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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Nor, in my opinion, does One Direction.
Though sometimes I wish certain of their members did in a very different way.


I only heard a shred of their songs on SNL one night.

Catchy, but I think my brain bleeds every time it plays back in my head. I can't even remember it anymore.

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:rofl: That was my third time I have hit my head on a toilet


For the last goddamn time, the sewers are not a free swimming pool. Christ.


:rofl: :rofl: But it has floaties!
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Postby Inky Noodles » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

Forsher wrote:
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Ima 16 year old boy and I love it!


Well, if you are turning 17 this year someone may get you a CD of theirs for your birthday. I say this year because they may not be remembered much next year.

Thank god there's another 14 year old around here.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

Dorlania wrote:also Nat, the taco bell dog died


Nope. It led directly a 6% decrease in sales, so they cut it.
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

Yoite wrote:
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:rofl: That was my third time I have hit my head on a toilet


My father died after one.

Wait, seriously?
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:
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With me, it's under a half dozen of both genders.

I could make a harem and probably have a dozen people, at most.

Sigh.

Boys will have their harems, girls will have... well, they'll be in the harems, but they do stuff too.
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Postby Astrolinium » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

Avalar wrote:
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Nor, in my opinion, does One Direction.
Though sometimes I wish certain of their members did in a very different way.


:hug: 1D buddies! :lol: :lol:


Ew, no, don't hug me. I might catch something.

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Do you have proof that One Direction does not play their own instruments?


You see we mean when they perform...


Go watch A Hard Day's Night sometime, would you?
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:54 pm

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Dorlania wrote:also Nat, the taco bell dog died


Nope. It led directly a 6% decrease in sales, so they cut it.

Literally, they cut it.

And put it in the secret sauce.
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Postby Forsher » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Avalar wrote:
Forsher wrote:
You see we mean when they perform...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH5RriYbSig


Someone tell me if they play instruments, please?
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:
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With me, it's under a half dozen of both genders.

I could make a harem and probably have a dozen people, at most.

Sigh.


I don't really want a harem. >.>
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nope. It led directly a 6% decrease in sales, so they cut it.

Literally, they cut it.

And put it in the secret sauce.


Does Taco Bell even have a secret sauce?
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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Avalar wrote:
:hug: 1D buddies! :lol: :lol:


Ew, no, don't hug me. I might catch something.


Too late! you now have herpes!
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

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Huffing isn't good, kids.
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Avalar wrote: :hug: 1D buddies! :lol: :lol:

Ew, no, don't hug me. I might catch something.

Anything I could throw in here would get me warned. :rofl:
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Postby Lackadaisical Hopes » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:Sigh.

Boys will have their harems, girls will have... well, they'll be in the harems, but they do stuff too.

I guess I'm the same.
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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

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Someone tell me if they play instruments, please?


Niall plays guitar.
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Postby Forsher » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

Inky Noodles wrote:
Forsher wrote:
Well, if you are turning 17 this year someone may get you a CD of theirs for your birthday. I say this year because they may not be remembered much next year.

Thank god there's another 14 year old around here.


I thought it was decided they turned 15, or do you mean Nationstateslandville?
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Postby Astrolinium » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

Avalar wrote:
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Ew, no, don't hug me. I might catch something.


Too late! you now have herpes!


D:

Just for that, I'm shaving your head.
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Postby Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

Quejio wrote:
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I don't think the mods would allow that :p


I wouldn't mind the pics. For proof that is.just saying


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Postby Inky Noodles » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nope. It led directly a 6% decrease in sales, so they cut it.

Literally, they cut it.

And put it in the secret sauce.

Don't trust the secret sauce.

Something tells me horse semen is the main ingredient.
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It's a person called Inky Noodles in a thread that is not exactly known for its sanity in general. Do the math, beerguzzler.


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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Ew, no, don't hug me. I might catch something.

Anything I could throw in here would get me warned. :rofl:

*smacks Milks with newspaper of shame* :P
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Postby Forsher » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:56 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Avalar wrote:
:hug: 1D buddies! :lol: :lol:


Ew, no, don't hug me. I might catch something.

Forsher wrote:
You see we mean when they perform...


Go watch A Hard Day's Night sometime, would you?


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Postby Hetland 2 » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:57 pm

So I'm rereading a story I wrote a while ago. Its pretty good.
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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:57 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
Yoite wrote:
My father died after one.

Wait, seriously?


I wasn't there when it happened, I think I was seven so 2003
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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:57 pm

Hetland 2 wrote:So I'm rereading a story I wrote a while ago. Its pretty good.


Does it have a sexy blond Irishman in it?
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