What? Time for ANOTHER Eternal Thread Already?

[Typhlochactas]

That's not fair.

Is to me.

You don't have a scorpion in your flag. Your opinion doesn't count.

[Seperates]

Criterion?

Critierion.

The Roman Empire fell over a thousand years ago and still the bastards plague us with fucked up grammar from beyond the grave.

Goddamn it Caeser.

[Seperates]

Is to me.

You don't have a scorpion in your flag. Your opinion doesn't count.

So what?

[New England and The Maritimes]

I'm not fine. I don'tk now anything about people. I never kissed anyone or went on a date or was told someone liked me oranthing. *sigh* i just want to hug someone and feel better about eerything.

Never too late to start.
I'm going to repost this advice.

"Fine then, offer to buy them coffee, the principle remains the same.

Well, everybody you talk to is apparently wrong. If you don't put yourself out there, people cannot respond and interact with you.

When you interact with them your goal is to make them remember you. For better or for worse doesn't really matter, but you want them to remember your face or your name the next day."

what if they don't like me? I'm not good at being face to face with someone. If I could go to canada or australia I could be with someone I really love but I cant. If I coul be onlein with someone I could make it work.

[Typhlochactas]

You don't have a scorpion in your flag. Your opinion doesn't count.

So what?

Your opinion doesn't count.

[New England and The Maritimes]

I'm so cofused and stupi.

[Forster Keys]

I'm so cofused and stupi.

At least you're not hairy.

[Forster Keys]

What do you guys get on this test? Here's mine.

http://www.isidewith.com/results/45841697

[New England and The Maritimes]

I'm so cofused and stupi.

At least you're not hairy.

hahah you think im not hariy

[Forster Keys]

At least you're not hairy.

hahah you think im not hariy

Compared to me? I can outbeard you any day. In fact, I challenge you to a beard off now.

[Seperates]

Never too late to start.
I'm going to repost this advice.

"Fine then, offer to buy them coffee, the principle remains the same.

Well, everybody you talk to is apparently wrong. If you don't put yourself out there, people cannot respond and interact with you.

When you interact with them your goal is to make them remember you. For better or for worse doesn't really matter, but you want them to remember your face or your name the next day."

what if they don't like me? I'm not good at being face to face with someone. If I could go to canada or australia I could be with someone I really love but I cant. If I coul be onlein with someone I could make it work.

If they don't like you?
Who cares? Move on.

Face up, look them in the eye, don't hesitate, be polite, and for Cthulu's sake, just treat them like people and not objects.

When life gives you lemons, take them, make lemonade, and sell it back to life for a profit.
Use what cards you are dealt rather than whining about the cards you should have.

[Seperates]

So what?

Your opinion doesn't count.

So what?

[Seperates]

I'm so cofused and stupi.

Only because you are drunk.

[Typhlochactas]

Your opinion doesn't count.

So what?

Your opinion doesn't count.

[New England and The Maritimes]

hahah you think im not hariy

Compared to me? I can outbeard you any day. In fact, I challenge you to a beard off now.

I could beard like a boss but i dont like beards. Not long ones. Its too hot for long beards. My legs are furry like a wookiee.

[Seperates]

So what?

Your opinion doesn't count.

Hmm... better question.
Why should I care what you think?

[New England and The Maritimes]

I'm so cofused and stupi.

Only because you are drunk.

No. I'm ocnfused whenim not drunk. I cry all the time. I don'tk nwo what to say. I on'tk now if anyone liks me. I'm a sad person. My gramotherd was too and shes deaddd now and itsno t fair.

[Forster Keys]

Compared to me? I can outbeard you any day. In fact, I challenge you to a beard off now.

I could beard like a boss but i dont like beards. Not long ones. Its too hot for long beards. My legs are furry like a wookiee.

Please, wookie is my nickname.

[New England and The Maritimes]

why do people die? i ont want anyone to die

[Dumb Ideologies]

why do people die? i ont want anyone to die

Because otherwise the planet would be a writhing mess of people desperately trying to get air?

[Erinkita]

why do people die? i ont want anyone to die

I don't either. Very selfish of us, really.

[Typhlochactas]

Your opinion doesn't count.

Hmm... better question.
Why should I care what you think?

I have a scorpion in my flag.

[New England and The Maritimes]

why do people die? i ont want anyone to die

Because otherwise the planet would be a writhing mess of people desperately trying to get air?

well id still ahve my grandam back if she didint die and i love her

[Typhlochactas]

why do people die? i ont want anyone to die

Why do scorpions die?

[Creative Vikings]

Either the Roman lawyer (unlikely) or the crazy dude from Skyrim

I couldn't imagine he knew about either.

I know the latter through playing the game. I knew the former through Google search and subsequent Wikipedia article.