-powerful God solve these problems? Did he answer the prayers of his faithful? Did he hear the screams of those who desperately needed him to save them and their beloved ones from starvation, torture, rape, disease, murder?
No. As millions cried out for the help of God Almighty, he was busy fucking with some pigeons."
- Ruridovan comedian shock jock/comedian Ignacio Suarez

"You all are a bunch of arrogant foreigners who don't deserve to be alive, and I don't give two shits about you or your lives. I'm going to go get a drink now."

"...Did he just call us arrogant, then proceed to arrogantly insult us personally?"

"I believe so."
- conversation between a foreign dignitary, Ruridovan ambassador Michel Deperdussin, and Foreign Affairs Minister Ulrich Arnheim

"In the words of the Ruridovan proverb, 'He who calls you conceited and arrogant is only covering for his own flaws.' "

"Doesn't saying that make you arrogant?"

"Yes, and I am. I'm loudmouthed, self-centered, egotistical, conceited, arrogant, absolutely horrible. But at least I can admit it."
- conversation between a Ruridovan and a foreign conservative figure

[Saurisisia]

"How am I supposed to respect your opinion if you won't respect mine?"
~ A Drakonian creationist to a rabid darwinist who continually mocked him and his beliefs

"Thank you for making the rest of us look like assholes, asshole."
~ Secretary of War David Santorez to an ignorant atheist (he himself is an agnostic)

[Ruridova]

"How am I supposed to respect you if you don't respect me?"

"You've never respected me!"

"Because you've never respected me!"

"That was because you never respected me!"

"Well you never respected me, why should I respect you?"

"Why should I respect you? You never did that to me!"
- conversation between a pair of feuding Ruridovans

[Estainia]

and Francis is officially out of ideas.

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"It's a little unnerving that priests have that much power in Rome that the treasury is in a goddamn temple... Maybe I should tell them it's nineteen sixty five and no one does that but us anymore." - Cornelius Maximilian

[Vaxon]

"There's Russians, and then there's Putin."

- Vaxonian Anonymous Quote.

[Bereia]

"Do not trouble yourself with thoughts and concerns of what your neighbor worships, or indeed, if he worships anything at all."

-- President J. Calvin Holbrook.

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"My religion is my business. I do not have to explain it to you, nor must I justify myself, nor do I require your approval. Conversely, my neighbor's religion is his business. As long as we do not harm one another, religion is purely a personal decision."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen.

[Saurisisia]

"It's been said that the 115th got the best of the war. We also got the worst."
~ Account of a veteran of the 115th Orbital Drop battalion who had fought in the Ssurrii Wars

[Bojikami]

"If you honestly still think there is a good, caring God out there who is going to save you I ask you this, where was God when the mongols draped, killed, pillaged and burned their way across Asia? Where was God when our emperor killed thousands of us, just for being Catholic or of different religions? Where was God when Hitler and his allies killed millions in the name of racial superiority? Where was God when Stalin sent his own soldiers to the gulags? Where was God when thousands were systematically killed by state-capitalist regimes across the world? Where was God on September 11th 2001? If you honestly think that some diety has allowed millions to die and suffer, and he is somehow going to save you, let me tell you buddy, you're sorrily mistaken."
-Sgt. Artydom Butudov

[Ruridova]

and Francis is officially out of ideas.

I ran out of ideas a long time ago, Est. I'd expect you to have realized that a loooong time ago.

"I want to be totally linguistically unique. I want to say things never said before."

"That's going to be difficult, isn't it?"

"Aye. There's the rub."

"William Shakespeare."

"Well, I won't back down."

"Tom Petty."

"Poop!"

"Adam Sandler."
- conversation between a pair of Ruridovan children

[Saurisisia]

"That is a question that cannot be answered so easily, I'm afraid."
~ Reptilius Frederick, Saurist priest who responded to someone who asked why do the Gods let these horrible things happen to the peoples of Saurisia

[Las Palmeras]

"Have you ever heard of Shinjū, Premier Zorilla?

Spare me the Lafcadio Hearn, *reads name-tag* Mr. Yamada. We need to find those two first. "
-A conversation in an embassy between Monserrat and an office worker

[New Frenco Empire]

"The Lockheed AC-620 Gunship, called the "Condor." One mean bitch. Depleted uranium sandwiched in titanium alloy make the thing damn near invincible. The armor's impressive, but don't get me started on the weapons. Oh, the weapons! Autocannons in the 30mm, 40mm, and 105mm range, repeating plasma cannons showering entire infantry companies with deadly green bolts, guided air-to-air missiles blowing anything they send at it to hell, entire pods of 100mm rockets used to unleash hell on the bastards poor enough to be on the ground, an entire bay of miniature atomic bombs capable of destroying their cities with deadly prejudice, and my personal favorite, the chemical throwers. Nothing says "Frenkish superiority" like a good long-range flamethrower. Like anything else, she runs on hydro-cells, which powers the immense propulsion drives that keeps her airborne. Exosphere-airborne. High as a spaceship! She's a slow one indeed, but when it comes down to it, slow and steady kills the pinkos! She's a high-upkeep lady, and a good amount of our military budget will be needed to work with her, but if we can produce these superweapons quickly enough, we can liberate Northton from the commie hordes without any boots on the ground at all!"

-Lord Treyvon Kinsley, Spokesman for the Lockheed-Martin Coroporation, 2266. Unfortunately, the Condors weren't ready until 2273, the last year of the 10 Years War. However, it's reported that they managed to single-handedly cover the Frenkish retreat from Beijing.

[Naiveria]

"You say you support tolerance. Yet people like yourself throw a conniption fit anytime any theory except the Holy Evolutionary Theory is mentioned in the class room."

-A Naian woman to a visitor from Boston.

[Saurisisia]

"Did we have any doubts? Any private traitous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not in the preparations over the years, not when the order came down to launch the revolution, and not when we marched on the heart of Damon's Unionist regime. Not a word."
~ Excerpt from the account from a former militiadino who had fought in the Summer Revolution