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Alexlantis
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:10 pm

Avalar wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:You need to calm the fuck down.


*breathes hard*

Now, imagine your pain is a great white ball of healing light.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:11 pm

Old Erisia wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:That's pretty awesome.

http://jonathanthezombie.blogspot.com/2 ... field.html

Actual Garfield comic that was printed during Halloween one year.


You ever see the webcomic where they take Garfield and Odie out of Garfield comics?

Funny stuff.

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I'll kill you, you little bastard. I'll kill you right now. Hold still.


Take it to the chess board.


I do want to kick his ass at chess right now, but I'm busy with an RP and my blog.
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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:11 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:An easy guideline is if they look like me they're attractive.
*nods*

If they look like a talking skull, they're attractive?


Yes, there are some sexy skulls.

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Yoite wrote:
:rofl:

I'd probably enjoy it ;)

Much like cleaning gutters

Gutter cleaning! Now!
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I'm going *heads off to clean gutters*

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Noobubersland wrote:....Are you sure you're not a 13 year old girl

Or a 41 year old mother who wishes she was 13?


He'd be a Milf.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:11 pm

Oh dear, Avalar is here.
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Postby Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:11 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:
Yeah. I think I need more alcohol


Well, where does it hurt?


I'm not sure I can share that information on NationStates
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:12 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Hm?

Yeah. I think I need more alcohol

Mmm, booze... :D

Avalar wrote:*breathes hard*

Well, go clean yourself up then! :p
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Postby Forsher » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:12 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Forsher wrote:
Except the crucial boy-band factor of not-playing instruments...


And being non-shitty.


To be honest I like The Kinks more.
That it Could be What it Is, Is What it Is

Stop making shit up, though. Links, or it's a God-damn lie and you know it.

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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:12 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.


*pats on back very carefully* I'm sorry
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Postby Old Erisia » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:12 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Well, where does it hurt?


I'm not sure I can share that information on NationStates

Stop jerking or visit a clinic.
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Postby Astrolinium » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:12 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Well, where does it hurt?


I'm not sure I can share that information on NationStates


If you mean your bunghole, I believe Yuktova has some experience with pain in that area.
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Postby Dyakovo » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:13 pm

Old Erisia wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:I know its significantly different from mine...

I don't know, you have have a "grizzled Frank Black" look about you. Not exactly "attractive" but not "unattractive".

I of course like em older, generally >_>

That's not really what I meant... But thanks, I guess...

I was commenting on the fact that you like guys, whereas I do not...
Although I can think of 1 guy who I might be tempted to go gay for.
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Postby The Realm of God » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:13 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.


Yes. That's all I will say.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:13 pm

Forsher wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And being non-shitty.


To be honest I like The Kinks more.


Never heard of them. They sound like something limited to your little islands.
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From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:13 pm

Old Erisia wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:
I'm not sure I can share that information on NationStates

Stop jerking or visit a clinic.


That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there
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Postby Dyakovo » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:13 pm

Noobubersland wrote:
Avalar wrote:
I swear I would bitch slap you to Ireland if you were here right now!

....Are you sure you're not a 13 year old girl

13 year old girls are more mature.
Don't take life so serious... It isn't permanent...
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Postby Dyakovo » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:An easy guideline is if they look like me they're attractive.
*nods*

If they look like a talking skull, they're attractive?

Yup.
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Postby Avalar » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm

Noobubersland wrote:
Avalar wrote:From the moment I met you everything changed
I knew I had to get you whatever the pain
I had to take you and make you mine

I would walk through the desert I would walk down the aisle
I would swim all the oceans just to see you smile
Whatever it takes is fine

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

I know your hearts been broken but don't you give up
I'll be there yeah I know it to fix you with love
It hurts me to think that you've ever cried

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
Every piece of your heart

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart

And now we'll steal us a car
And we will drive to the stars
I will give you the moon
It's the least I can do
If you give me the chance

Oh oh oooh oh so put your hands up
Oh oh oooh oh coz it's a stand up
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
You can call me a thief
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
But since you know your part
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
I'm only here
I'm a thief
I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
So put your hands up
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz it's a stand up
And I won't be leaving 'til I've finished stealing every piece of your heart
(I'm only here)
Coz you stole my heart

(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Call me a thief
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Coz you know your part
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
I'm only here
(Oh oh oooh oh) I'm a thief I'm a thief
Because you stole my heart[i][/i]

....Child, I will end you


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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.

He somehow evaded the atomic mines.

Instead, I'm sad to say that Nat has stepped on one, and was injured in the chain-reaction.
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Postby Yoite » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:Stop jerking or visit a clinic.


That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there


How abut you gently massage it on camera?
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:14 pm

Sautharkrokur wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:Stop jerking or visit a clinic.

That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there

Aww... I hope it goes away soon. :hug:
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:15 pm

Yoite wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there

How abut you gently massage it on camera?

:rofl:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:15 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh dear, Avalar is here.

He somehow evaded the atomic mines.

Instead, I'm sad to say that Nat has stepped on one, and was injured in the chain-reaction.


Next time, don't bury your mines in my backyard. Did you really expect him to fly out here and run out around in dogshit for "science"?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Forsher » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:15 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Forsher wrote:
To be honest I like The Kinks more.


Never heard of them. They sound like something limited to your little islands.


The Kinks.
That it Could be What it Is, Is What it Is

Stop making shit up, though. Links, or it's a God-damn lie and you know it.

The normie life is heteronormie

We won't know until 2053 when it'll be really obvious what he should've done. [...] We have no option but to guess.
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Postby Sautharkrokur » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm

Yoite wrote:
Sautharkrokur wrote:
That's actually why I said it shouldn't hurt... I haven't done anything to irratate it there


How abut you gently massage it on camera?


I did that once. I think it ended up on a website, bit I don't care tbh

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:16 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:He somehow evaded the atomic mines.

Instead, I'm sad to say that Nat has stepped on one, and was injured in the chain-reaction.


Next time, don't bury your mines in my backyard. Did you really expect him to fly out here and run out around in dogshit for "science"?

Ok, ok, I'll just take the mines out of Pennsylvania. Now I don't know where to put them.
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