Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

[Xekliv]

"I've got two guns, that should be enough for all of you."

-- Niphia Zolanu

[Saurisisia]

"It's time to kick ass and chew some bubblegum... and I've got plenty of gum. Huh."
~ A COG operative prior to going off on a top secret missionu


"...So, you're a sapient gastropod in humanoid form. Good to know."
~ A typical Saurisian response to someone from a "gender neutral" nation

[Xekliv]

"How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They aren't complete idiots. Honestly, what a stupid question."

-- Anonymous Imperial Citizen

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"Wow... Every single one of your citizens yet born has fit snugly within one or the other of the two traditional genders? That's such a coincidence, because that would make your nation completely unique worldwide...
Or maybe you've simply indoctrinated everyone so that they think those are their only choices and don't care how many lives that ruins."

-The Great Long-Conk to a representative of a traditionalist nation which seems to believe that the genders are innate.

[Saurisisia]

"How many HumSeps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all bragging about the superiority of mankind at light fixtures and yet are too lazy or too stupid to do it."
~ A common joke making fun of human supremacists

[New Frenco Empire]

"It's quite easy to determine sexuality. Dick? Male. Cunt? Female. Your gender is whatever that is. Why identify yourself as a woman if you have a dick? It's not like being male or female has any perks aside from bathroom and bedroom needs."
-A passerby asked about transgenderism

[Oneracon]

"If you can't even understand the difference between 'sex' and 'sexuality' then you obviously have no idea what you are talking about."

Dr. Martin Winters, Biology department chair at Sea Coast University, to a rather confused foreigner

[The Independent Isle of Wight]

"People don't choose to be transgender. It's a physical quirk you're born with and you can't just wish away. And in most parts of the world it's quite an annoying thing to have as I understand. But not here, because we don't coercively assign traditional genders.
So people with gender dysmorphia need never know they have it, they act however makes them comfortable (just like everyone else does), with no one batting an eyelid or thinking them odd or special for it."

-Toots Macintosh, cub journalist

[New Frenco Empire]

"Gender may have meant something different in the old world, where gender roles had an actual place in that backwards society, but the meaning has since became interchangeable."
-Frenkish Medical Encyclopedia, 7th edition, published 2279.

[Emerita]

I love accidentally starting quote wars, go me.

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"There in the sky, surrounded in fire a blackness unlike any other, all consuming, reaching out and devouring all that is, all that was, all that there will ever be." - The Merlin, 476 AD

[Bojikami]

"We never worshipped western gods. Drakoism, even today, is the majority religion. That is, if you don't count atheism as a religion."
-Anthony Belinsky

[Saurisisia]

"You seem to have a knack for trying to counter everything I say and always start an argument even when I do not wish to engage in one. How appropriate, since you're a loudmouth like most foreigners who likes to hear yourself talk and sound smart even when what you say is complete and utter foolishness."
~ Ex-President Alex Sampson to a foreign dignitary

[Xoriet]

"Drugs? Well, feel free to start smuggling them if you believe it will improve your financial situation. If you get caught by the Will of the Priestess, you'll be spending your latter hours screaming over one of the High Priestess' carnivore enclosures. Maybe, should you be so fortunate, she will even let you choose which animal gets to enjoy a live lunch."

- A would-be drug smuggler's practical cousin.
(He changed his mind about smuggling five minutes later)

[Estainia]

"Hurrah! Hurrah! Be merry and give praise! Common sense has died this day!" - Cornelius Maximilian, Feb. 21st, 1848


Some people will get this if they paid attention in social studies and political history class.

[Gorgashia]

Well, we have a dead Quincy Adams, the French Revolition was close by and... Oh, that little Red Book was published.

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"Ugh, there are times I really dislike workplace democracy. Sure, it's nice to have a say in what your business does, but it gets tiring whenever the fucking college drop-out gets to have an equal voice and vote to you."

"Welcome to an egalitarian society. If you don't like it, we have very lax immigration laws for just that reason."

- Two anonymous Gorgashian workers after a business meeting.

[Vaxon]

"Goodness! Look at that!"

- Vaxonian remarking about our newest ship capable of destroying an entire moon instantly.

