NationStates

Avalar wrote:

Alexlantis wrote:You need to calm the fuck down.

*breathes hard*

Old Erisia wrote:

Alexlantis wrote:That's pretty awesome.

http://jonathanthezombie.blogspot.com/2 ... field.html

Actual Garfield comic that was printed during Halloween one year.

Forsher wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I'll kill you, you little bastard. I'll kill you right now. Hold still.

Take it to the chess board.

Alexlantis wrote:

Dyakovo wrote:An easy guideline is if they look like me they're attractive.
*nods*

If they look like a talking skull, they're attractive?

Individuality-ness wrote:

Yoite wrote:


I'd probably enjoy it

Much like cleaning gutters

Gutter cleaning! Now!
. . .

Individuality-ness wrote:

Noobubersland wrote:....Are you sure you're not a 13 year old girl

Or a 41 year old mother who wishes she was 13?

Astrolinium wrote:

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Yeah. I think I need more alcohol

Well, where does it hurt?

Sautharkrokur wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:Hm?

Yeah. I think I need more alcohol

Avalar wrote:*breathes hard*

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Forsher wrote:
Except the crucial boy-band factor of not-playing instruments...

And being non-shitty.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.

Sautharkrokur wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Well, where does it hurt?

I'm not sure I can share that information on NationStates

Sautharkrokur wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Well, where does it hurt?

I'm not sure I can share that information on NationStates

Old Erisia wrote:

Dyakovo wrote:I know its significantly different from mine...

I don't know, you have have a "grizzled Frank Black" look about you. Not exactly "attractive" but not "unattractive".

I of course like em older, generally >_>

Between his looks and his voice, it would be really tempting...

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.

Forsher wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And being non-shitty.

To be honest I like The Kinks more.

Old Erisia wrote:

Sautharkrokur wrote:
I'm not sure I can share that information on NationStates

Stop jerking or visit a clinic.

Noobubersland wrote:

Avalar wrote:
I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

....Are you sure you're not a 13 year old girl

Alexlantis wrote:

Dyakovo wrote:An easy guideline is if they look like me they're attractive.
*nods*

If they look like a talking skull, they're attractive?

Noobubersland wrote:

Avalar wrote:From the moment I met you everything changed
I knew I had to get you whatever the pain
I had to take you and make you mine

I would walk through the desert I would walk down the aisle
I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile
Whatever it takes is fine

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

I know your hearts been broken but don't you give up
I'll be there yeah I know it to fix you with love
It hurts me to think that you've ever cried

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart

And now we'll steal us a car
And we will drive to the stars
I will give you the moon
It's the least I can do
If you give me the chance

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
You can call me a thief
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
But since you know your part
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
I'm only here
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
So put your hands up
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
(I'm only here)
Coz you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Call me a thief
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz you know your part
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
I'm only here
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart[i][/i]

....Child, I will end you

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.

Sautharkrokur wrote:

Old Erisia wrote:Stop jerking or visit a clinic.

That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there

Sautharkrokur wrote:

Old Erisia wrote:Stop jerking or visit a clinic.

That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there

Yoite wrote:

Sautharkrokur wrote:That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there

How abut you gently massage it on camera?

Nude East Ireland wrote:

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.

He somehow evaded the atomic mines.

Instead, I'm sad to say that Nat has stepped on one, and was injured in the chain-reaction.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Forsher wrote:
To be honest I like The Kinks more.

Never heard of them. They sound like something limited to your little islands.

Yoite wrote:

Sautharkrokur wrote:
That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there

How abut you gently massage it on camera?

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nude East Ireland wrote:He somehow evaded the atomic mines.

Instead, I'm sad to say that Nat has stepped on one, and was injured in the chain-reaction.

Next time, don't bury your mines in my backyard. Did you really expect him to fly out here and run out around in dogshit for "science"?