The Eternal Thread: 永遠

by **Laerod** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:14 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Laerod wrote:I knew it was your fetishes for maids and beatings that took you there! How could you? Why didn't you share?!

Sharing is for Communists.
And we don't like Communists in Singapore.

Looks like a field trip to Siberia is in order. What's your hat size?

by **Rocopurr** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:14 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:You'll find out soon enough.

*is scared*

You can hide in my bedroom! :3

by **Veceria** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:15 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Veceria wrote:True.

False.

If you say so.

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:*is scared*

You can hide in my bedroom! :3

*you hear someone coughing under Roccy's bedsheets*

by **Dyakovo** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:15 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:Don't worry. *pats back* I don't think veccie cares if you're hetero or not.

What does that mean?

It means consent is optional.
*nods*

by **Vareiln** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm

Hello again peeeps.

by **Rocopurr** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:16 pm

Veceria wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:False.

If you say so.

Rocopurr wrote:You can hide in my bedroom! :3

*you hear someone coughing under Roccy's bedsheets*

*pokes bed sheet* Who is it!?

by **Veceria** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:17 pm

Vareiln wrote:Hello again peeeps.

Hey.

Rocopurr wrote:
Veceria wrote:If you say so.

*you hear someone coughing under Roccy's bedsheets*

*pokes bed sheet* Who is it!?

Its a me, Mario!

by **Gaveo** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:17 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:*is scared*

You can hide in my bedroom! :3

Okay ju-

Veceria wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:False.

If you say so.

Rocopurr wrote:You can hide in my bedroom! :3

*you hear someone coughing under Roccy's bedsheets*

Um...

Dyakovo wrote:
Gaveo wrote:What does that mean?

It means consent is optional.
*nods*

I knew it...

by **San Leggera** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:17 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Gaveo wrote:*is scared*

You can hide in my bedroom! :3

There's a hidden camera in there, too.

by **Rocopurr** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:18 pm

Veceria wrote:
Vareiln wrote:Hello again peeeps.

Hey.

Rocopurr wrote:
*pokes bed sheet* Who is it!?

Its a me, Mario!

*screams* NO.

Okay, seriously. How about we kick out my family, and Vec and Gav move into my house.

by **Gaveo** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:18 pm

Veceria wrote:
Vareiln wrote:Hello again peeeps.

Hey.

Rocopurr wrote:
*pokes bed sheet* Who is it!?

Its a me, Mario!

Well that explains all the FAWKING BANANAS!
*throws bananas in the air*

by **DesAnges** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:18 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Gaveo wrote:*takes it down*

Hidden camera.

Funny story regarding cameras in rooms.

So last year during Freshers this guy in my house, Lloyd, acquires a reputation for being a bit of a pervert. I can't remember why, he wasn't all that perverted at all. But there were lots of jokes about it and someone went as far as putting his picture in the 3 toilets in the house. He took them down, because they were creepy and more than a little humiliating.

Anyway. He's a computer scientist, and is slowly growing into his role as pretend creepy weirdo. So when the opportunity comes up, through his department, to take home a defunct CCTV camera to do with what you will, he jumps at the chance.

Brings it home, and hangs it up in one of the toilets, and just shoves the cables into the ceiling tiles - they aren't connected to anything, but it looks authentic.

So everyone finds this rather hilarious, and so it stays there for about a fortnight. Until one day I come out of my room, en route to a lecture, to find our cleaner and her boss looking at it in puzzlement.

As I'm walking past, the boss collars me. "Excuse me young man, can you tell me what this is?"

"Well, it's a CCTV camera."

"Can you remove it please?"

"Why? It's not plugged in to anything, it's harmle-"

"Remove it. Please."

"But it's not plugged i- ah screw it."

So I take it down and shove it in Lloyd's room.

As I'm walking out to my lecture, I go past the cleaner and her boss as I'm leaving my house, and I just catch some of their conversation.

Boss: "...pretty weird joke, if you ask me."

Cleaner: "I'm glad it was a joke, because I thought you'd put it in there to make sure I was doing my job properly."

by **Rocopurr** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:18 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:You can hide in my bedroom! :3

There's a hidden camera in there, too.

Who watches it? 0o

by **New Rogernomics** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:19 pm

Well, start anti deppressants today. Hopefully I have a nicer Christmas.

by **Veceria** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:19 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
Veceria wrote:Hey.

Its a me, Mario!

*screams* NO.

Okay, seriously. How about we kick out my family, and Vec and Gav move into my house.

