The Eternal Thread's Silver Jubilee

[Hathradic States]

KJU is opening up the markets a slight bit, too.

That's nice, call me when he stops testing mustard gas on children

Rather North Korean children than Americans.

[Mesoland]

You didn't save us from anything, you joined in. But of course, the American perspective on pretty much everything involving seems to biased.

Please don't think we're all like Hath. Although I'm a nationalist myself, I wouldn't mind living in England for a year or two.

Just as long as it's not Liverpool.

Yeah, I wouldn't advise going much further north than Birmingham. And it's probably not wise to venture into parts of London or Bristol either.

You know what, cities are a slight no-no. They're unpredictable and a bit dodgy in England. Try Brighton, or Weston-Super-Mare. They're nice towns.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

No, you got them right.

They need new names.

Here they are:

Dead guy with no glasses= Kim Il-Sung

[Saruhan]

Trotsky and Friends.

The next news show on MSNBC xD *sarcasm*

It's more likely to be on Comedy Central or something. It'd be this hilarious dark comedy that ends with Trotsky getting his brain stabbed with an ice pick in Mexico City. Stalin will be played by Rowan Atkinson.

I would watch the shit out of that actually

[Alexlantis]

Ah.

I have preached at my Church. I do a good job. Churches won't hire me on doing a good job.

That's a shame. I mean, as long as you're spreading Christ's actual message and doing so effectively, why does it matter if you have a theology degree?

[Hathradic States]

They need new names.

Here they are:

Dead guy with no glasses= Kim Il-Sung

Oops.

Old Dead Guy= Il-Sung
Not So Old Dead Guy= Jung-Il
Newbie= Jung-Un

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

It's more likely to be on Comedy Central or something. It'd be this hilarious dark comedy that ends with Trotsky getting his brain stabbed with an ice pick in Mexico City. Stalin will be played by Rowan Atkinson.

I would watch the shit out of that actually

Have it be in South Park style animation.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have preached at my Church. I do a good job. Churches won't hire me on doing a good job.

That's a shame. I mean, as long as you're spreading Christ's actual message and doing so effectively, why does it matter if you have a theology degree?

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Oops.

Old Dead Guy= Il-Sung
Not So Old Dead Guy= Jung-Il
Newbie= Jung-Un

I do this:

Suit, knows what he's doing, speaks= Kim il-Sung
No Suit, no idea what he's doing, silent.= Kim Jong-il
No Suit, new guy, speaks= Kim Jong-un

[DesAnges]

Good evening NSGeeeeeeeee

[Alexlantis]

That's nice, call me when he stops testing mustard gas on children

Rather North Korean children than Americans.

You'd rather he kill innocent children than dedicated Americans? Those children didn't do anything wrong. Neither did the Americans, but they're trying to stop him, so he at least has a reason. It's an evil reason, but not as evil as the killing of innocents.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

That's a shame. I mean, as long as you're spreading Christ's actual message and doing so effectively, why does it matter if you have a theology degree?

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

No quite, but I'll play along.

[Saruhan]

That's nice, call me when he stops testing mustard gas on children

Rather North Korean children than Americans.

Hath, sometimes you make me want to break into Mt Yamantau and just launch everything at everyone

[Dumb Ideologies]

That's a shame. I mean, as long as you're spreading Christ's actual message and doing so effectively, why does it matter if you have a theology degree?

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

I love the contrast with God's actual message of WORSHIP THE FUCK OUT OF ME, BITCHES, OR LOCUUUUUUSTS AND BOILS IN YOUR CEREAL.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

I love the contrast with God's actual message of WORSHIP THE FUCK OUT OF ME, BITCHES, OR LOCUUUUUUSTS AND BOILS IN YOUR CEREAL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejFDw4yz56o

[Alexlantis]

That's a shame. I mean, as long as you're spreading Christ's actual message and doing so effectively, why does it matter if you have a theology degree?

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

What more could you need? That's pretty much all that you need in a guide on how to live life.

[Hathradic States]

Rather North Korean children than Americans.

You'd rather he kill innocent children than dedicated Americans? Those children didn't do anything wrong. Neither did the Americans, but they're trying to stop him, so he at least has a reason. It's an evil reason, but not as evil as the killing of innocents.

I would rather a billion people burn that one American. They are my people, my countrymen.

[Immoren]

Good evening NSGeeeeeeeee

Evening.

[Alexlantis]

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

No quite, but I'll play along.

Not quite? What do you think His message was, then?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

What more could you need? That's pretty much all that you need in a guide on how to live life.

It doesn't give the churches the money and power they want though.

[Mesoland]

Good evening NSGeeeeeeeee

Hallo.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You'd rather he kill innocent children than dedicated Americans? Those children didn't do anything wrong. Neither did the Americans, but they're trying to stop him, so he at least has a reason. It's an evil reason, but not as evil as the killing of innocents.

I would rather a billion people burn that one American. They are my people, my countrymen.

Chill a bit here, you're leaning on breaking the rules.

[Hathradic States]

Rather North Korean children than Americans.

Hath, sometimes you make me want to break into Mt Yamantau and just launch everything at everyone

And half the time you all make me wish that evolution had stopped at apes.

[Alexlantis]

You'd rather he kill innocent children than dedicated Americans? Those children didn't do anything wrong. Neither did the Americans, but they're trying to stop him, so he at least has a reason. It's an evil reason, but not as evil as the killing of innocents.

I would rather a billion people burn that one American. They are my people, my countrymen.

What makes an American worth more than a Korean or an Indian? It shouldn't matter what country they're from. The only thing that should matter is what kind of person they are.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Because Christ's actual message narrowed down to "Don't be an asshole" and churches want a bit more than that.

What more could you need? That's pretty much all that you need in a guide on how to live life.

It's all you need in a humanitarian guide on how to live life, yes.

That doesn't give sufficient honour to the h-h-h-h-hymen-breaking baby Jesus.