Everything that has existed lingers in the Eternity...of NSG

[Mavorpen]

When you have an orgasm, we all have orgasms.

If that was true, we'd all have been utterly destroyed by now. Think about it: the first person getting an orgasm, triggers an orgasm in all the biolinked NSG participants. Every single orgasm of that shockwave of satisfaction triggers a new round of orgasms, ad infinitum. Trust me, your body is NOT ready for THAT. Your frail flesh would simply disintegrate after 45, 50 minutes.

Bitch please, I'm a Buddhist Mavorpen.

[Veceria]

When you have an orgasm, we all have orgasms.

If that was true, we'd all have been utterly destroyed by now. Think about it: the first person getting an orgasm, triggers an orgasm in all the biolinked NSG participants. Every single orgasm of that shockwave of satisfaction triggers a new round of orgasms, ad infinitum. Trust me, your body is NOT ready for THAT. Your frail flesh would simply disintegrate after 45, 50 minutes.

Sounds like a wonderful death.

[Gaveo]

When you have an orgasm, we all have orgasms.

If that was true, we'd all have been utterly destroyed by now. Think about it: the first person getting an orgasm, triggers an orgasm in all the biolinked NSG participants. Every single orgasm of that shockwave of satisfaction triggers a new round of orgasms, ad infinitum. Trust me, your body is NOT ready for THAT. Your frail flesh would simply disintegrate after 45, 50 minutes.

But at least you have a interesting story to tell to God when you (or if) go to heaven.

[Individuality-ness]

Welcome to NationStates. Your biolink has been installed and will be activated shortly.

Do I want to know what this biolink you speak of does?

No.

[Mallowbeech]

Does this work both ways? Cause if so I may be able to live with this.

Are you sure? Would be real awkward to randomly have an orgasm while at the library.

Hmmm...... I'll have to think about it. I rather do like being allowed in my local library. I'm a bit of book worm.

Welcome to NationStates. Your biolink has been installed and will be activated shortly.

"And to your left is Mt Doom, which is where the *whispers* Mods *whispers* are said to inhabit. To the right is the battlefield known as NSG where all sorts of ordinance are off-loaded and is also the biggest single contributor to global warming due to all the flames. Ignore-cannons are provided as standard. And ahead is the Bridge to Terabithia. Be warned though. Cross without wearing a goat suit and you will be eaten by trolls.

Other than that, enjoy your stay."

Sounds like my type of place. I'm going to take notes now. I have a horrible memory.

[Jormengand]

get better

No! Not you, of all people. I am sick, I am tired of hearing "It gets better." No kiddy sob story is now complete without some tagline saying "and it all got better thanks to [insert people who want you to give them money here]." Can we please see through the fourth wall, and not listen to the crap that we're fed through our TVs, please?

[Costa Alegria]

Hey, not bad anyways.

That's good. Mainly because it's a year since I stopped learning.

And anyway, I'm now slightly concerned at the noises being made by the birds who have taken up residence in a hole in an overhang of our roof.

[Mavorpen]

Are you sure? Would be real awkward to randomly have an orgasm while at the library.

Hmmm...... I'll have to think about it. I rather do like being allowed in my local library. I'm a bit of book worm.

You're a book worm? That's cool!


BURN THE HERETIC!

[Mavorpen]

get better

No! Not you, of all people. I am sick, I am tired of hearing "It gets better." No kiddy sob story is now complete without some tagline saying "and it all got better thanks to [insert people who want you to give them money here]." Can we please see through the fourth wall, and not listen to the crap that we're fed through our TVs, please?

Relevant...somehow.

[Veceria]

get better

No! Not you, of all people. I am sick, I am tired of hearing "It gets better." No kiddy sob story is now complete without some tagline saying "and it all got better thanks to [insert people who want you to give them money here]." Can we please see through the fourth wall, and not listen to the crap that we're fed through our TVs, please?

Okay, it won't get better then.

[Costa Alegria]

When you have an orgasm, we all have orgasms.

If that was true, we'd all have been utterly destroyed by now. Think about it: the first person getting an orgasm, triggers an orgasm in all the biolinked NSG participants. Every single orgasm of that shockwave of satisfaction triggers a new round of orgasms, ad infinitum. Trust me, your body is NOT ready for THAT. Your frail flesh would simply disintegrate after 45, 50 minutes.

Either that or the world would suddenly be full of mayonnaise substitute.

[Gaveo]

Hey, not bad anyways.

That's good. Mainly because it's a year since I stopped learning.

