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by Wisconsin9 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:10 pm
Xekliv wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:Are we more or less scary now that we've figured out how to throw bits of metal so fast you can't hear them until they've already killed you?—Wisconsinite to a Xeklivian xenobiologist.
"I suppose less, since everyone can do that nowadays. We do it better, though, because our bits of metal leave holes the size of football fields."-- The same Xenobiologist

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by Tarvelia » Thu Feb 21, 2013 12:14 am
Wisconsin9 wrote:Jesus Christ, can I get some aspirin or something?—Anonymous soldier waking up in a field hospital; he sustained a gunshot wound to the head.
A post-Soviet, semi-constitutional monarchy with a strong sense of tradition. Basically just a humble, subarctic nation of (heavily armed) fishermen, lumberjacks and farmers trying to maintain their cultural identity in an increasingly cosmopolitan world.
A reactionary monarchist in America. Anti-NATO.

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by Kravlika » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:33 pm
Delvoir wrote:"I think that, since they lack the drive and initiative to do anything else with their life, the poor like being poor, and thus they must be imbeciles by nature. It is not their fault that they must be at the bottom of the pile - someone has to be, after all. - His Highness the Prince Louis-César Renault Armand, Comte de Guetté-sans-Lurrenè in a letter to his mother, the sister of the King, Her Royal Highness the Princesse Marie Victoire Sophie Adelaide Louise, Duchesse de Casque.

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by Xekliv » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:04 pm
European Socialist Republic wrote:"When Xeklivians laugh, the rest of the universe cries."
-Popular quote from a European sci-fi show.

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by Kravlika » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:10 pm
Orellana wrote:"I have always preferred the company of people who were born poor, and have since made their way up through hard word, faith, and some luck. They're the best people around if you ask me."
~ Representative Irma Archer Portillo.

by Bajireyn » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:25 pm
Xekliv wrote:"Human beings are scary. They breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents. Their preferred method of hunting was persistence hunting, where they chased animals until the prey's body simply gave up and died. They can eat just about anything they find, which means that they don't need to stop for food when chasing their prey. If they can't find food, that's fine. Their body will simply begin to eat itself so that they don't have to stop chasing their prey. They walk upright, they sweat, they don't have much body hair, which allows them to radiate away their body heat. This means that excessive time or extreme environment wont stop their hunts. If the animal fights back against them, they can take massive damage to their extremities and lose half their blood and still live. Their entire existence is owed to persistence, endurance, and determination. When they put themselves to a task, it gets done, period. And this instinct is still affecting them today."-- Xeklivian xenobioligist on humanity

by The New Velociraptor Empire » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:46 pm
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