[Estainia]

Congratulations you achieve... nothing because the mass of that Moon is still present and will recoascle within a century. Are you done wanking to your own "glory" yet? @ Vaxon

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"There's a moon that orbits Godfrey that for all intents and purposes would be a planet if it were in its own orbit around the Sun. This planet is named after Demetria, the Gypsy Goddess of Darkness. This is... Fitting and apt, as the atmosphere is a poisonous fume and the landscape is straight from a Lovecraftian Horror." - Cornelius Maximilian, giving a lecture on the Planets of the Lucielis System.

[Vaxon]

Congratulations you achieve... nothing because the mass of that Moon is still present and will recoascle within a century. Are you done wanking to your own "glory" yet? @ Vaxon

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"There's a moon that orbits Godfrey that for all intents and purposes would be a planet if it were in its own orbit around the Sun. This planet is named after Demetria, the Gypsy Goddess of Darkness. This is... Fitting and apt, as the atmosphere is a poisonous fume and the landscape is straight from a Lovecraftian Horror." - Cornelius Maximilian, giving a lecture on the Planets of the Lucielis System.

I don't wank. I am class A Civilization.
Check each tier and such, read them, and then read Class A.
That's what i be, mate.

[Las Palmeras]

I don't wank. I am class A Civilization.
Check each tier and such, read them, and then read Class A.
That's what i be, mate.

Like Old Testament God, for an all powerful entity, your civilization's self esteem is so pitiful that it seems to be based on mundane shows of power to creatures that would otherwise be atoms on a protozoa's waste.

[Vaxon]

I don't wank. I am class A Civilization.
Check each tier and such, read them, and then read Class A.
That's what i be, mate.

Like Old Testament God, for an all powerful entity, your civilization's self esteem is so pitiful that it seems to be based on mundane shows of power to creatures that would otherwise be atoms on a protozoa's waste.

What are you talking about?

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"Move, Move, Move!"

- Vaxonian speaking to a soldier.

[Las Palmeras]

What are you talking about?

The fact that since more than 5 years of being here, the newest nations are ALWAYS the ones dedicated to making omnipotent powers in order to look "bad". ICly playing off large shows of brute power and generally trying too hard to be evil or intimidating. In a sense, showing off and strutting their IC power...and paradoxically showing a desire for approval or some kind of reaction.

[Vaxon]

What are you talking about?

The fact that since more than 5 years of being here, the newest nations are ALWAYS the ones dedicated to making omnipotent powers in order to look "bad". ICly playing off large shows of brute power and generally trying too hard to be evil or intimidating. In a sense, showing off and strutting their IC power...and paradoxically showing a desire for approval or some kind of reaction.

No. This nation was created on an alt-forum, but I can't advertise so, you know.
Anyway, basically, we all agreed on terms and such. The Civilization Index is a good place to state our power.
Besides, not like I try to abuse my power. I never have, actually. I actually tend to try to RP in my MT form, which is Tier 5, Type III, and Planetary power.

[New Frenco Empire]

"Should it matter where someone decides to put his dick or her pussy? Butt out of the bedroom activity of homosexuals. Err...no pun intended."
-Carl Harrig, 2088.

[Ruridova]

"And this is my little baby, called Aletheia. Which means an unconcealed truth in Greek."

"And is it a boy or a girl?"

"No... It's... I... I don't understand the question. I told you, It's a baby. It can't even talk yet. How on earth could it have picked a gender?"

-A Vectian showing baby photos to a foreign friend

Ok, I'm a definite leftist and I can't really go with this one. Isn't it obvious that they were talking about physical sex, not gender? In addition, would it make sense to equate sex and gender until they're old enough to decide?

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"In the words of the Ruridovan proverb, 'He who calls you conceited and arrogant is only covering for his own flaws.' "

"Doesn't saying that make you arrogant?"

"Yes, and I am. I'm loudmouthed, self-centered, egotistical, conceited, arrogant, absolutely horrible. But at least I can admit it."
- conversation between a Ruridovan and a foreign conservative figure

"You do realize that technically you are a human, right?"
- line from a conversation between a pair of Ruridovans, one of whom was a furry who made sweeping generalized disparaging comments about humanity as a whole

[Las Palmeras]

No. This nation was created on an alt-forum, but I can't advertise so, you know.
Anyway, basically, we all agreed on terms and such. The Civilization Index is a good place to state our power.
Besides, not like I try to abuse my power. I never have, actually. I actually tend to try to RP in my MT form, which is Tier 5, Type III, and Planetary power.

I've only done Tier 5-3.

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"A space cylinder...not again with the space cylinder."
-A congressman after hearing that plan again