Quotes of people in your nation MK.II

[Orellana]

"There is always cause to be afraid of the next Great Idea."

~ Orellan proverb.

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"Last time some Marxist came around here looking to cause trouble, I shot him. I'm proud I did it, too."

~ Deborah J. Teller, Commando.

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"Keep your hands way from my money. It's called "my money" for a reason. It's mine."

~ Jaslene Herrington, Thoughts on Life.

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"A job not involving a plow or a lathe can still qualify as work."

~ Representative Irma Archer Portillo.

[New Rayhaven]

"A job not involving a plow or a lathe can still qualify as work."

~ Representative Irma Archer Portillo.

"Bullshit!"

- Anonymous factory worker from New Rayhaven

[Gorgashia]

"There is cause to be afraid of everything. To throw something away because it can be dangerous is silly, you might as well throw away all of the sharpened pencils of the world."

"A man who dies for upholding his beliefs, is a man who can die proud with the knowledge that he died by his principles. Something many dead men cannot enjoy."

"I have no desire for anyone else's money. Rather, I desire that everyone is ensured their fare share for the work they have put in."

"All work is essential to the society. As such, the man who works with numbers and the man who works with rocks are still, in the end, equal."

- A collection of segments from the many debates between Jonathan Cornwal and others.

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"People who oppose your ideals can give you food for thought. Something millions of zealous supporters and yes men can never give you."

- Jonathan Cornwal.

[Estainia]

Those Russo-Spainards sure had some wise proverbs.

The whit, it is overwhelming, no?

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"Give or take another century or two and disease as we know it will go extinct." - Cornelius Maximilian, 2035 AD

[Delvoir]

"The hardest work is not working at all. Sometimes I am envious of the peasants in the field - with their comfortable lives, where they want for nothing and worry for nothing. They are as content as kittens, complacent to let the nobles deal with the bigger problems," - Marquis d'Ellimette, famous Delvoirian essayist.

[Tarvelia]

"Traffic jams lead to impatience, impatience leads to anger, anger leads to road rage, and road rage... leads to violence."

-Maria Shiomi, Tarveli social commentator

[Xekliv]

"It's time to declare a genocidal war against the opressive empire that had enslaved us in the past and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum."

-- Emperor Xektus II

[New Rayhaven]

"It's time to declare a genocidal war against the opressive empire that had enslaved us in the past and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum."

-- Emperor Xektus II

"I'm starting to get the overall impression that this country has no actual people, only references to outside material. Yes, I am aware of the irony of this statement."

- Captain of the Thought Police

[Coccygia]

'There comes a time in the life of every geek when he must bite the pullet.' - Tradition Coccygian saying

[Orellana]

"The hardest work is not working at all. Sometimes I am envious of the peasants in the field - with their comfortable lives, where they want for nothing and worry for nothing. They are as content as kittens, complacent to let the nobles deal with the bigger problems," - Marquis d'Ellimette, famous Delvoirian essayist.

"I have never even met this stuffed shirt, nor do I know if he is still alive...and still, I have the urge to punch him in the face. With my fist."

~ Jaslene Herrington, Thoughts on Life.

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"If all you have ever done is sit in classrooms and read books, you are not qualified to be called an expert on anything except sitting in classrooms and reading books."

~ Senator Reema Ahrari.

[Estainia]

"As epitaphs go, Olga II should get the title "Horrible" and as in its original, actual definition; this is the woman who legitimately said when told people were starving 'let them' while she was eating rich cakes; so yeah..Olga the Horrible; works for me." - Cornelius Maximilian reflecting on Russo-Spain's various monarchs

[Orellana]

"If that is literally your best argument, then I think I can safely claim a victory here today."

~ Representative Irma Archer Portillo, when a Socialist Party supporter responded to a statement of hers with a string of profanity.

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"Did you ever notice when a Socialist goes on about the need to "spread the wealth around," it's always your wealth they want to spread? Why not set a good example and start with their own?"

~ Jaslene Herrington, Thoughts on Life.

[Bojikami]

"Leave no German alive!"
-Anon. Commissar, Battle of Berlin

[Estainia]

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[Delvoir]

"The hardest work is not working at all. Sometimes I am envious of the peasants in the field - with their comfortable lives, where they want for nothing and worry for nothing. They are as content as kittens, complacent to let the nobles deal with the bigger problems," - Marquis d'Ellimette, famous Delvoirian essayist.

"I have never even met this stuffed shirt, nor do I know if he is still alive...and still, I have the urge to punch him in the face. With my fist."

~ Jaslene Herrington, Thoughts on Life.

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The Marquis d'Ellimette was killed by an angry mob during the food riots during the famine of 1952. 1500 protestors were guillotined for the murder.

