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by Veceria » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:27 am
by New England and The Maritimes » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:28 am
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Some people's opinions are based on rational observations, others base theirs on imaginative thinking. The reality-based community ought not to waste it's time refuting delusions.
by Samuraikoku » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:29 am
Rocopurr wrote:Hai. How are you?
by New England and The Maritimes » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:29 am
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Some people's opinions are based on rational observations, others base theirs on imaginative thinking. The reality-based community ought not to waste it's time refuting delusions.
by Veceria » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:30 am
Creative Vikings wrote:I recently discovered I have an ENTP-type personality, and this apparently makes me relatable to Matthew Perry. So I got thinking, how am I going to work this to a career advantage? My first (and obviously only) thought drew me to Perry himself, an looked at what made him sort of famous, semi-wealthy and decent on the eyes; Friends. My destiny was to create a television show that would endlessly repeat during the six o'clock slot on a certain New Zealand channel. But I needed to add some small sense of originality, so I got to work.
Now, to strip the show bare, past it's metaphorical R18 bits, right down to the bone that I just want to gnaw on and lick my testicles afterwards. Basically, the formula of the show is the interaction between vastly contrasting characters. So, I took that formula and I shoved it up my special hole for safe keeping. Oh man, I love holes, I've explored just about every type!
But anyway, I started to add to this concept in a similar vein to Friends to ensure I have more commercial success than critical approval. I needed a location, a set of sorts. I tried getting my characters to live in a close proximity. That didn't look good enough in pen, probably because I was using a pencil, but nonetheless, I needed something else. And then it hit me, hit me with a plastic cricket bat; My set would be various study rooms in people's houses, because the show would be about the internet! Ahah! I am the greatest! Ah! Ah!
So, I've got my formula and my genius sets, so now what will be the premise? What the hell would these people be doing? Masturbating? That'll be a little tricky getting into the 7pm timeslot with that. They need to do something contemporary, so I can bullshit some social analogy if I'm jumped by Demographical Analysts. These days people are social networking a lot, so I need to chose a format of social network to balance on-- How about a forum?! It's uber-genius! Prime-Time Television Award Nominations, here I come!
Right now that I've got forum in the sack, I need to chose whether or not I should make one up or using an existing one? I don't have the time nor the Jewish blood to brainstorm for an imaginary one, so I'll just latch onto some struggling forum founded by a equally struggling writer or something... Hey, wait a minute, I'll just use NationStates! Well eat some fiery curry and shit me quick, my plan is working! Now, If I pull the character idea out of my special hole and spray some creative deodorant over it, I may have a perfect television show.
My characters will be the quirky, inane and downright insane members of NS!
I'll have Night in my show for the sex-appeal, Nana for the motherly glue that'll hold the group together (and mentally destroy them if need be), Uncle Vlad for the marvelous one-liners spoken at Scruffy-The-Janitor-like times, Akka-Chan for her sweet innocence, Nat for his vast knowledge on how to approach a stupid political thread (as well as the obvious little man syndrome), Shelby for additional sex appeal (I need money, and if reusing character archtypes means I'll have coins spilling out of my non-pockets, the so be it), Sam and Nemmy as the strapping young bachelors (who are also long-lost twins, because it creates plots should the series reach the second season), Lacky (to avoid him making fun of me again), Indie because she'll probably bring culture, Dya (because he'll make fun of me too if I don't cast him) and Liri, because Liri gives teenaged boys something to relate to: Adolescence and shit.
Now that my idea for a television television show is in full swing, now I just need to pitch it to some sophisticated News Network, say... FOX? Yeah, that'll do, though I may need to make everyone Republicans, just in case. Yeah, make them Fascists to be super safe.
So, there I have it, a quiz that took me an hour to complete and determine my personality and set me towards my goal of crap television writing. I can smell the three wives and fives divorces already!
by New England and The Maritimes » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:31 am
New England and The Maritimes wrote:That's silly! Finals week was last week!
