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by Lackadaisical Hopes » Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:21 am
Lackadaisical2 wrote: Mm, now I miss Chat, she is a bundle of fun wrapped in sexy.
Grenartia wrote:I swear, if I'm the God of Kinky, then you're the Goddess.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Joshy was right about Chatty. You can't help but feel naughty when you're caught in her sexy tractor beam. :lol:
Big Jim P wrote:Nana is my mother, Chat is my daughter, and Roan is my very surprised wife.
New Maldorainia wrote:I shall name you Daisy.
by Ethel mermania » Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:53 am
by Gauntleted Fist » Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:58 am
by Immoren » Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:13 am
Gauntleted Fist wrote:It's never too early to start planning.
I have plans for my plans. I plan to plan for my plan to plan.
Oh, yeah, I went there.
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Lymantatia » Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:09 am
by The Blaatschapen » Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:36 am
by Immoren » Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:43 am
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by Gidgetisms » Sat Oct 20, 2012 6:35 am
by Cill Airne » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:04 am
Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:Is it too early to start planning my move in 2014?
by Chronic Hypersomnia » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:05 am
by Chronic Hypersomnia » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:20 am
by Gidgetisms » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:22 am
Chronic Hypersomnia wrote:cutcutcutcutcut
by Chronic Hypersomnia » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:24 am
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by The Jahistic Unified Republic » Sat Oct 20, 2012 7:45 am
The Emerald Dawn wrote:"Considering Officer Krupke was patently idiotic to charge these young men in the first place, we're dropping the charges in the interest of not wasting any more of the Judiciary's time with farcical charges brought by officers who require more training on basic legal principles."
by Luziyca » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:09 am
by The Republic of Lanos » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:15 am
by Fnordgasm 5 » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:23 am
by Samuraikoku » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:28 am
Fnordgasm 5 wrote:These women, you know, they don't know how good they have it sometimes.. So I was out clubbing last night. It's the done thing for a man in his twenties and I was doing my usual thing of throwing unusual and unique shapes, smiling while I do so to give the impression that dancing like an idiot around people I don't know to music I don't like while intoxicated is something I enjoy. I hate it. I hate the pressure to drink and to have "fun" but mostly I hate the pressure placed upon me to talk to women. So I says to this girl "What is your position on guys lying to girls about their occupation in order to impress them only I am actually a space wizard with a hot-tub filled with liquid awesome?". And there was no appreciation for the effort I put into that line. I'm subverting well known pick-up tropes here. It must have taken me at least a half an hour to work up the courage and at least thirty seconds to think up that line. No appreciation whatsoever.. You know, I'm a good looking guy, perhaps a bit skinny but it would be nice if one time a girl would make the effort to throw out idiotic lines at me.. Anyway, how is everyone?
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