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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:He somehow evaded the atomic mines.

Instead, I'm sad to say that Nat has stepped on one, and was injured in the chain-reaction.


Next time, don't bury your mines in my backyard. Did you really expect him to fly out here and run out around in dogshit for "science"?

:lol2:
I'm glad to see you survived the atomic blast. Did you gain any superpowers?
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Postby Astrolinium » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm

Yoite wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:
That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there


How abut you gently massage it on camera?


Well, I wasn't hoping that milk would be forcibly ejected through my nostrils today.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm

Yoite wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.


*pats on back very carefully* I'm sorry

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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Yoite wrote:How abut you gently massage it on camera?

:rofl:


And you think I've not done anything for you :p
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Yoite wrote:How abut you gently massage it on camera?

I did that once. I think it ended up on a website, bit I don't care tbh
/Sautharkrokur's Confession Time

:shock:
...
I must have the address! :lol2:

Yoite wrote:
Milks Empire wrote: :rofl:

And you think I've not done anything for you :p

Oh you! :lol2: :hug:
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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:17 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Next time, don't bury your mines in my backyard. Did you really expect him to fly out here and run out around in dogshit for "science"?

Ok, ok, I'll just take the mines out of Pennsylvania. Now I don't know where to put them.


:?: Why would I ever go to Pennsylvania?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:17 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Next time, don't bury your mines in my backyard. Did you really expect him to fly out here and run out around in dogshit for "science"?

:lol2:
I'm glad to see you survived the atomic blast. Did you gain any superpowers?


Does pain and one less leg count?

I think it doesn't.
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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:17 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Yoite wrote:
*pats on back very carefully* I'm sorry

Bow down thy soulless cast,
From the earth from whence ye fell far.
The path of smoldering brimstone leads,
To the chamber in which dwells Avalar.


If he had any decency, he would sig that.
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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:18 pm

Yoite wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Bow down thy soulless cast,
From the earth from whence ye fell far.
The path of smoldering brimstone leads,
To the chamber in which dwells Avalar.


If he had any decency, he would sig that.


Yes!!!!
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Postby Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:18 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:I did that once. I think it ended up on a website, bit I don't care tbh
/Sautharkrokur's Confession Time

:shock:
...
I must have the address! :lol2:

Yoite wrote:And you think I've not done anything for you :p

Oh you! :lol2: :hug:


I dont have it. I'm not sure if it really was put on a website, but my friend said he did put it there. Cruel joke, but eh
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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:18 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Yoite wrote:
How abut you gently massage it on camera?


Well, I wasn't hoping that milk would be forcibly ejected through my nostrils today.


I'm glad I could be of assistance
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:18 pm

Avalar wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Ok, ok, I'll just take the mines out of Pennsylvania. Now I don't know where to put them.


:?: Why would I ever go to Pennsylvania?

Because you can make napalm with Pennsylvania concentrate and gasoline.
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:19 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Yoite wrote:
*pats on back very carefully* I'm sorry

Bow down thy soulless cast,
From the earth from whence ye fell far.
The path of smoldering brimstone leads,
To the chamber in which dwells Avalar.

:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:19 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Milks Empire wrote: :shock:
...
I must have the address! :lol2:

I dont have it. I'm not sure if it really was put on a website, but my friend said he did put it there. Cruel joke, but eh

Aw foo.
...
Could you ask?
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:20 pm

Yoite wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Bow down thy soulless cast,
From the earth from whence ye fell far.
The path of smoldering brimstone leads,
To the chamber in which dwells Avalar.


If he had any decency, he would sig that.

Brushing up on my Bible speak.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:20 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Milks Empire wrote: :shock:
...
I must have the address! :lol2:


Oh you! :lol2: :hug:


I dont have it. I'm not sure if it really was put on a website, but my friend said he did put it there. Cruel joke, but eh


Why was he...nevermind
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Postby Old Erisia » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:20 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Milks Empire wrote: :shock:
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I must have the address! :lol2:


Oh you! :lol2: :hug:


I dont have it. I'm not sure if it really was put on a website, but my friend said he did put it there. Cruel joke, but eh

How did your friend get such a video...
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:20 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Alexlantis wrote: :lol2:
I'm glad to see you survived the atomic blast. Did you gain any superpowers?


Does pain and one less leg count?

I think it doesn't.

You could replace your leg with a robotic one that can shoot things and dispense Pez candy! *shakes Nat by his shoulders* Think of the possibilities, man!
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Postby Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:21 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:I dont have it. I'm not sure if it really was put on a website, but my friend said he did put it there. Cruel joke, but eh

Aw foo.
...
Could you ask?


No, I can't ask.
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:21 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:Aw foo.
...
Could you ask?

No, I can't ask.

Aw foo. :p
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:21 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Bow down thy soulless cast,
From the earth from whence ye fell far.
The path of smoldering brimstone leads,
To the chamber in which dwells Avalar.

:clap: :clap: :clap:

:blush:
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:21 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Yoite wrote:
If he had any decency, he would sig that.

Brushing up on my Bible speak.


Hmmmm, Bible speak? I should probably brush up on that as well, because I have so many uses for it right? :p
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Postby Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:21 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:No, I can't ask.

Aw foo. :p


Sorry. I actually would ask if I could. But I really cant.
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:22 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Alexlantis wrote: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:blush:

:hug: How've you been, Vlad?
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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:22 pm

All this 1D has got me hot and bothered. Ima going to go have a shower
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