Still got school. /:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Some people's opinions are based on rational observations, others base theirs on imaginative thinking. The reality-based community ought not to waste it's time refuting delusions.
by Veceria » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:32 am
by Creative Vikings » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:33 am
Veceria wrote:Creative Vikings wrote:I recently discovered I have an ENTP-type personality, and this apparently makes me relatable to Matthew Perry. So I got thinking, how am I going to work this to a career advantage? My first (and obviously only) thought drew me to Perry himself, an looked at what made him sort of famous, semi-wealthy and decent on the eyes; Friends. My destiny was to create a television show that would endlessly repeat during the six o'clock slot on a certain New Zealand channel. But I needed to add some small sense of originality, so I got to work.
Now, to strip the show bare, past it's metaphorical R18 bits, right down to the bone that I just want to gnaw on and lick my testicles afterwards. Basically, the formula of the show is the interaction between vastly contrasting characters. So, I took that formula and I shoved it up my special hole for safe keeping. Oh man, I love holes, I've explored just about every type!
But anyway, I started to add to this concept in a similar vein to Friends to ensure I have more commercial success than critical approval. I needed a location, a set of sorts. I tried getting my characters to live in a close proximity. That didn't look good enough in pen, probably because I was using a pencil, but nonetheless, I needed something else. And then it hit me, hit me with a plastic cricket bat; My set would be various study rooms in people's houses, because the show would be about the internet! Ahah! I am the greatest! Ah! Ah!
So, I've got my formula and my genius sets, so now what will be the premise? What the hell would these people be doing? Masturbating? That'll be a little tricky getting into the 7pm timeslot with that. They need to do something contemporary, so I can bullshit some social analogy if I'm jumped by Demographical Analysts. These days people are social networking a lot, so I need to chose a format of social network to balance on-- How about a forum?! It's uber-genius! Prime-Time Television Award Nominations, here I come!
Right now that I've got forum in the sack, I need to chose whether or not I should make one up or using an existing one? I don't have the time nor the Jewish blood to brainstorm for an imaginary one, so I'll just latch onto some struggling forum founded by a equally struggling writer or something... Hey, wait a minute, I'll just use NationStates! Well eat some fiery curry and shit me quick, my plan is working! Now, If I pull the character idea out of my special hole and spray some creative deodorant over it, I may have a perfect television show.
My characters will be the quirky, inane and downright insane members of NS!
I'll have Night in my show for the sex-appeal, Nana for the motherly glue that'll hold the group together (and mentally destroy them if need be), Uncle Vlad for the marvelous one-liners spoken at Scruffy-The-Janitor-like times, Akka-Chan for her sweet innocence, Nat for his vast knowledge on how to approach a stupid political thread (as well as the obvious little man syndrome), Shelby for additional sex appeal (I need money, and if reusing character archtypes means I'll have coins spilling out of my non-pockets, the so be it), Sam and Nemmy as the strapping young bachelors (who are also long-lost twins, because it creates plots should the series reach the second season), Lacky (to avoid him making fun of me again), Indie because she'll probably bring culture, Dya (because he'll make fun of me too if I don't cast him) and Liri, because Liri gives teenaged boys something to relate to: Adolescence and shit.
Now that my idea for a television television show is in full swing, now I just need to pitch it to some sophisticated News Network, say... FOX? Yeah, that'll do, though I may need to make everyone Republicans, just in case. Yeah, make them Fascists to be super safe.
So, there I have it, a quiz that took me an hour to complete and determine my personality and set me towards my goal of crap television writing. I can smell the three wives and fives divorces already!
tl;dr ...
by Gallade » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:34 am
by San Leggera » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:34 am
Creative Vikings wrote:
by Maldorainia » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:34 am
Gallade wrote:Right, it's past noon. Time for wine.
by Gallade » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:36 am
by Maldorainia » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:36 am
by Gallade » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:37 am
by San Leggera » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:37 am
by Maldorainia » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:38 am
by Veceria » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:38 am
Gallade wrote:Right, it's past noon. Time for wine.
by Gallade » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:39 am
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