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Gaveo
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Postby Gaveo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:46 pm

Bralia wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Why can't women like me?

Because you have a penis. :meh:

Say what?
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:46 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Why can't women like me?

Indi shall now present a list of your flaws.

Indi, you may take the floor.

*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Huang Jia Guo
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Postby Huang Jia Guo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:46 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Huang Jia Guo wrote: :rofl: yup.... I am one of them...

Why can't women like me?

Well you are funny and fun to joke (more like play) arounf with :lol: :hug:
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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.49


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Postby Vareiln » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:47 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Why can't women like me?

Indi shall now present a list of your flaws.

Indi, you may take the floor.

*Prepares to poke holes in list*
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Mavorpen
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:47 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Indi shall now present a list of your flaws.

Indi, you may take the floor.

*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Bralia » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:47 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Bralia wrote:Because you have a penis. :meh:

Say what?

Well, I've been under the assumption that you have a penis. It's the reason why women don't like you. :meh:
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:47 pm

Freelanderness wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:I'm thinking it's going to cost me at least $7 to send that package through the USPS, assuming that I can fit it in that flat rate box, otherwise it's going to cost me $15 to ship.

Yeah mine is going to spend quite a bit more than that... Damn postage rates.

*nod* My friend's going to reimburse me after though, we already agreed on it.
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Postby Gaveo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:47 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Indi shall now present a list of your flaws.

Indi, you may take the floor.

*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

This is rigged.
Huang Jia Guo wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Why can't women like me?

Well you are funny and fun to joke (more like play) arounf with :lol: :hug:

I am?
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:47 pm

Bralia wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Now you shall only get half of a grain of rice.

I want a bloody feast. :evil:. You can join the feast, by the way.

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Postby Bralia » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.

What's the sentence, judge?
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Postby Gaveo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Bralia wrote:
Gaveo wrote:Say what?

Well, I've been under the assumption that you have a penis. It's the reason why women don't like you. :meh:

Uh... So all women are Lesbians?
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Gaveo wrote:This is rigged.

It most certainly is not.

*mustache falls off*
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Vareiln » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Bralia wrote:Well, I've been under the assumption that you have a penis. It's the reason why women don't like you. :meh:

Uh... So all women are Lesbians?

This is true, except for when it isn't.
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Mavorpen
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Bralia wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.

What's the sentence, judge?

Figure that shit out for yourselves, I don't want blood on my hands.
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby DesAnges » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.

Wait, aren't you the polis? Since when were you the judge as well?

THE SYSTEM'S RIGGED, MAN
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Postby Gaveo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:49 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.

THIS IS AS RIGGED AS A VENEZUELAN ELECTION!
Bruh.
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Huang Jia Guo
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Postby Huang Jia Guo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:49 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

This is rigged.
Huang Jia Guo wrote:Well you are funny and fun to joke (more like play) arounf with :lol: :hug:

I am?

Well... I like civil rights... But political freedom? HAHAHAHAHA NO.
The neighbouring country of Maudlnya

Run by the same person as well, this nation represents Maud's more anarchic and capitalist side

Economic Left/Right: 0.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.49


This nation represents 98% of my views
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Huang Jia Guo
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Postby Huang Jia Guo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:49 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.

THIS IS AS RIGGED AS A VENEZUELAN ELECTION!

WHO CARES!
The neighbouring country of Maudlnya

Run by the same person as well, this nation represents Maud's more anarchic and capitalist side

Economic Left/Right: 0.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.49


This nation represents 98% of my views
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:49 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:Indi shall now present a list of your flaws.

Indi, you may take the floor.

*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

Not even a pink panty?
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Postby Bralia » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:49 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Bralia wrote:What's the sentence, judge?

Figure that shit out for yourselves, I don't want blood on my hands.

Castration it is, then! To the gallows, Gaveo!
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Postby Individuality-ness » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:50 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

Not even a pink panty?

*whacks with the newspaper of shame*
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Postby Freelanderness » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:50 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:*generic joke about handcuffs*

Wat

Police. Handcuffs... You know what, never mind, I don't think I can explain it without reaching PG-13.

Individuality-ness wrote:
Freelanderness wrote:Yeah mine is going to spend quite a bit more than that... Damn postage rates.

*nod* My friend's going to reimburse me after though, we already agreed on it.

Oh that's cool. My friend is sending a gift to me too, though, so she has to pay postage anyway.
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Postby Gaveo » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:50 pm

Hurdegaryp wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*goes to the stand* I offer you this list, Your Honor. *hands you a scroll*

Not even a pink panty?

No you get a black one. :p
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Mavorpen
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Postby Mavorpen » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:50 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.

Wait, aren't you the polis? Since when were you the judge as well?

THE SYSTEM'S RIGGED, MAN

Gaveo wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:*reads over the list*

Mmhmm...

I proclaim the defendant, Gaveo, guilty of being horribly unattractive to women.

THIS IS AS RIGGED AS A VENEZUELAN ELECTION!
Individuality-ness wrote:
Hurdegaryp wrote:Not even a pink panty?

*whacks with the newspaper of shame*

ORDER IN THE MOTHERFUCKING COURT
"The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I'm saying? We knew we couldn't make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders. raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news. Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did."—former Nixon domestic policy chief John Ehrlichman
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Postby Cill Airne » Mon Dec 03, 2012 5:50 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Cill Airne wrote:You know, I think I can do a decent job at making music on GarageBand, but i'd prefer Logic Pro.... Maybe I can buy it.

I don't think you'd get very far with making music on GarageBand. It's good to have a little knock around on but for more something more ambitious it's not good enough.

I'm hardly ambitious. I doubt i'd ever make music professionally like my friend (though it would be a dream). I just like making music for fun.
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