What? Time for ANOTHER Eternal Thread Already?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Summer at NSG in the nutshell.

I lik you but we dont talk much..

Ah, drunk typing. Always recognizable.

Maybe NSG is not the best idea at the moment?

[Seperates]

Only if you kiss my ass first. *smacks* That is not the point I was trying to make.

I asked first.

To bad. I triple dog dare you.

[Typhlochactas]

I asked first.

To bad. I triple dog dare you.

I will then.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I reallyl don't, I dpn't think.

Yeah, you're right, he's more livelier.

But here's my advice: if you want to stop feeling depressed, I suggest to not drink depressants.

Never take advice from NSG, unless it's from Norstal.

We have not yet been able to break him.

[New England and The Maritimes]

I lik you but we dont talk much..

Ah, drunk typing. Always recognizable.

Maybe NSG is not the best idea at the moment?

No. Its the onlyi dea. I haven othing else tod oor id be doing it.

I reallyl don't, I dpn't think.

Yeah, you're right, he's more livelier.

But here's my advice: if you want to stop feeling depressed, I suggest to not drink depressants.

hheheh

[Seperates]

I reallyl don't, I dpn't think.

Yeah, you're right, he's more livelier.

But here's my advice: if you want to stop feeling depressed, I suggest to not drink depressants.

Bah. Because all drunks are fun. It's not as if all it does it allow you to more freely express already present inhibitions, be they pained, sexual, or just destructive.

[Forster Keys]

I sort of wish statesmen could be these interesting again. But then again I don't.

It would definitely make things more interesting to discuss if Julia Gillard had a vast estate in Canberra and ran around shooting everything that moved or Kevin Rudd had a harem of Russian prostitutes in his basement.

No despot ever goes into excess anymore. Even Kim Jong-un has grown up and married. Where's the cognac? Where's the bitches?

I'm going to bring the interest back into politics. I reckon I can do it. I'm pretty damn weird.

[Forster Keys]

It would definitely make things more interesting to discuss if Julia Gillard had a vast estate in Canberra and ran around shooting everything that moved or Kevin Rudd had a harem of Russian prostitutes in his basement.

No despot ever goes into excess anymore. Even Kim Jong-un has grown up and married. Where's the cognac? Where's the bitches?

Now we all regret deposing Gaddafi and his Amazonian Guards.

He may have been a murderous tyrant but he was an eccentric.

[New England and The Maritimes]

Yeah, you're right, he's more livelier.

But here's my advice: if you want to stop feeling depressed, I suggest to not drink depressants.

Bah. Because all drunks are fun. It's not as if all it does it allow you to more freely express already present inhibitions, be they pained, sexual, or just destructive.

I am fun almost always but nowi m depressed because my life is shit and i dontk now how to find someone who lovesm e. everyoen who could is too far away andf it makes me cry.

[Seperates]

To bad. I triple dog dare you.

I will then.

Have fun trying to find me, friend.

[Forster Keys]

Who?

The people I love. They're not here.

Hey man. You can learn to love me.

[Typhlochactas]

I will then.

Have fun trying to find me, friend.

That's not fair.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bah. Because all drunks are fun. It's not as if all it does it allow you to more freely express already present inhibitions, be they pained, sexual, or just destructive.

I am fun almost always but nowi m depressed because my life is shit and i dontk now how to find someone who lovesm e. everyoen who could is too far away andf it makes me cry.

Drowning your sorrows in poison is the exact opposite of a solution.

Everyone goes through rough patches in life. That doesn't change it, but you're not alone.

[New England and The Maritimes]

The people I love. They're not here.

Hey man. You can learn to love me.

I like hariy ladies.

[New England and The Maritimes]

I am fun almost always but nowi m depressed because my life is shit and i dontk now how to find someone who lovesm e. everyoen who could is too far away andf it makes me cry.

Drowning your sorrows in poison is the exact opposite of a solution.

Everyone goes through rough patches in life. That doesn't change it, but you're not alone.

I dont get drunk cause im sad but when im sad and im drunk its worse. But I wasnt sad until I talked about it to people while iwa s drinking. its ok im not an alcoholic or whatever. I drink once in a while, but i'm always sad. osmetimes i hide it better then others.

[Seperates]

Bah. Because all drunks are fun. It's not as if all it does it allow you to more freely express already present inhibitions, be they pained, sexual, or just destructive.

I am fun almost always but nowi m depressed because my life is shit and i dontk now how to find someone who lovesm e. everyoen who could is too far away andf it makes me cry.

*smacks*
You're just fine. I have to leave the woman I love in 8 days, not because we are fighting, but because of distance and age.

If anything, I should be a mess. But you know what? Fuck that noise.

[Forster Keys]

Hey man. You can learn to love me.

I like hariy ladies.

I'm afraid I only fit one of those criteria. Criterias? Criteriae? I don't bloody know.

[Seperates]

Have fun trying to find me, friend.

That's not fair.

Is to me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I like hariy ladies.

I'm afraid I only fit one of those criteria. Criterias? Criteriae? I don't bloody know.

Criterion?

[Seperates]

I like hariy ladies.

I'm afraid I only fit one of those criteria. Criterias? Criteriae? I don't bloody know.

Critierion.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I am fun almost always but nowi m depressed because my life is shit and i dontk now how to find someone who lovesm e. everyoen who could is too far away andf it makes me cry.

*smacks*
You're just fine. I have to leave the woman I love in 8 days, not because we are fighting, but because of distance and age.

If anything, I should be a mess. But you know what? Fuck that noise.

Do they sell noise condoms?

[New England and The Maritimes]

I am fun almost always but nowi m depressed because my life is shit and i dontk now how to find someone who lovesm e. everyoen who could is too far away andf it makes me cry.

*smacks*
You're just fine. I have to leave the woman I love in 8 days, not because we are fighting, but because of distance and age.

If anything, I should be a mess. But you know what? Fuck that noise.

I'm not fine. I don'tk now anything about people. I never kissed anyone or went on a date or was told someone liked me oranthing. *sigh* i just want to hug someone and feel better about eerything.

[Seperates]

*smacks*
You're just fine. I have to leave the woman I love in 8 days, not because we are fighting, but because of distance and age.

If anything, I should be a mess. But you know what? Fuck that noise.

Do they sell noise condoms?

In bulk.

[Forster Keys]

I'm afraid I only fit one of those criteria. Criterias? Criteriae? I don't bloody know.

Criterion?

I'm afraid I only fit one of those criteria. Criterias? Criteriae? I don't bloody know.

Critierion.

The Roman Empire fell over a thousand years ago and still the bastards plague us with fucked up grammar from beyond the grave.

[Seperates]

*smacks*
You're just fine. I have to leave the woman I love in 8 days, not because we are fighting, but because of distance and age.

If anything, I should be a mess. But you know what? Fuck that noise.

I'm not fine. I don'tk now anything about people. I never kissed anyone or went on a date or was told someone liked me oranthing. *sigh* i just want to hug someone and feel better about eerything.

Never too late to start.
I'm going to repost this advice.

"Fine then, offer to buy them coffee, the principle remains the same.

Well, everybody you talk to is apparently wrong. If you don't put yourself out there, people cannot respond and interact with you.

When you interact with them your goal is to make them remember you. For better or for worse doesn't really matter, but you want them to remember your face or your name the next day."