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Qazox
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Postby Qazox » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:49 pm

Owl Cities wrote:
Bralia wrote:It's 3112, dude. :p. How long have you been in cryo?

Cryo? I just went in some port-a-potty with my secretary, and when we came out she was holding some weird box thing with letters on it. I told her to use it to call for help. I am forced to assume the people she is communicating with are the time machine repair company or something, and you can help me. How do I go back to my time?


You have to divide by negative zero .
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Postby Owl Cities » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:49 pm

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Owl Cities wrote:You bad. Me good.

You're adorable, but not as adorable as Vareiln. Keep practicing!

I prefer "cuddletastic", thank you very much. My masculinity shall be defended.
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Postby Galloism » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:50 pm

Bralia wrote:
Galloism wrote:Transfixed.

How long? :?

If I don't make her snap out of it? Hours.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
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Postby Owl Cities » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:50 pm

Qazox wrote:
Owl Cities wrote:Cryo? I just went in some port-a-potty with my secretary, and when we came out she was holding some weird box thing with letters on it. I told her to use it to call for help. I am forced to assume the people she is communicating with are the time machine repair company or something, and you can help me. How do I go back to my time?


You have to divide by negative zero .

Well, you're the expert and hey, where'd my right testicle go?
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. -Mahatma Gandi


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Postby Qazox » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:51 pm

Owl Cities wrote:
Qazox wrote:
You have to divide by negative zero .

Well, you're the expert and hey, where'd my right testicle go?


What you need both?
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Postby Bralia » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:52 pm

Owl Cities wrote:
Bralia wrote:It's 3112, dude. :p. How long have you been in cryo?

Cryo? I just went in some port-a-potty with my secretary, and when we came out she was holding some weird box thing with letters on it. I told her to use it to call for help. I am forced to assume the people she is communicating with are the time machine repair company or something, and you can help me. How do I go back to my time?

You don't. The past is fixed and cannot be changed. Time machines only work one way. Forward . . .. I'm a particular fan of 2153, but you're already past that, so I guess you can't witness Jonathan Dryer's rise over neo-communists in the Iraqi Federation. :?
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Postby Bralia » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:52 pm

Galloism wrote:
Bralia wrote:How long? :?

If I don't make her snap out of it? Hours.

Is that serious? :blink:
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Postby Typhlochactas » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:54 pm

I ran 3.2 kilometers without stopping.
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Postby Bralia » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:54 pm

Qazox wrote:
Owl Cities wrote:Well, you're the expert and hey, where'd my right testicle go?


What you need both?
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Hey, Doc, I amputated like you recommended. Now I'm spurting out tomato juice. Or at least, I think it's tomato juice. :unsure:. What should I do?
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Postby Galloism » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:54 pm

Bralia wrote:
Galloism wrote:If I don't make her snap out of it? Hours.

Is that serious? :blink:

Fo' shizzle.

Things need to be at least a 100 years old for Nana to show interest.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Qazox » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:54 pm

Typhlochactas wrote:I ran 3.2 kilometers without stopping.


Running downhill doesn't count. :p
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Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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Postby Typhlochactas » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:55 pm

Qazox wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:I ran 3.2 kilometers without stopping.


Running downhill doesn't count. :p


Flat surface biatch!
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Postby Bralia » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:55 pm

Galloism wrote:
Bralia wrote:Is that serious? :blink:

Fo' shizzle.

Things need to be at least a 100 years old for Nana to show interest.

Damn. What does she do, exactly? Just . . . muse or something? :?
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Postby Qazox » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:55 pm

Bralia wrote:
Qazox wrote:
What you need both?
As the offical TET Doctor factorum, I approve this message.
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Hey, Doc, I amputated like you recommended. Now I'm spurting out tomato juice. Or at least, I think it's tomato juice. :unsure:. What should I do?


Find some Tequila and make some Bloody Marys!

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Wikipage/Qazox National Football Team
Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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Postby Qazox » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:56 pm

Typhlochactas wrote:
Qazox wrote:
Running downhill doesn't count. :p


Flat surface biatch!


Treadmills don't count either ;)
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Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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Postby Owl Cities » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:57 pm

Qazox wrote:
Owl Cities wrote:Well, you're the expert and hey, where'd my right testicle go?


What you need both?
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Now I feel unbalanced and involving too much complicated math. Do malpractice lawsuits still exist in this time period?
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. -Mahatma Gandi


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Postby Typhlochactas » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:57 pm

Qazox wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:
Flat surface biatch!


Treadmills don't count either ;)


I ran around my neighborhood.
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Postby Galloism » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:58 pm

Bralia wrote:
Galloism wrote:Fo' shizzle.

Things need to be at least a 100 years old for Nana to show interest.

Damn. What does she do, exactly? Just . . . muse or something? :?

She inspects everything. Brush strokes, perspective, the theme, whether it has mistakes, the type of paint, medium, and on and on.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Vareiln » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:58 pm

Typhlochactas wrote:I ran 3.2 kilometers without stopping.

Your poor, poor hands. How dare you not evenly distribute the work! I hereby condemn you to 3 hours of fapping, now!
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Postby Qazox » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:58 pm

Typhlochactas wrote:
Qazox wrote:
Treadmills don't count either ;)


I ran around my neighborhood.


Good job then.
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Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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Postby Typhlochactas » Sat Dec 29, 2012 9:59 pm

Qazox wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:
I ran around my neighborhood.


Good job then.


Yeah, thanks. I've been running a mile every day for a while, and I decided to step it up to two miles without stopping.

I converted to kilo for all you Europeans. Imperial sucks anyways.
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Postby Bralia » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:00 pm

Galloism wrote:
Bralia wrote:Damn. What does she do, exactly? Just . . . muse or something? :?

She inspects everything. Brush strokes, perspective, the theme, whether it has mistakes, the type of paint, medium, and on and on.

Dang. Well, I guess that's why she's an art historian. :lol:
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Postby Esternial » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:01 pm

Galloism wrote:
Bralia wrote:Damn. What does she do, exactly? Just . . . muse or something? :?

She inspects everything. Brush strokes, perspective, the theme, whether it has mistakes, the type of paint, medium, and on and on.

Sounds like a special kind of cat.
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Postby Galloism » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:01 pm

Bralia wrote:
Galloism wrote:She inspects everything. Brush strokes, perspective, the theme, whether it has mistakes, the type of paint, medium, and on and on.

Dang. Well, I guess that's why she's an art historian. :lol:

Yes.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Esternial » Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:04 pm

Bralia wrote:
Galloism wrote:She inspects everything. Brush strokes, perspective, the theme, whether it has mistakes, the type of paint, medium, and on and on.

Dang. Well, I guess that's why she's an art historian. :lol:

That actually sounds less boring that it appears.

Although it must be tough to actually 'enjoy' a piece if you have all that analytic knowledge crammed in your skull. It kind of ruins your life, especially if you see your work or field of study in everyday life.

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