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The Corparation
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Postby The Corparation » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:02 pm

Sunkistodia wrote:
The Realm of God wrote:Reading this on cracked, made me chuckle.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/fastfood-me ... -failures/

Cracked is proof that the Internet loves us and want us to he happy.


I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON NS WHO READS CRACKED!!!! I now love this site even more.

Everyone reads it.
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Postby Rocopurr » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:03 pm

My glasses are foggy.
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Postby The Realm of God » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:03 pm

Serrland wrote:Making coq au vin for dinner was a great idea. But smelling it as it cooks? Torture!


It's something special when it's done right, especially with rosemary gravy, mash and kale.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:03 pm

Immoren wrote:
Sunkistodia wrote:I AM BACK FOOLS!!!!!!


STOP WHISPERING! MY HEARING ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE!

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE METAL IS LAW!
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby San Leggera » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:03 pm

Rocopurr wrote:My glasses are foggy.

Hire a servant to de-fog them. Might I suggest Gaveo?
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:03 pm

Rocopurr wrote:My glasses are foggy.

I wonder why? :p
Bruh.

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Postby Laerod » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:04 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Laerod wrote:But she tried so hard! She made you scrambled eggs and massaged your feet.
Serrland wrote:Making coq au vin for dinner was a great idea. But smelling it as it cooks? Torture!

How do you even know that?

Uhhh... Lemon curry?
Also:
Serrland wrote:coq

LOL

Oh, but my copious talk of pipes receives no reaction? I'm insulted.

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Postby South Asia Minor » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:04 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Sunkistodia wrote:
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON NS WHO READS CRACKED!!!! I now love this site even more.

Everyone reads it.

My Gran doesn't.

Before you ask, yes, she goes on NS. Her nation name is ... Mushet?
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Postby Rocopurr » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:04 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:My glasses are foggy.

Hire a servant to de-fog them. Might I suggest Gaveo?

Gaveo is already my servant. :P
Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:My glasses are foggy.

I wonder why? :p

Oh hush you.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:04 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Sunkistodia wrote:
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON NS WHO READS CRACKED!!!! I now love this site even more.

Everyone reads it.

Cracked: entertaining and educational. Also a neverending flow of corny dick jokes, but you get used to it.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Dyakovo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:05 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Sunkistodia wrote:
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON NS WHO READS CRACKED!!!! I now love this site even more.

Everyone reads it.

I don't.
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:06 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
San Leggera wrote:Hire a servant to de-fog them. Might I suggest Gaveo?

Gaveo is already my servant. :P
Gaveo wrote:I wonder why? :p

Oh hush you.

1. Say what?
2. No. :p
Bruh.

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Postby The Corparation » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:06 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Everyone reads it.

I don't.

You're not a person though and aren't counted an an everyone as you've ascended to a higher plane of existence.
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Postby Rocopurr » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:06 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:Gaveo is already my servant. :P

Oh hush you.

1. Say what?
2. No. :p

Clean them! *hands them to you*
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The Realm of God
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Postby The Realm of God » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:07 pm

Sunkistodia wrote:
The Realm of God wrote:Reading this on cracked, made me chuckle.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/fastfood-me ... -failures/

Cracked is proof that the Internet loves us and want us to he happy.


I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON NS WHO READS CRACKED!!!! I now love this site even more.


The thing with that article is that half of those culinary creations look like they had been forged (yes forged) from Satans arse.

Though it's differnt once beer is drunk......
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:07 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:1. Say what?
2. No. :p

Clean them! *hands them to you*

Whats my pay?
Bruh.

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Postby Rocopurr » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:08 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:Clean them! *hands them to you*

Whats my pay?

You get to kick a Dubstep artist in the crotch.
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Postby Laerod » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:08 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:Clean them! *hands them to you*

Whats my pay?

Time is money. We'll give you five seconds to do the work.

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Postby Dyakovo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:08 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:Clean them! *hands them to you*

Whats my pay?

Your life.

You don't want your pay withheld, do you?
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:09 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Whats my pay?

You get to kick a Dubstep artist in the crotch.

And?
Laerod wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Whats my pay?

Time is money. We'll give you five seconds to do the work.

:eyebrow:
Dyakovo wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Whats my pay?

Your life.

You don't want your pay withheld, do you?

:shock:
Bruh.

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Postby Hurdegaryp » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:10 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Whats my pay?

You get to kick a Dubstep artist in the crotch.

Drop the BASS!

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CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Rocopurr » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:10 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:You get to kick a Dubstep artist in the crotch.

And?

Clean them. Now!
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Postby Kleomentia » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:11 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Whats my pay?

You get to kick a Dubstep artist in the crotch.

But you know what comes out when they scream? Dare i say it?
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:11 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:And?

Clean them. Now!

The things I do...
*cleans*
Here.
Bruh.

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Postby South Asia Minor » Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:12 pm

Laerod wrote:
Also:

LOL

Oh, but my copious talk of pipes receives no reaction? I'm insulted.

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