The Eternal Thread - Why me?

by **San Leggera** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:13 pm

Roan Cara wrote:
San Leggera wrote:The 'sword' one.

Now I think I have corrupted a young one...

I've been corrupted since time began.

by **New England and The Maritimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:13 pm

I can't wait to see my baby niece. Most adorablest baby ever.

by **Typhlochactas** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:16 pm

I ate an entire pack of cookie dough.

by **Big Jim P** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:18 pm

New England and The Maritimes wrote:I can't wait to see my baby niece. Most adorablest baby ever.

I will both agree and disagree with you here. My nieces are/were the most adorable.

by **Big Jim P** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:19 pm

Typhlochactas wrote:I ate an entire pack of cookie dough.

go lay in the oven (350 degrees) for 15 minutes. You'll have eaten cookies yet.

by **Big Jim P** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:20 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Roan Cara wrote: Now I think I have corrupted a young one...

I've been corrupted since time began.

I corrupted time. Your point?

by **San Leggera** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:20 pm

Typhlochactas wrote:I ate an entire pack of cookie dough.

Now you're making me want cookie dough.

by **The Corparation** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:20 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Roan Cara wrote:I did dear, earlier in the thread

I am one of the innocents. I have no clue as to what you are talking about.

Reread all her posts. The innuendo was very good.

by **New England and The Maritimes** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:21 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
New England and The Maritimes wrote:I can't wait to see my baby niece. Most adorablest baby ever.

I will both agree and disagree with you here. My nieces are/were the most adorable.

She's so cute and chubby and she smiles and sticks objects in her mouth, and she crawls over people to get at ribs.

by **Typhlochactas** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:21 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:I ate an entire pack of cookie dough.

Now you're making me want cookie dough.

Americans are built for mass consumption. I don't know how well your British body would handle a pack of cookie dough.

by **Typhlochactas** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:23 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
I am one of the innocents. I have no clue as to what you are talking about.

Reread all her posts. The innuendo was very good.

Speaking of innuendo...

My grandpa was fixing things around the house, and he came into my room when I had my headphones on. I took my headphones off and asked him what he wanted, and he said, ''I wanted to tell you I was here, because you always jerk when I walk into your room.''

Then I realized he meant it in the surprised kind of way.

by **Dyakovo** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:25 pm

Typhlochactas wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Reread all her posts. The innuendo was very good.

Speaking of innuendo...

My grandpa was fixing things around the house, and he came into my room when I had my headphones on. I took my headphones off and asked him what he wanted, and he said, ''I wanted to tell you I was here, because you always jerk when I walk into your room.''

Then I realized he meant it in the surprised kind of way.

by **Typhlochactas** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:30 pm

The nurse told us that our great grandma was ''feeling better''.

by **Typhlochactas** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:30 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:
Speaking of innuendo...

My grandpa was fixing things around the house, and he came into my room when I had my headphones on. I took my headphones off and asked him what he wanted, and he said, ''I wanted to tell you I was here, because you always jerk when I walk into your room.''

Then I realized he meant it in the surprised kind of way.

Teenagers have to get their rocks off too.

by **Big Jim P** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:30 pm

New England and The Maritimes wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
I will both agree and disagree with you here. My nieces are/were the most adorable.

She's so cute and chubby and she smiles and sticks objects in her mouth, and she crawls over people to get at ribs.

Ribs and babies. RIBS!.

I love my nieces and nephews to no end. I am sure yours are all that as well.

by **Yuktova** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:56 pm

Hooray, I'm getting an enema.

by **Typhlochactas** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:57 pm

Yuktova wrote:Hooray, I'm getting an enema.

Get an Ænima. It's cheaper.

by **Saruhan** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:57 pm

Yuktova wrote:Hooray, I'm getting an enema.

No No No. We're not starting this conversation again

by **Big Jim P** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:58 pm

Yuktova wrote:Hooray, I'm getting an enema.

Make sure the doctor has the right end. On you AND the equipment.

Sorry Yuk, could not resist on pain of death.

by **Yuktova** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:01 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Yuktova wrote:Hooray, I'm getting an enema.

Make sure the doctor has the right end. On you AND the equipment.

Sorry Yuk, could not resist on pain of death.

It's my mother, she does this crap all the time with her patients. I'm in good hands.

I wouldn't need an enema if the goddamn laxatives worked though.

by **Individuality-ness** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:02 pm

I must be crazy, I'm thinking of fleshing out more information about my nation for my factbook.

by **Typhlochactas** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:02 pm

If evolution is true, why does Richard Dawkins have two ex-wives?

by **Big Jim P** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:03 pm

Yuktova wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Make sure the doctor has the right end. On you AND the equipment.

Sorry Yuk, could not resist on pain of death.

It's my mother, she does this crap all the time with her patients. I'm in good hands.

I wouldn't need an enema if the goddamn laxatives worked though.

So You DID call roto rooter after all?

*bad Jim, bad*

Really I hope you are OK.

by **Yuktova** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:08 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Yuktova wrote:

It's my mother, she does this crap all the time with her patients. I'm in good hands.

I wouldn't need an enema if the goddamn laxatives worked though.

So You DID call roto rooter after all?

*bad Jim, bad*

Really I hope you are OK.

I think I am, perhaps the laxatives are a bit weak.

by **Dyakovo** » Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:12 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:I must be crazy, I'm thinking of fleshing out more information about my nation for my factbook.

Yes.

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