The Eternal Thread - Why me?

[Bralia]

*Hides goat in the basement*

Sex life? Me?

*whistles innocently*

you've been a baaad boy haven't you?

He deserves a spanking, don't you think, Roan?

[Big Jim P]

*Hides goat in the basement*

Sex life? Me?

*whistles innocently*

you've been a baaad boy haven't you?

No e-e-e-vidence.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

How dare you implicate my own son, the Prince of Darkness, in the cookiecide of my beloved cookie!?

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

[Roan Cara]

you've been a baaad boy haven't you?

He deserves a spanking, don't you think, Roan?

hmm now that could be....fun!

[Bralia]

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

It really does follow you everywhere you go, doesn't it?

I don't mean the cookie.

Did you just refer to Nana as an "it"? Well, then. I shall see you in Hell, mate.

[Big Jim P]

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

It really does follow you everywhere you go, doesn't it?

I don't mean the cookie.

Then what do you mean?

[The Republic of Lanos]

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

Gallo...Nana needs to be cheered up!

[Havl]

It really does follow you everywhere you go, doesn't it?

I don't mean the cookie.

Then what do you mean?

I dunno. Innuendo, I suppose.

[Big Jim P]

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

I have NEVER read a cheap romance novel.

[Havl]

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

Hey, at least you can see the lake!

[Bralia]

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

But that cookie, she's gorgeous . . .

[The Corparation]

I have far too much respect for Nana and her cookie.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

Dafuq?

[Big Jim P]

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

But that cookie, she's gorgeous . . .

Indeed.

*spanks self for impure thoughts*

[Bralia]

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

But that cookie, she's gorgeous . . .

. . . and I ate that cookie! *anguish* What have I done!?

[Dyakovo]

Great job by me. While addressing a post to a male forum member, I used she and her for the whole post and managed to piss them off.

[Roan Cara]

But that cookie, she's gorgeous . . .

Indeed.

*spanks self for impure thoughts*

*Spanks you on your behalf

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

Gallo...Nana needs to be cheered up!

He's asleep.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

Dafuq?

Dafuq it is, my friend. Dafuq it is.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

But that cookie, she's gorgeous . . .

Is that why you gobbled it up, disregarding its pain? You monster!

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

Hey, at least you can see the lake!

More like a lagoon. Ew.

You grew up with it, shared juice and toast with it, went to school with it. Cookie was like a step-sister to you.

A hot step-sister that you wish you could kiss but can't because you'll hate yourself the next day and find yourself smoking cigarettes and reading cheap romance novels at 4 in the morning, in an empty, rat-infested flat, overlooking Lake Michigan and all the 'delicious' scents of stinky Chicago.

I have NEVER read a cheap romance novel.

You lie! I saw them under your mattress.

[Havl]

One day, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to look at a cookie again.

[Havl]

Hey, at least you can see the lake!

More like a lagoon. Ew.

You can't be serious. Lake Michigan is majestic. From my place, all I can see is people's dirty feet as they walk to work.

The rats complain that my apartment is Havl-infested.

[Big Jim P]

One day, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to look at a cookie again.

"Whiskerbiscuit"

[Roan Cara]

Gallo...Nana needs to be cheered up!

He's asleep.

Dafuq?

Dafuq it is, my friend. Dafuq it is.

But that cookie, she's gorgeous . . .

Is that why you gobbled it up, disregarding its pain? You monster!

Hey, at least you can see the lake!

More like a lagoon. Ew.

I have NEVER read a cheap romance novel.

You lie! I saw them under your mattress.

erm those are mine

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

More like a lagoon. Ew.

You can't be serious. Lake Michigan is majestic. From my place, all I can see is people's dirty feet as they walk to work.

The rats complain that my apartment is Havl-infested.

You know what you need? A Havl exterminator.

[Bralia]

But that cookie, she's gorgeous . . .

Is that why you gobbled it up, disregarding its pain? You monster!

Oh god, I'm a murderer! *sobs*

[Havl]

One day, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to look at a cookie again.

"Whiskerbiscuit"

Maybe I was wrong.

[FoxTropica]

i keep hearing noises that probably aren't really there "in the background" of music I'm listening to - as if they were coming from my house.


That's just being tired, right?