Samuraikoku wrote:Fnordgasm 5 wrote:These women, you know, they don't know how good they have it sometimes.. So I was out clubbing last night. It's the done thing for a man in his twenties and I was doing my usual thing of throwing unusual and unique shapes, smiling while I do so to give the impression that dancing like an idiot around people I don't know to music I don't like while intoxicated is something I enjoy. I hate it. I hate the pressure to drink and to have "fun" but mostly I hate the pressure placed upon me to talk to women. So I says to this girl "What is your position on guys lying to girls about their occupation in order to impress them only I am actually a space wizard with a hot-tub filled with liquid awesome?". And there was no appreciation for the effort I put into that line. I'm subverting well known pick-up tropes here. It must have taken me at least a half an hour to work up the courage and at least thirty seconds to think up that line. No appreciation whatsoever.. You know, I'm a good looking guy, perhaps a bit skinny but it would be nice if one time a girl would make the effort to throw out idiotic lines at me.. Anyway, how is everyone?
Forever Alone.
So by any means you're still better off than me.
Aw, fuck off.. You've still got your whole life ahead of you. Stop being so miserable.
