Chats of the XXIII Eternal Thread

[Cthulhutu]

Hmm...

Bored?

My solution is to make giant noises in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and make you silly humans run around trying to figure it out. Or eat people.

But I don't think that'll work for you.

[Nude East Ireland]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

[Norstal]

Lack of interest and motivation, I suppose. Nothing seems that interesting, and the interesting people of years past either have left or don't post as often.

I beg to differ... I'm still here.
*nods*

Huh? His point still stands.

[Norstal]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

Sucks to be women I guess?

[Nude East Ireland]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

Sucks to be women I guess?

Or a dude that got his dick chopped off.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

Sucks to be women I guess?

Are women's testicles crushed or their dicks lopped off?

[Avalar]

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

[Cthulhutu]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

Old Testament, laws of the Israelites, therefore, not in place as a law now. I would know, seeing as I was around back then.

Yahweh was quite angry when Moses pulled that out of nowhere just to spite his in-laws (most of which had a most unfortunite incident involving testicles and rocks). Man, he was mad.

See, that's the problem with you modern humans. You're too boring. On the plus side, you're fatter now, so you taste much better.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yeah.

It's the lack of jur

"Jur" is a weird way to spell "Nat".

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

"Guys! Guys! Guys!"

"What is this time, Moses?"

"Let's do a shitload of meth and just write random shit in a book, and then tell everyone God told us to tell them those things. It'll be hilarious."

"You had me at 'shit'."

"You mean 'meth', right?"

"...Yes."

[The Republic of Lanos]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

Old Testament, laws of the Israelites, therefore, not in place as a law now. I would know, seeing as I was around back then.

Yahweh was quite angry when Moses pulled that out of nowhere just to spite his in-laws (most of which had a most unfortunite incident involving testicles and rocks). Man, he was mad.

See, that's the problem with you modern humans. You're too boring. On the plus side, you're fatter now, so you taste much better.

Damn it Cthulhutu! You're supposed to come out on December 21, 2012! You're fired!

[Nude East Ireland]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

Old Testament, laws of the Israelites, therefore, not in place as a law now. I would know, seeing as I was around back then.

Yahweh was quite angry when Moses pulled that out of nowhere just to spite his in-laws (most of which had a most unfortunite incident involving testicles and rocks). Man, he was mad.

Moses led revolutions in Egypt before it was cool.

[Norstal]

Sucks to be women I guess?

Are women's testicles crushed or their dicks lopped off?

If you're transsexual.

[Cthulhutu]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

"Guys! Guys! Guys!"

"What is this time, Moses?"

"Let's do a shitload of meth and just write random shit in a book, and then tell everyone God told us to tell them those things. It'll be hilarious."

"You had me at 'shit'."

"You mean 'meth', right?"

"...Yes."

Actually, Moses wasn't the one who liked the drugs. He was actually pretty attentive to most of the stuff Yahweh had to say, but he made up a lot of his own stuff. Although, he did have a thing for "burning bushes" (and by "burning bushes", I mean "pot").

Now, Aaron, he was the fun one. The guy was hilarious. Also happened to do a lot of drugs. He made this golden cow out of meth, though, and that kind of ticked Yahweh off.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Old Testament, laws of the Israelites, therefore, not in place as a law now. I would know, seeing as I was around back then.

Yahweh was quite angry when Moses pulled that out of nowhere just to spite his in-laws (most of which had a most unfortunite incident involving testicles and rocks). Man, he was mad.

Moses led revolutions in Egypt before it was cool.

Not really a revolution Moses led.

[Nude East Ireland]

"Guys! Guys! Guys!"

"What is this time, Moses?"

"Let's do a shitload of meth and just write random shit in a book, and then tell everyone God told us to tell them those things. It'll be hilarious."

"You had me at 'shit'."

"You mean 'meth', right?"

"...Yes."

"And then what?"

"Lets just go to Sodom and fuck a bunch of prostitutes."

"Sounds pretty good. But what about your wife and son?"

"They'll get small roles in the movies."

"Good 'nuff."

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Are women's testicles crushed or their dicks lopped off?

If you're transsexual.

Source that gender altering surgery was around then?

[Nude East Ireland]

Moses led revolutions in Egypt before it was cool.

Not really a revolution Moses led.

Yeah, the slaves all got tired and just left, right?

[Minas Tyrrith]

"Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

What the fuck.

It means they aren't allowed to marry. Stands to reason if you remember that the main point of marriage is to have children together.

[Luziyca]

Old Testament, laws of the Israelites, therefore, not in place as a law now. I would know, seeing as I was around back then.

Yahweh was quite angry when Moses pulled that out of nowhere just to spite his in-laws (most of which had a most unfortunite incident involving testicles and rocks). Man, he was mad.

See, that's the problem with you modern humans. You're too boring. On the plus side, you're fatter now, so you taste much better.

Damn it Cthulhutu! You're supposed to come out on December 21, 2012! You're fired!

AQed to the limit.

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Not really a revolution Moses led.

Yeah, the slaves all got tired and just left, right?

Pretty much.

[Cthulhutu]

Not really a revolution Moses led.

Yeah, the slaves all got tired and just left, right?

Nah, actually, Zeus got in a spat with Set and some of the Egyptian Pantheon, and then he asked Yahweh to pound Set's face in, and Yahweh showed up and smote the Egyptian Pantheon in the face for being awful to his worshipper-people.

Yahweh did a lot of face-smiting.

[Nude East Ireland]

Yeah, the slaves all got tired and just left, right?

Pretty much.

[Cthulhutu]

Old Testament, laws of the Israelites, therefore, not in place as a law now. I would know, seeing as I was around back then.

Yahweh was quite angry when Moses pulled that out of nowhere just to spite his in-laws (most of which had a most unfortunite incident involving testicles and rocks). Man, he was mad.

See, that's the problem with you modern humans. You're too boring. On the plus side, you're fatter now, so you taste much better.

Damn it Cthulhutu! You're supposed to come out on December 21, 2012! You're fired!

Wait, what?

No, wait, I assigned that job to Slenderman! He said that he and Dagon would do most of that stuff!

You can't fire me, I quit!

[The Jahistic Unified Republic]

Pretty much.

Did Pharaoh lose his position as king???

[Alexlantis]

I now own a Nietzsche plush.

I spent a good fifteen minutes quoting Nietzsche through the plush.

I then discovered that my little brother is, in his own words, "terrified of Nietzsche."