The delegate from Austria approves.

Gaveo wrote:
Veceria wrote:Hey.

Its a me, Mario!

Well that explains all the FAWKING BANANAS!
*throws bananas in the air*

NOOOO!
*bananas explode mid-air - into more bananas, which explode again*

by **Rocopurr** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:19 pm

New Rogernomics wrote:Well, start anti deppressants today. Hopefully I have a nicer Christmas.

I hope it is for you. :3

Veceria wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:*screams* NO.

Okay, seriously. How about we kick out my family, and Vec and Gav move into my house.

The delegate from Austria approves.

Gaveo wrote:Well that explains all the FAWKING BANANAS!
*throws bananas in the air*

NOOOO!
*bananas explode mid-air - into more bananas, which explode again*

BANANA PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

by **Veceria** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

New Rogernomics wrote:Well, start anti deppressants today. Hopefully I have a nicer Christmas.

Antidepressants are always nice.

by **Gaveo** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Veceria wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:*screams* NO.

Okay, seriously. How about we kick out my family, and Vec and Gav move into my house.

The delegate from Austria approves.

Gaveo wrote:Well that explains all the FAWKING BANANAS!
*throws bananas in the air*

NOOOO!
*bananas explode mid-air - into more bananas, which explode again*

Ooh!

by **The Corparation** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
San Leggera wrote:There's a hidden camera in there, too.

Who watches it? 0o

Everyone. Keep posting here long enough and you'll get tapped in.

by **Gaveo** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
New Rogernomics wrote:Well, start anti deppressants today. Hopefully I have a nicer Christmas.

I hope it is for you. :3

Veceria wrote:The delegate from Austria approves.

NOOOO!
*bananas explode mid-air - into more bananas, which explode again*

BANANA PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

Lots of bananas?

by **San Leggera** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
San Leggera wrote:There's a hidden camera in there, too.

Who watches it? 0o

I couldn't tell you. Mainly because I don't know.

by **Veceria** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Rocopurr wrote:
New Rogernomics wrote:Well, start anti deppressants today. Hopefully I have a nicer Christmas.

I hope it is for you. :3

Veceria wrote:The delegate from Austria approves.

NOOOO!
*bananas explode mid-air - into more bananas, which explode again*

BANANA PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

You know ... those bananas have multiple uses.

by **San Leggera** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:21 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:I hope it is for you. :3

BANANA PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

Lots of bananas?

I know what you want to use them for. (Hint: not for eating)

by **Laerod** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:21 pm

DesAnges wrote:
San Leggera wrote:Hidden camera.

Funny story regarding cameras in rooms.

So last year during Freshers this guy in my house, Lloyd, acquires a reputation for being a bit of a pervert. I can't remember why, he wasn't all that perverted at all. But there were lots of jokes about it and someone went as far as putting his picture in the 3 toilets in the house. He took them down, because they were creepy and more than a little humiliating.

Anyway. He's a computer scientist, and is slowly growing into his role as pretend creepy weirdo. So when the opportunity comes up, through his department, to take home a defunct CCTV camera to do with what you will, he jumps at the chance.

Brings it home, and hangs it up in one of the toilets, and just shoves the cables into the ceiling tiles - they aren't connected to anything, but it looks authentic.

So everyone finds this rather hilarious, and so it stays there for about a fortnight. Until one day I come out of my room, en route to a lecture, to find our cleaner and her boss looking at it in puzzlement.

As I'm walking past, the boss collars me. "Excuse me young man, can you tell me what this is?"

"Well, it's a CCTV camera."

"Can you remove it please?"

"Why? It's not plugged in to anything, it's harmle-"

"Remove it. Please."

"But it's not plugged i- ah screw it."

So I take it down and shove it in Lloyd's room.

As I'm walking out to my lecture, I go past the cleaner and her boss as I'm leaving my house, and I just catch some of their conversation.

Boss: "...pretty weird joke, if you ask me."

Cleaner: "I'm glad it was a joke, because I thought you'd put it in there to make sure I was doing my job properly."

Haha, what's really funny is that in Germany, you'd all have been guilty of taping people in privacy regardless of whether it was capable of taping.

by **Rocopurr** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:21 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:Who watches it? 0o

Everyone. Keep posting here long enough and you'll get tapped in.

I'll be part of the crowd.

Gaveo wrote:
Rocopurr wrote:I hope it is for you. :3

BANANA PARTY AT MY HOUSE.

Lots of bananas?

Yes. Now come live with me.

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