The Eternal Thread: And Carthage Must Be Destroyed

[Creative Vikings]

Someone says "OMG I seen all 6 Star Wars movies, I'm an expert on the saga!"
I say "Oh yeah? Do you know who Revan, Starkiller and Plo Koon are?"
They reply "Pffff, no one cares about your stupid little facts"
So I shoot him first.

[The Huskar Social Union]

good man, total war ftw. Who are you in it?

It's the XL mod. I'm playing as the Castille Leonese. Normally I'd play as the Danes or some such. I haven't been the Aragonese for a while, maybe the next game.

We have a thread for Total War.

I know we do.

[Aethyopea]

Someone says "OMG I seen all 6 Star Wars movies, I'm an expert on the saga!"
I say "Oh yeah? Do you know who Revan, Starkiller and Plo Koon are?"
They reply "Pffff, no one cares about your stupid little facts"
So I shoot him first.

Fun fact: Luke Skywalker was originally called Starkiller. Lucas changed the name because he thought it sounded like some hardass action movie hero and not a lowly farmer who would turn out to have an epic destiny.

[Creative Vikings]

Someone says "OMG I seen all 6 Star Wars movies, I'm an expert on the saga!"
I say "Oh yeah? Do you know who Revan, Starkiller and Plo Koon are?"
They reply "Pffff, no one cares about your stupid little facts"
So I shoot him first.

Fun fact: Luke Skywalker was originally called Starkiller. Lucas changed the name because he thought it sounded like some hardass action movie hero and not a lowly farmer who would turn out to have an epic destiny.

HK-47 is the best droid, followed by PROXY.

Still bristling with sentient individuality and Lovecraft references.

I think Carthage should be taken over by the The House of Scipii.

I think it should be renamed 'Fiu Fiu Land'. Why, no idea. It's late, or rather, it's early.

Time is not the problem, the lack of blood-stream Nanites are.

[Creative Vikings]

Someone says "OMG I seen all 6 Star Wars movies, I'm an expert on the saga!"
I say "Oh yeah? Do you know who Revan, Starkiller and Plo Koon are?"
They reply "Pffff, no one cares about your stupid little facts"
So I shoot him first.

Fun fact: Luke Skywalker was originally called Starkiller. Lucas changed the name because he thought it sounded like some hardass action movie hero and not a lowly farmer who would turn out to have an epic destiny.

HK-47 is the best droid, followed by PROXY.

Still bristling with sentient individuality and Lovecraft references.

I think Carthage should be taken over by the The House of Scipii.

I think it should be renamed 'Fiu Fiu Land'. Why, no idea. It's late, or rather, it's early.

Time is not the problem, the lack of blood-stream Nanites are.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Fun fact: Luke Skywalker was originally called Starkiller. Lucas changed the name because he thought it sounded like some hardass action movie hero and not a lowly farmer who would turn out to have an epic destiny.

HK-47 is the best droid, followed by PROXY.

I think it should be renamed 'Fiu Fiu Land'. Why, no idea. It's late, or rather, it's early.

Time is not the problem, the lack of blood-stream Nanites are.

So, time is the problem. *nod*

[Creative Vikings]

HK-47 is the best droid, followed by PROXY.

Time is not the problem, the lack of blood-stream Nanites are.

So, time is the problem. *nod*

How do you feel about piezo-chemical nanotech bioaugmentations?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

So, time is the problem. *nod*

How do you feel about piezo-chemical nanotech bioaugmentations?

I like the natural look, but whatever floats your boat is fine by me.

[Creative Vikings]

How do you feel about piezo-chemical nanotech bioaugmentations?

I like the natural look, but whatever floats your boat is fine by me.

It'd be nice to be sort of like Alex Denton.

By the way, what is this Carthage stuff about? I thought I absorbed them into my house.

[Horsefish]

Bleugh.

Took the plunge to no avail. Gonna have to find someone else now

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I like the natural look, but whatever floats your boat is fine by me.

It'd be nice to be sort of like Alex Denton.

By the way, what is this Carthage stuff about? I thought I absorbed them into my house.

Cato and Bluth. It's a meme that was started not too long ago.

[Samuraikoku]

Good morning.

Interview in 2 hours... I'm nervous.

[Forsher]

Good morning.

Interview in 2 hours... I'm nervous.

Job? Or academic?

[Apto]

I think Carthage should be taken over by the The House of Scipii.

Scipii?
I captured them using the Julii, the Scipii didn't get to loot Carthage.

[Samuraikoku]

Good morning.

Interview in 2 hours... I'm nervous.

Job? Or academic?

Job.

[Lackadaisical2]

I want to sleep.

[Apto]

I want to sleep.

Sleep then Oh wise one.

[The Archregimancy]

I just thought I would note that, if the arguments are sufficiently persuasive, I might be amenable to considering the case for whether or not Carthage must be destroyed.

If you destroy Carthage i will give everyone free Nachos and Beer. Is that persuasive enough?

Sorry, if it's not a plate of live goatfish expiring on the table served alongside dormice roast in honey - all with a dash of garum and perhaps washed down with a few cups of fine Falernian - I'm not interested.

If it's all down to nachos and beer, Carthage will never be destroyed.

[Samuraikoku]

Why must Carthage be destroyed?

[Lackadaisical2]

I want to sleep.

Sleep then Oh wise one.

The wise must work it seems...

[Costa Fiero]

Job.

You must be one of the lucky ones. I heard the economy tanked.

[Samuraikoku]

Job.

You must be one of the lucky ones. I heard the economy tanked.

This is my sixth job interview in one year and a half... that gives you an idea how lucky I am.

[Forsher]

Job? Or academic?

Job.

Good luck.

You must be one of the lucky ones. I heard the economy tanked.

This is my sixth job interview in one year and a half... that gives you an idea how lucky I am.

Are you confident?

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Sleep then Oh wise one.

The wise must work it seems...

[Samuraikoku]

Are you confident?

No. But that's a staple of who I am.