NationStates

Noobubersland wrote:

Avalar wrote:I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

....Are you sure you're not a 13 year old girl

Dyakovo wrote:

Alexlantis wrote:I don't find other males attractive. In fact, I have a hard time gauging the attractiveness of males.

An easy guideline is if they look like me they're attractive.
*nods*

If they look like a talking skull, they're attractive?

Milks Empire wrote:

Avalar wrote:I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

You'll do no such thing.

YOU WILL LOVE NIALL!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

I hurt in places... That shouldn't hurt

Noobubersland wrote:

Avalar wrote:
I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

....Are you sure you're not a 13 year old girl

Or a 41 year old mother who wishes she was 13?

Sautharkrokur wrote:I hurt in places... That shouldn't hurt

Hm?

Avalar wrote:

Yoite wrote: Huh, well then the Justin Bieber of Ireland.

I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

I'd probably enjoy it

Much like cleaning gutters

From the moment I met you everything changed
I knew I had to get you whatever the pain
I had to take you and make you mine

I would walk through the desert I would walk down the aisle
I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile
Whatever it takes is fine

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

I know your hearts been broken but don't you give up
I'll be there yeah I know it to fix you with love
It hurts me to think that you've ever cried

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart

And now we'll steal us a car
And we will drive to the stars
I will give you the moon
It's the least I can do
If you give me the chance

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
You can call me a thief
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
But since you know your part
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
I'm only here
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
So put your hands up
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
(I'm only here)
Coz you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Call me a thief
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz you know your part
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
I'm only here
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart[i][/i]

Astrolinium wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I'll kill you, you little bastard. I'll kill you right now. Hold still.

Why? The early Beatles had many of the marks of the modern boy band.

Did you just compare the most influential musicians of the modern era to the Jonas Bros.?

Besides, the Beatles are one of the rare bands I consistently like.

Avalar wrote:

Milks Empire wrote:You'll do no such thing.

YOU WILL LOVE NIALL!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to calm the fuck down.

Astrolinium wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
I'll kill you, you little bastard. I'll kill you right now. Hold still.

Why? The early Beatles had many of the marks of the modern boy band.

Except the crucial boy-band factor of not-playing instruments...

Sautharkrokur wrote:I hurt in places... That shouldn't hurt

Sautharkrokur wrote:I hurt in places... That shouldn't hurt

So much innuendo... *smacks herself with newspaper of shame*

Alexlantis wrote:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2643#comic

I would read that Garfield.

That's pretty awesome.

http://jonathanthezombie.blogspot.com/2 ... field.html

Actual Garfield comic that was printed during Halloween one year.

Forsher wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Why? The early Beatles had many of the marks of the modern boy band.

Except the crucial boy-band factor of not-playing instruments...

And being non-shitty.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Why? The early Beatles had many of the marks of the modern boy band.

Did you just compare the most influential musicians of the modern era to the Jonas Bros.?

Besides, the Beatles are one of the rare bands I consistently like.

I am saying that every boy band is trying and failing to mimic the greatest musical group of all time, yes.

Yoite wrote:

Avalar wrote:
I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

I'd probably enjoy it

Much like cleaning gutters

Gutter cleaning! Now!
. . .

Astrolinium wrote:

Sautharkrokur wrote:I hurt in places... That shouldn't hurt

Hm?

Yeah. I think I need more alcohol

Alexlantis wrote:

Avalar wrote:
YOU WILL LOVE NIALL!!! LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to calm the fuck down.

*breathes hard*

Avalar wrote:From the moment I met you everything changed
I knew I had to get you whatever the pain
I had to take you and make you mine

I would walk through the desert I would walk down the aisle
I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile
Whatever it takes is fine

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

I know your hearts been broken but don't you give up
I'll be there yeah I know it to fix you with love
It hurts me to think that you've ever cried

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart

And now we'll steal us a car
And we will drive to the stars
I will give you the moon
It's the least I can do
If you give me the chance

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
You can call me a thief
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
But since you know your part
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
I'm only here
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
So put your hands up
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
(I'm only here)
Coz you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Call me a thief
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz you know your part
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
I'm only here
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart[i][/i]

....Child, I will end you

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Why? The early Beatles had many of the marks of the modern boy band.

Did you just compare the most influential musicians of the modern era to the Jonas Bros.?

Besides, the Beatles are one of the rare bands I consistently like.

Nah, he probably had Take That or something in mind... you know, a boy band.

Yoite wrote:

Avalar wrote:
I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

I'd probably enjoy it

Much like cleaning gutters

lol

Sautharkrokur wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
Hm?

Yeah. I think I need more alcohol

Well, where does it hurt?

Alexlantis wrote:

Dyakovo wrote:An easy guideline is if they look like me they're attractive.
*nods*

If they look like a talking skull, they're attractive?

There are worse metrics.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Astrolinium wrote:
No, that honor goes to The Beatles.

I'll kill you, you little bastard. I'll kill you right now. Hold still.

Take it to the chess board.