The Eternal Thread - Why me?

[Havl]

How did cookies become the default Internet symbol of everything? You know what I mean?

Because cookies are awesome. Also, because cookies.

Goes without saying, I guess. Here's a cookie.

[Bralia]

How did cookies become the default Internet symbol of everything? You know what I mean?

Because cookies are awesome. Also, because cookies.

I like juicy cookies.

[Roan Cara]

now I KNOW that was not innocent. and don't worry your oven is safe from Big Jim. He won't be baking for quite sometime

The hell it isn't? Come with me. I will show you the damage. There's biscuit still stuck to the oven's ceiling.

Your husband is the reincarnation of the cook from Hell.

Actually he really knows his way around a kitchen... I love his cooking...must depend on what he's cooking with

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The hell it isn't? Come with me. I will show you the damage. There's biscuit still stuck to the oven's ceiling.

Your husband is the reincarnation of the cook from Hell.

When did you eat my chili?

So that was yours?

Arse. My mouth is a nuclear wasteland because of you. Hold the spice, damn it.

[Havl]

Is that a video game?

Yeah, Well, a simulator. "Orbiter 2010", its free.

Looks cool. Was it difficult to make your custom shuttle? (Almost said "shuttle skin," but TET would have a field day.)

[Big Jim P]

The hell it isn't? Come with me. I will show you the damage. There's biscuit still stuck to the oven's ceiling.

Your husband is the reincarnation of the cook from Hell.

Actually he really knows his way around a kitchen... I love his cooking...must depend on what he's cooking with

And the Texan slowly stirred the coals.

With his penis.

[Roan Cara]

When did you eat my chili?

So that was yours?

Arse. My mouth is a nuclear wasteland because of you. Hold the spice, damn it.

to quote a favorite story of his, you will have to wipe your arse with a snow cone

[Koshka]

And it was a good cookie. Mm-mm-mm. *rubs belly*

I'm a grieving cookie mother. Stop being so thoughtless!

Gives Nana all the Cookies she wants

[Individuality-ness]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

You don't want to know.

Information is my one desire. Hand it over.

Because cookies are awesome. Also, because cookies.

Goes without saying, I guess. Here's a cookie.

Thank you.

I like juicy cookies.

The poor cookie! *mourns for the cookies*

[The Corparation]

Because cookies are awesome. Also, because cookies.

I like juicy cookies.

Depends on the kind. chewy are good hot and straight from the oven, but crispier onesare the best for dunking.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The hell it isn't? Come with me. I will show you the damage. There's biscuit still stuck to the oven's ceiling.

Your husband is the reincarnation of the cook from Hell.

Actually he really knows his way around a kitchen... I love his cooking...must depend on what he's cooking with

Keep him away from the spices. I'm not kidding.

I had to have a tongue implant placed on me. That chili was pure uranium.

[Coffee Cakes]

Snickerdoodles.

... Damn it Cakes. *whacks you and herself with the newspaper of shame*

[Havl]

Because cookies are awesome. Also, because cookies.

I like juicy cookies.

I like them homemade. Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

[Big Jim P]

When did you eat my chili?

So that was yours?

Arse. My mouth is a nuclear wasteland because of you. Hold the spice, damn it.

I did. I always do for those of a less manly nature.

[FoxTropica]

Yeah, Well, a simulator. "Orbiter 2010", its free.

Looks cool. Was it difficult to make your custom shuttle? (Almost said "shuttle skin," but TET would have a field day.)

Nah, its just an edit of the default one. It comes with 'Atlantis' Premade, so i just edited the texture a little. Most of the orbiter itself was ready-done.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

So that was yours?

Arse. My mouth is a nuclear wasteland because of you. Hold the spice, damn it.

to quote a favorite story of his, you will have to wipe your arse with a snow cone

Not to worry, I have plenty of ice cream on the freezer!

[The Corparation]

So that was yours?

Arse. My mouth is a nuclear wasteland because of you. Hold the spice, damn it.

to quote a favorite story of his, you will have to wipe your arse with a snow cone

Why would anyone mistreat a snow cone like that?

[Bralia]

And it was a good cookie. Mm-mm-mm. *rubs belly*

I'm a grieving cookie mother. Stop being so thoughtless!

My condolences, ma'am. . *offers massive batch of flowers and throws it on the cookie's honorary grave*

[Big Jim P]

Actually he really knows his way around a kitchen... I love his cooking...must depend on what he's cooking with

Keep him away from the spices. I'm not kidding.

I had to have a tongue implant placed on me. That chili was pure uranium.

You had the mild, I see.

[Havl]

Looks cool. Was it difficult to make your custom shuttle? (Almost said "shuttle skin," but TET would have a field day.)

Nah, its just an edit of the default one. It comes with 'Atlantis' Premade, so i just edited the texture a little. Most of the orbiter itself was ready-done.

Cool. Making custom video games skins is a hobby of mine, and I haven't made a shuttle yet.

[Individuality-ness]

... Damn it Cakes. *whacks you and herself with the newspaper of shame*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

So that was yours?

Arse. My mouth is a nuclear wasteland because of you. Hold the spice, damn it.

I did. I always do for those of a less manly nature.

Another lie. We know you dumped at least 15 jalapenos in it.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Keep him away from the spices. I'm not kidding.

I had to have a tongue implant placed on me. That chili was pure uranium.

You had the mild, I see.

If that was mild, I'm... I'm the pope.

[Big Jim P]

I did. I always do for those of a less manly nature.

Another lie. We know you dumped at least 15 jalapenos in it.

Jalapenos are for beginners.

[Roan Cara]

to quote a favorite story of his, you will have to wipe your arse with a snow cone

Not to worry, I have plenty of ice cream on the freezer!

what does it say about me that I am now getting a visual...