Now, imagine your pain is a great white ball of healing light.
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by Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:10 pm
Individuality-ness wrote:You are Alex, NSG's writer and lead procrastinator. *nods* :P
by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:11 pm
Old Erisia wrote:Alexlantis wrote:That's pretty awesome.
http://jonathanthezombie.blogspot.com/2 ... field.html
Actual Garfield comic that was printed during Halloween one year.
by The Nuclear Fist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:11 pm
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:11 pm
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by Old Erisia » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:12 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.
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by Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm
Noobubersland wrote:Avalar wrote:From the moment I met you everything changed
I knew I had to get you whatever the pain
I had to take you and make you mine
I would walk through the desert I would walk down the aisle
I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile
Whatever it takes is fine
Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart
I know your hearts been broken but don't you give up
I'll be there yeah I know it to fix you with love
It hurts me to think that you've ever cried
Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart
Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
And now we'll steal us a car
And we will drive to the stars
I will give you the moon
It's the least I can do
If you give me the chance
Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
You can call me a thief
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
But since you know your part
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
I'm only here
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
So put your hands up
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
(I'm only here)
Coz you stole my heart
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Call me a thief
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz you know your part
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
I'm only here
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart[i][/i]
....Child, I will end you
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Bow down thy soulless cast,
From the earth from whence ye fell far.
The path of smoldering brimstone leads,
To the chamber in which dwells Avalar.
by Nude East Ireland » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.
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by Nude East Ireland » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:He somehow evaded the atomic mines.
Instead, I'm sad to say that Nat has stepped on one, and was injured in the chain-reaction.
Next time, don't bury your mines in my backyard. Did you really expect him to fly out here and run out around in dogshit for "science"?
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