"The Delvoirian Court are much more fantastical than anything I have experienced at home. They are dressed so eloquently and beautifully, they dance like swans over lakes of ice, their conversation is as witty and as free as one could possibly hope and they all move and live with such grace. But, as I looked from my window at Le Petit Palais in Mallis-Royale, I could not help noticing that they had no problem moving their gilded carriages through crowds of the old, sick and poor," - The Dauphine Louise-Marie of Burgenhunt-Haßenn, future Queen of Francis XXI, in a letter to her mother the Electress of Haßen, 1911.

[Xekliv]

"Sure you will, or I'll fill your life with misery and woe!"

"Uh.."

"Even if you quit!"

-- Xeklivian business manager speaking with an employee

[The World Liberation Army]

"If there is one thing I hate more than godlessness; it is the ancient regime of the old world. It will not last; it will be crushed beneath the boot of the faithful, as with all other things. But among the modern world; it is among the most repulsive, the most vile and most sickening." - Anon Soldier

[Xekliv]

"Human beings are scary. They breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents. Their preferred method of hunting was persistence hunting, where they chased animals until the prey's body simply gave up and died. They can eat just about anything they find, which means that they don't need to stop for food when chasing their prey. If they can't find food, that's fine. Their body will simply begin to eat itself so that they don't have to stop chasing their prey. They walk upright, they sweat, they don't have much body hair, which allows them to radiate away their body heat. This means that excessive time or extreme environment wont stop their hunts. If the animal fights back against them, they can take massive damage to their extremities and lose half their blood and still live. Their entire existence is owed to persistence, endurance, and determination. When they put themselves to a task, it gets done, period. And this instinct is still affecting them today."

-- Xeklivian xenobioligist on humanity

[Orellana]

"In many countries, paying somebody to have sex with you is against the law, unless you film it and distribute it in public."

~ Jaslene Herrington, Thoughts on Life.

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"Remember, even if your chutes won't open, you've still got a whole twenty seconds before you hit the ground to learn how to fly."

~ Instructor at the C.S. Army Jump School speaking to new students.

[Bojikami]

"What's the difference between a rookie pilot and a jet engine?"

"A jet engine stops whining when the planes shuts down."
-Air Force Commander referring to a rookie who complained about motion sickness.

[Wisconsin9]

"Human beings are scary. They breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents. Their preferred method of hunting was persistence hunting, where they chased animals until the prey's body simply gave up and died. They can eat just about anything they find, which means that they don't need to stop for food when chasing their prey. If they can't find food, that's fine. Their body will simply begin to eat itself so that they don't have to stop chasing their prey. They walk upright, they sweat, they don't have much body hair, which allows them to radiate away their body heat. This means that excessive time or extreme environment wont stop their hunts. If the animal fights back against them, they can take massive damage to their extremities and lose half their blood and still live. Their entire existence is owed to persistence, endurance, and determination. When they put themselves to a task, it gets done, period. And this instinct is still affecting them today."

-- Xeklivian xenobioligist on humanity

Are we more or less scary now that we've figured out how to throw bits of metal so fast you can't hear them until they've already killed you?—Wisconsinite to a Xeklivian xenobiologist.

[Xekliv]

"Human beings are scary. They breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents. Their preferred method of hunting was persistence hunting, where they chased animals until the prey's body simply gave up and died. They can eat just about anything they find, which means that they don't need to stop for food when chasing their prey. If they can't find food, that's fine. Their body will simply begin to eat itself so that they don't have to stop chasing their prey. They walk upright, they sweat, they don't have much body hair, which allows them to radiate away their body heat. This means that excessive time or extreme environment wont stop their hunts. If the animal fights back against them, they can take massive damage to their extremities and lose half their blood and still live. Their entire existence is owed to persistence, endurance, and determination. When they put themselves to a task, it gets done, period. And this instinct is still affecting them today."

-- Xeklivian xenobioligist on humanity

Are we more or less scary now that we've figured out how to throw bits of metal so fast you can't hear them until they've already killed you?—Wisconsinite to a Xeklivian xenobiologist.

"I suppose less, since everyone can do that nowadays. We do it better, though, because our bits of metal leave holes the size of football fields."

-- The same Xenobiologist

[Rodrania]

"Our president is shit, this country is shit, the world is shit, our entire life is bullshit"
- Random citizen

[Bojikami]

"We don't rely on this 'Unified World Government'. Why? Because the UCRB can operate perfectly fine on its own."
-Premier Emile Janzi on why the UCRB is leaving the WA

[Star Trek America]

"Republicanism or Death; that was our chant as we burned all of Sotia to the ground, the Ancien' Regimes crumbled before our might, Prussian, Austrian, Roman, Polish and Alisonian, every great empire met us in battle; and every great empire was thrown down into the mud where the monarchists belong." - Napoleon I, Emperor of the Ameri, First Consul of the Ameri Republic and Caesar of Rome