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Postby Roan Cara » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:30 pm

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Are we going to get Big Jim to speak now? :p

apparently he is too shy
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Postby Northern Dominus » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:31 pm

Roan Cara wrote:
Northern Dominus wrote:Granted Texas seems to be a locus of douchebaggery in particular, but I digress... :p

beer filled twangy southern good ol boy douchebaggery to be precise. :rofl:
As opposed to (relatively) nasally beer-swilled "longtime resident" douchebaggery" up this way :D
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Postby Saruhan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:32 pm

Roan Cara wrote:
Saruhan wrote:Are we going to get Big Jim to speak now? :p

apparently he is too shy

Have him hold onto his sword while doing it
Caninope wrote:The idea of Pakistan, India and Bangladesh reuniting is about as logical as the idea that Barack Obama will kill his wife, marry Ahmadinejad in a ceremony officiated by Mitt Romney during the 7th Inning Stretch of the Yankees-Red Sox game, and then the happy couple will then go challenge President Xi for the position of General Secretary of the CCP in a gladiatorial fight to the death involving roaches, slingshots, and hard candies.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:34 pm

Saruhan wrote:
Roan Cara wrote:apparently he is too shy

Have him hold onto his sword while doing it


Last time I did that I spent six months in jail.
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Postby Roan Cara » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:36 pm

Saruhan wrote:
Roan Cara wrote:apparently he is too shy

Have him hold onto his sword while doing it

:roll: pervert! if there will be ANY handling of Big Jim P's sword it will be ME. I am the professional in this instance and it is MINE :twisted:
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Postby Saruhan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:36 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Saruhan wrote:Have him hold onto his sword while doing it


Last time I did that I spent six months in jail.

Try not to get caught then
Caninope wrote:The idea of Pakistan, India and Bangladesh reuniting is about as logical as the idea that Barack Obama will kill his wife, marry Ahmadinejad in a ceremony officiated by Mitt Romney during the 7th Inning Stretch of the Yankees-Red Sox game, and then the happy couple will then go challenge President Xi for the position of General Secretary of the CCP in a gladiatorial fight to the death involving roaches, slingshots, and hard candies.
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Postby Northern Dominus » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:37 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Saruhan wrote:Have him hold onto his sword while doing it


Last time I did that I spent six months in jail.
Well this time perhaps you shouldn't go chasing after hipsters on fixed gear bicycles while swinging it.
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I know, it's tempting, god knows I want to chase after them on one of my own bicycles and pummel them with a rattan eskrima stick while in motion, but I'd rather not spend time in the clink no matter how satisfying that may be.
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Postby Roan Cara » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:37 pm

Big Jim Speaks!http://vocaroo.com/i/s09nPcAmFMk3
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:37 pm

Saruhan wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Last time I did that I spent six months in jail.

Try not to get caught then


hard to run holding a sword that large.
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Postby Saruhan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:39 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Saruhan wrote:Try not to get caught then


hard to run holding a sword that large.

If millions of European men could do it, you can too
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Postby Northern Dominus » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:40 pm

Saruhan wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
hard to run holding a sword that large.

If millions of European men could do it, you can too
Uh..millions? I dunno if you know this but Skyrim is fiction, there weren't THAT many blacksmiths churning out sword after sword...
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Postby Saruhan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:41 pm

Northern Dominus wrote:
Saruhan wrote:If millions of European men could do it, you can too
Uh..millions? I dunno if you know this but Skyrim is fiction, there weren't THAT many blacksmiths churning out sword after sword...

I'm talking about Hand-and-a-half swords, BJP's is smaller then those
Caninope wrote:The idea of Pakistan, India and Bangladesh reuniting is about as logical as the idea that Barack Obama will kill his wife, marry Ahmadinejad in a ceremony officiated by Mitt Romney during the 7th Inning Stretch of the Yankees-Red Sox game, and then the happy couple will then go challenge President Xi for the position of General Secretary of the CCP in a gladiatorial fight to the death involving roaches, slingshots, and hard candies.
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Postby Northern Dominus » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:43 pm

Saruhan wrote:
Northern Dominus wrote:Uh..millions? I dunno if you know this but Skyrim is fiction, there weren't THAT many blacksmiths churning out sword after sword...

I'm talking about Hand-and-a-half swords, BJP's is smaller then those
Uh huh...again...not Skyrim...
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Postby Saruhan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:44 pm

Northern Dominus wrote:
Saruhan wrote:I'm talking about Hand-and-a-half swords, BJP's is smaller then those
Uh huh...again...not Skyrim...

:palm: Do you really think i'm talking about Skyrim?
Caninope wrote:The idea of Pakistan, India and Bangladesh reuniting is about as logical as the idea that Barack Obama will kill his wife, marry Ahmadinejad in a ceremony officiated by Mitt Romney during the 7th Inning Stretch of the Yankees-Red Sox game, and then the happy couple will then go challenge President Xi for the position of General Secretary of the CCP in a gladiatorial fight to the death involving roaches, slingshots, and hard candies.
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:44 pm

Saruhan wrote:
Northern Dominus wrote:Uh..millions? I dunno if you know this but Skyrim is fiction, there weren't THAT many blacksmiths churning out sword after sword...

I'm talking about Hand-and-a-half swords, BJP's is smaller then those


The one in the pic is a one-handed court sword. I also have some Japanese swords, and a few wall-hangers. I have handled the larger swords, and at my strength, I get one good swing with them.

I prefer two smaller swords and a higher hit-rate.
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Postby The Realm of God » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:04 pm

Well that was one of the funnier innuendos I have seen on NSG.
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Postby Saruhan » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:05 pm

The Realm of God wrote:Well that was one of the funnier innuendos I have seen on NSG.

What? I don't get what everyone's talking about? :unsure:
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Postby San Leggera » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:06 pm

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The Realm of God wrote:Well that was one of the funnier innuendos I have seen on NSG.

What? I don't get what everyone's talking about? :unsure:

The 'sword' one.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:06 pm

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The Realm of God wrote:Well that was one of the funnier innuendos I have seen on NSG.

What? I don't get what everyone's talking about? :unsure:

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Postby Roan Cara » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:10 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Saruhan wrote:What? I don't get what everyone's talking about? :unsure:

The 'sword' one.

:palm: Now I think I have corrupted a young one... who doesn't get the whole sword innuendo thing?
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Postby Roan Cara » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:11 pm

Making dirty jokes that younguns don't get. Such a phallus-y
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:11 pm

Roan Cara wrote:
San Leggera wrote:The 'sword' one.

:palm: Now I think I have corrupted a young one... who doesn't get the whole sword innuendo thing?


I wasn't making innuendo. I was talking about my swords.
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Postby Roan Cara » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:12 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Roan Cara wrote: :palm: Now I think I have corrupted a young one... who doesn't get the whole sword innuendo thing?


I wasn't making innuendo. I was talking about my swords.

I did dear, earlier in the thread
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:13 pm

Roan Cara wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
I wasn't making innuendo. I was talking about my swords.

I did dear, earlier in the thread


I am one of the innocents. I have no clue as to what you are talking about.
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Postby The Realm of God » Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:13 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Roan Cara wrote: :palm: Now I think I have corrupted a young one... who doesn't get the whole sword innuendo thing?


I wasn't making innuendo. I was talking about my swords.


It was really funny.
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