The Eternal Thread - Why me?

[Individuality-ness]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

[Big Jim P]

Not the oven! Anything, even the kitchen sink, but for Satans sake not the OVEN!

thought you liked it hot?

Within reason, and the sink is a bit of a stretch in any event.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The interesting part is that when I started mentioning cookies, I was thinking about the actual thing.

yes but that was only when you started

The poor cookie.

Not only is it bitten and eaten, it's also sexualized.

[Havl]

The interesting part is that when I started mentioning cookies, I was thinking about the actual thing.

And I wasn't sure what I was thinking.

I'm still thinking about actual cookies. And other things, too. Mostly cookies, though.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

The minute that heartless Bralia ate my beloved cookie.

[Bralia]

Not the oven! Anything, even the kitchen sink, but for Satans sake not the OVEN!

Get that cow head of yours out of my oven. I slaved cleaning it the other day because you wanted to see how high those blasted biscuits could rise.

I think I need to step out of the room and get some air . . .

[Forsher]

Ah, I have remembered that there's a new one of these.

[Roan Cara]

Not the oven! Anything, even the kitchen sink, but for Satans sake not the OVEN!

Get that cow head of yours out of my oven. I slaved cleaning it the other day because you wanted to see how high those blasted biscuits could rise.

now I KNOW that was not innocent. and don't worry your oven is safe from Big Jim. He won't be baking for quite sometime

[Big Jim P]

yes but that was only when you started

The poor cookie.

Not only is it bitten and eaten, it's also sexualized.

I did not have sex with that cookie.

[Coffee Cakes]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

Snickerdoodles.

[Dyakovo]

Yes. It's just being tired...
It certainly wasn't me planting listening devices around your house.

It'd be cool if it was. We could have tea and everything.

[Havl]

Ah, I have remembered that there's a new one of these.

It is eternal, after all. Hiya.

[Individuality-ness]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

The minute that heartless Bralia ate my beloved cookie.

Bralia ate your cookie? BAD BRALIA!

[FoxTropica]

The best thing to do while tired.

[Bralia]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

The minute that heartless Bralia ate my beloved cookie.

And it was a good cookie. Mm-mm-mm. *rubs belly*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Get that cow head of yours out of my oven. I slaved cleaning it the other day because you wanted to see how high those blasted biscuits could rise.

now I KNOW that was not innocent. and don't worry your oven is safe from Big Jim. He won't be baking for quite sometime

The hell it isn't? Come with me. I will show you the damage. There's biscuit still stuck to the oven's ceiling.

Your husband is the reincarnation of the cook from Hell.

[Havl]

The minute that heartless Bralia ate my beloved cookie.

Bralia ate your cookie? BAD BRALIA!

How did cookies become the default Internet symbol of everything? You know what I mean?

[Individuality-ness]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

Snickerdoodles.

... Damn it Cakes. *whacks you and herself with the newspaper of shame*

[Havl]

The best thing to do while tired.

(Image)

Is that a video game?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The poor cookie.

Not only is it bitten and eaten, it's also sexualized.

I did not have sex with that cookie.

[Individuality-ness]

Bralia ate your cookie? BAD BRALIA!

How did cookies become the default Internet symbol of everything? You know what I mean?

Because cookies are awesome. Also, because cookies.

[The Corparation]

Cookie... innuendo? How did this happen?

You don't want to know.

The best thing to do while tired.

(Image)

Is that a video game?

Its Orbiter I believe. A space flight simulator.

[Big Jim P]

now I KNOW that was not innocent. and don't worry your oven is safe from Big Jim. He won't be baking for quite sometime

The hell it isn't? Come with me. I will show you the damage. There's biscuit still stuck to the oven's ceiling.

Your husband is the reincarnation of the cook from Hell.

When did you eat my chili?

[FoxTropica]

The best thing to do while tired.

(Image)

Is that a video game?

Yeah, Well, a simulator. "Orbiter 2010", its free.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

The minute that heartless Bralia ate my beloved cookie.

And it was a good cookie. Mm-mm-mm. *rubs belly*

I'm a grieving cookie mother. Stop being so thoughtless!