And anyway, I'm now slightly concerned at the noises being made by the birds who have taken up residence in a hole in an overhang of our roof.

Volcano again?

Hmmm...... I'll have to think about it. I rather do like being allowed in my local library. I'm a bit of book worm.

You're a book worm? That's cool!


BURN THE HERETIC!

But he just joined!
*whines*

[Jormengand]

No! Not you, of all people. I am sick, I am tired of hearing "It gets better." No kiddy sob story is now complete without some tagline saying "and it all got better thanks to [insert people who want you to give them money here]." Can we please see through the fourth wall, and not listen to the crap that we're fed through our TVs, please?

Okay, it won't get better then.

Better.

[Hurdegaryp]

If that was true, we'd all have been utterly destroyed by now. Think about it: the first person getting an orgasm, triggers an orgasm in all the biolinked NSG participants. Every single orgasm of that shockwave of satisfaction triggers a new round of orgasms, ad infinitum. Trust me, your body is NOT ready for THAT. Your frail flesh would simply disintegrate after 45, 50 minutes.

Sounds like a wonderful death.

Closed casket funeral, though. There will not be enough left of you to properly show to those left behind.

If that was true, we'd all have been utterly destroyed by now. Think about it: the first person getting an orgasm, triggers an orgasm in all the biolinked NSG participants. Every single orgasm of that shockwave of satisfaction triggers a new round of orgasms, ad infinitum. Trust me, your body is NOT ready for THAT. Your frail flesh would simply disintegrate after 45, 50 minutes.

Bitch please, I'm a Buddhist Mavorpen.

Of course you are.

If that was true, we'd all have been utterly destroyed by now. Think about it: the first person getting an orgasm, triggers an orgasm in all the biolinked NSG participants. Every single orgasm of that shockwave of satisfaction triggers a new round of orgasms, ad infinitum. Trust me, your body is NOT ready for THAT. Your frail flesh would simply disintegrate after 45, 50 minutes.

But at least you have a interesting story to tell to God when you (or if) go to heaven.

And if your final destination goes a bit deeper, at least you'll know in which circle of Hell you will spend the rest of eternity, assuming you know your Dante.

[Veceria]

Okay, it won't get better then.

Better.

Better or not better? You confuse me.

[Gaveo]

Sounds like a wonderful death.

Closed casket funeral, though. There will not be enough left of you to properly show to those left behind.

Bitch please, I'm a Buddhist Mavorpen.

Of course you are.

But at least you have a interesting story to tell to God when you (or if) go to heaven.

And if your final destination goes a bit deeper, at least you'll know in which circle of Hell you will spend the rest of eternity, assuming you know your Dante.

I see what you did there.

[Jormengand]

Better.

Better or not better? You confuse me.

Not... Helping...

[Mallowbeech]

Hmmm...... I'll have to think about it. I rather do like being allowed in my local library. I'm a bit of book worm.

You're a book worm? That's cool!


BURN THE HERETIC!

Hey, it's only in books that you'll find a vampire being killed by a self-guided frozen-turkey missile falling from the sky and impacting into his chest.

[Veceria]

Sounds like a wonderful death.

Closed casket funeral, though. There will not be enough left of you to properly show to those left behind.

But I want peoples to see the result!

[Individuality-ness]

But at least you have a interesting story to tell to God when you (or if) go to heaven.

And if your final destination goes a bit deeper, at least you'll know in which circle of Hell you will spend the rest of eternity, assuming you know your Dante.

2nd Circle of Hell?

[Hurdegaryp]

Better.

Better or not better? You confuse me.

Why not both?

There shall only be more suffering, but the quality of the suffering shall improve.

[Wazkyraque]

I'm still too drunk to drive back to SJ, but I'm never too inebriated for this site.

Because it's impossible to be too inebriated for this site.

Okay, maybe

Good boy.
*pats head*

Kinky

[Mavorpen]

You're a book worm? That's cool!


BURN THE HERETIC!

Hey, it's only in books that you'll find a vampire being killed by a self-guided frozen-turkey missile falling from the sky and impacting into his chest.

Who the fuck keeps writing books about my weekends?

[Veceria]

Better or not better? You confuse me.

Not... Helping...

I'm not going to say sorry. Because that would make stuff better.

Because it's impossible to be too inebriated for this site.


Good boy.
*pats head*

Kinky

How's that?

[Hurdegaryp]

And if your final destination goes a bit deeper, at least you'll know in which circle of Hell you will spend the rest of eternity, assuming you know your Dante.

2nd Circle of Hell?

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