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Postby Bralia » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:32 pm

Freelanderness wrote:Off for now guys, i'll reply when i get back.

Bye, Kitty. :hug:
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Postby The Truth and Light » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:33 pm

I remember trying out for volleyball at school and the people who did the exaggerated grunt to show off as they failed to serve. So funny.
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Postby Napkiraly » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:33 pm

Bralia wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Tennis can be sexual too. Two or four or however many slender sweaty people grunting and hitting balls with sticks.

Why exactly do people grunt in tennis, anyway? :blink:. Does it really take that much effort to hit that ball?

It's just a by product of tennis being the preferred 18th century BDSM sport.

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Postby Wazkyraque » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:33 pm

Bralia wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Tennis can be sexual too. Two or four or however many slender sweaty people grunting and hitting balls with sticks.

Why exactly do people grunt in tennis, anyway? :blink:. Does it really take that much effort to hit that ball?

What's weirder is hearing people grunt while playing ping-pong :P
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Postby The Zeonic States » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:34 pm

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Bralia wrote:Why exactly do people grunt in tennis, anyway? :blink:. Does it really take that much effort to hit that ball?

What's weirder is hearing people grunt while playing ping-pong :P


I do recall grunting Ping Pong Players in my lifetime.
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Postby Bralia » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:35 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:
Bralia wrote:Why exactly do people grunt in tennis, anyway? :blink:. Does it really take that much effort to hit that ball?


It's vocalizing while exhaling. Exhaling while swinging increases force, which is why martial artists do it.

Huh. I did not know that. Interesting.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:36 pm

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Freelanderness wrote:Football is the second most erotic sport... "wide receiver" anyone?

What is first? Wrestling of course...

Tennis can be sexual too. Two or four or however many slender sweaty people grunting and hitting balls with sticks.


Baseball too. It's pretty much the same except I think baseball players usually have tighter pants than tennis players, though I could be wrong, as the only sport I really care to watch is diving, and I think you know why.
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:36 pm

The God-Realm wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:I've never noticed any Brony doing that...
Not saying it doesn't happen, just curious as to why you're looking for it.

I would not be looking for if it was not in every thread.

If its in every thread why have I never seen it?
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Postby Bralia » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:36 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Tennis can be sexual too. Two or four or however many slender sweaty people grunting and hitting balls with sticks.


Baseball too. It's pretty much the same except I think baseball players usually have tighter pants than tennis players, though I could be wrong, as the only sport I really care to watch is diving, and I think you know why.

Sticks swinging at balls? Definitely sexual. *nods*
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Esty and I are now lamenting about how gullible we were.

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Postby Laerod » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:37 pm

Freelanderness wrote:Well let's not hate on different body types, but the majority of gymnasts are no older than 18, so that might contribute to that.

Different reasons, actually.

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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:38 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Tennis can be sexual too. Two or four or however many slender sweaty people grunting and hitting balls with sticks.


Baseball too. It's pretty much the same except I think baseball players usually have tighter pants than tennis players, though I could be wrong, as the only sport I really care to watch is diving, and I think you know why.

Because you have a water sports fetish?
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Postby Tiltjuice » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:38 pm

Bralia wrote:
Tiltjuice wrote:
It's vocalizing while exhaling. Exhaling while swinging increases force, which is why martial artists do it.

Huh. I did not know that. Interesting.


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Postby The God-Realm » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:38 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
The God-Realm wrote:I would not be looking for if it was not in every thread.

If its in every thread why have I never seen it?

You may have brushed over it, I read every post in a thread because i'm used to books and stuff..
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Postby The Truth and Light » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:38 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Baseball too. It's pretty much the same except I think baseball players usually have tighter pants than tennis players, though I could be wrong, as the only sport I really care to watch is diving, and I think you know why.

Because you have a water sports fetish?

Watersports doesn't mean what you think it means.

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Postby Wazkyraque » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:39 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Tennis can be sexual too. Two or four or however many slender sweaty people grunting and hitting balls with sticks.


Baseball too. It's pretty much the same except I think baseball players usually have tighter pants than tennis players, though I could be wrong, as the only sport I really care to watch is diving, and I think you know why.

The Olympics were a fun time for you, weren't they? :P
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Postby Chronic Hypersomnia » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:40 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Because you have a water sports fetish?

Watersports doesn't mean what you think it means.

I have a small handful of photos of that somewhere.

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Postby The Zeonic States » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:40 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Because you have a water sports fetish?

Watersports doesn't mean what you think it means.


:blush: Not in this case But Hey that's some peoples thing
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:41 pm

The God-Realm wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:If its in every thread why have I never seen it?

You may have brushed over it, I read every post in a thread because i'm used to books and stuff..

:roll:
Implying that I'm not...


Seriously, why don't you just admit that you're every bit as obsessed with MLP:FiM as the fanboys...
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:41 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Baseball too. It's pretty much the same except I think baseball players usually have tighter pants than tennis players, though I could be wrong, as the only sport I really care to watch is diving, and I think you know why.

Because you have a water sports fetish?


Ewwwwwwww.
No.

No.

No.

It's because speedos on Olympic divers are a blessing to gay men everywhere.

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Was it Yakkety Sax or Pocket Full of Sunshine or It's Not Unusual to Be Loved By Anyone or something like that.

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Astrolinium wrote:
Baseball too. It's pretty much the same except I think baseball players usually have tighter pants than tennis players, though I could be wrong, as the only sport I really care to watch is diving, and I think you know why.

The Olympics were a fun time for you, weren't they? :P


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Postby The Truth and Light » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:41 pm

Chronic Hypersomnia wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:Watersports doesn't mean what you think it means.

I have a small handful of photos of that somewhere.

Mmm, urine.

Golden showers ftw.

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Postby Bralia » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:43 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Because you have a water sports fetish?

Watersports doesn't mean what you think it means.

I know what he means. ;)

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Postby Esternial » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:43 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:Esty and I are now lamenting about how gullible we were.

Man...I really...wanted to know ;_;

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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:43 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:Because you have a water sports fetish?


Ewwwwwwww.
No.

No.

No.

What? Diving is a water sport...
Astrolinium wrote:It's because speedos on Olympic divers are a blessing to gay men everywhere.

Okay. I guess you were wrong... I didn't know...
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