TET: The First Rule of The Eternal Thread ...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

. . . what kind of massage?

Depends on the Ethnicity of the massage parlor. There is a reason those places advertise the way they do.

You're bringing my head ache back, kid.

Think of a regular massage parlor, no Asians walking on your back and no 'happy endings'. Just a regular massage because you are tense. >.>

[Bralia]

A back massage, Bralia. <.<

I don't think that matter Nana. Bralia is just one big, walking sex organ.

. . . which one?

[Big Jim P]

Hey Cakes.

How's things?

Not too bad. Youself?

Oh @whoever: I am 100% monster, 100% truck and 200% amused.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

A back massage, Bralia. <.<

I don't think that matter Nana. Bralia is just one big, walking sex organ.

I'm losing faith in humanity.

[Bralia]

Depends on the Ethnicity of the massage parlor. There is a reason those places advertise the way they do.

You're bringing my head ache back, kid.

Think of a regular massage parlor, no Asians walking on your back and no 'happy endings'. Just a regular massage because you are tense. >.>

Okay, then. . Go on.

[The Corparation]

But that just means they di-pimped a saint of pimping

Had to be done. Saints aren't pimps.

Although the concept just made me laugh. Thanks.

Some Saints aren't Pimps, but you would be surprised what a wide variety of people managed to achieve Sainthood over the past two millenniums. Some of these people were very very pimping.

[Transnapastain]

I don't think that matter Nana. Bralia is just one big, walking sex organ.

I'm losing faith in humanity.

You had some left? Aren't you around my age?

[Big Jim P]

I don't think that matter Nana. Bralia is just one big, walking sex organ.

. . . which one?

Again I don' think it really matters. I think even the crack of dawn isn't safe around you.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm losing faith in humanity.

You had some left? Aren't you around my age?

I had some left, yes.

[Big Jim P]

I don't think that matter Nana. Bralia is just one big, walking sex organ.

I'm losing faith in humanity.

What does Bralia have to do with humanity?

[Transnapastain]

You had some left? Aren't you around my age?

I had some left, yes.

Miracles never cease, it seems.

[Menassa]

I don't think that matter Nana. Bralia is just one big, walking sex organ.

I'm losing faith in humanity.

Por que?

[Coffee Cakes]

How's things?

Not too bad. Youself?

Oh @whoever: I am 100% monster, 100% truck and 200% amused.

I'm doing good, eating ice cream and watching an old Truck series race on Youtube.

i forgot how good that series used to be at one time... I used to like it better than even the Cup series.

[Saruhan]

I don't think that matter Nana. Bralia is just one big, walking sex organ.

I'm losing faith in humanity.

Mission accomplished

[The Corparation]

I'm losing faith in humanity.

You had some left? Aren't you around my age?

If you have any left I recommend you sell it before it runs out. Liberal Hippie college kids snort that shit up like crack. Be careful for Liberal Hipster College kids though, they will just flat out steal the stuff and do it "ironically".

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You're bringing my head ache back, kid.

Think of a regular massage parlor, no Asians walking on your back and no 'happy endings'. Just a regular massage because you are tense. >.>

Okay, then. . Go on.

That kind of massage is very pleasurable, and it has no sexual undertones intended. It just feels good.

Like the pleasure you may feel at eating a good piece of stake or at sampling a good glass of wine. That.

[Bralia]

. . . which one?

Again I don' think it really matters. I think even the crack of dawn isn't safe around you.

Assuming "crack of dawn" means what I think it means, then you are quite right.

[Farnhamia]

And Ferdinand was her bitch, yeah. And then Charles V (but Carlos I of Spain? I forget) and then Felipe II. Now Felipe III was a fine king, but died young. Felipe IV had moments, too. And Capitán Alatriste.

Keep going, keep going.

Well ... my knowledge of Spanish history for the 15th through the 18th centuries is a little hazy. I was mostly in England and Northern Europe at the time. Interestingly, Catarina d'Aragón, Ferdinand and Isabella's daughter, had a better claim to the English throne than her father-in-law, King Henry VII, by her descent from John of Gaunt, the son of King Edward III. That Henry was a thoroughly nasty man. I felt a little sorry for Catarina, being locked up in that castle and slowly fading away. Her sister, Juana la Loca, sounds like an interesting person. I'm sorry I wasn't in Hispania more at the time, but what with the various wars going on and all, I didn't travel as freely as I had before, so I rented out my place in Galicia, through intermediaries, and staying the north.

I did meet the Duchess of Parma, Margaret, during her first term as Governor of the Netherlands. Very nice woman, intelligent, savvy, ran the country far better than her brother Felipe II could have and better than his other governors did.

Anyway ...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm losing faith in humanity.

What does Bralia have to do with humanity?

Point taking, my child.

[Bralia]

Okay, then. . Go on.

That kind of massage is very pleasurable, and it has no sexual undertones intended. It just feels good.

Like the pleasure you may feel at eating a good piece of stake or at sampling a good glass of wine. That.

I've never purred when eating steak, and I usually end up spitting out all of the wine I've ever tried.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Keep going, keep going.

Well ... my knowledge of Spanish history for the 15th through the 18th centuries is a little hazy. I was mostly in England and Northern Europe at the time. Interestingly, Catarina d'Aragón, Ferdinand and Isabella's daughter, had a better claim to the English throne than her father-in-law, King Henry VII, by her descent from John of Gaunt, the son of King Edward III. That Henry was a thoroughly nasty man. I felt a little sorry for Catarina, being locked up in that castle and slowly fading away. Her sister, Juana la Loca, sounds like an interesting person. I'm sorry I wasn't in Hispania more at the time, but what with the various wars going on and all, I didn't travel as freely as I had before, so I rented out my place in Galicia, through intermediaries, and staying the north.

I did meet the Duchess of Parma, Margaret, during her first term as Governor of the Netherlands. Very nice woman, intelligent, savvy, ran the country far better than her brother Felipe II could have and better than his other governors did.

Anyway ...

Juana was such a tragic figure. Many people think she was crazy but I think her only sin was being a strong and intelligent woman in a time that expected women to be meek. Besides, Felipe el hermoso was an asshole.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That kind of massage is very pleasurable, and it has no sexual undertones intended. It just feels good.

Like the pleasure you may feel at eating a good piece of stake or at sampling a good glass of wine. That.

I've never purred when eating steak, and I usually end up spitting out all of the wine I've ever tried.

[Tiltjuice]

*walks on Corp's back*

[Bralia]

I'm losing faith in humanity.

Mission accomplished

Execute Order 66.

[Bralia]

I've never purred when eating steak, and I usually end up spitting out all of the wine I've ever tried.

Tasty. Do you have that emoticon in salmon?