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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:06 am

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:No, we have managed to keep it together for 2 years, and the church has Wi-fi.....


Well hot damn.

You could mention the mountains all Orthodox women scream in terror at the thought of.

She's seen my dick and balls before, don't worry mate
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:07 am

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:No, we have managed to keep it together for 2 years, and the church has Wi-fi.....


... and now I'm wondering if the flocking masses bring iPads to read the Good Book in their church.

Yes, actually
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Postby Old Erisia » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:07 am

Costa Fiero wrote:
Old Erisia wrote:One's a lot more fun.


Actually, the only good bit about the both of them is when you finish.

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Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:No, we have managed to keep it together for 2 years, and the church has Wi-fi.....


... and now I'm wondering if the flocking masses bring iPads to read the Good Book in their church.
Maybe we'll see a rise in attendance. It's hard to block off a time to read every week.
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Postby Jafas United » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:07 am

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Have you thought about, I dunno, talking to her about it?

You don't understand, She will withhold sex from me

You're not married yet, right? So if you did have sex, wouldn't she being going against her Christian "no sex before marriage" beliefs?
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:08 am

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Noobubersland wrote:You don't understand, She will withhold sex from me

You're not married yet, right? So if you did have sex, wouldn't she being going against her Christian "no sex before marriage" beliefs?

Were going to though, after we both finish school
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Postby Jerusalem and Damascus » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:09 am

Noobubersland wrote:She's seen my dick before, don't worry mate


Oh har-har.

I'm talking about Mount Athos. It's a monastic community known for accepting Orthodox men to stay there for a while. It's an old thing that women would forbid their husbands to go because they'd inevitably end up staying there.
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:10 am

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:She's seen my dick before, don't worry mate


Oh har-har.

I'm talking about Mount Athos. It's a monastic community known for accepting Orthodox men to stay there for a while. It's an old thing that women would forbid their husbands to go because they'd inevitably end up staying there.

Sorry could resist, but seeing as I'm too poor to fly to Greece....
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:10 am

Noobubersland wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Have you thought about, I dunno, talking to her about it?

You don't understand, She will withhold sex from me


Sounds like you're between a rock and a hard, blue place.

Jafas United wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:You don't understand, She will withhold sex from me

You're not married yet, right? So if you did have sex, wouldn't she being going against her Christian "no sex before marriage" beliefs?


Yeah, I'm led to believe this. Also, she's dating an unbeliever, which isn't verbatim a Bad ThingTM in some Christian circles, but is in others.
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:12 am

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Jafas United wrote:You're not married yet, right? So if you did have sex, wouldn't she being going against her Christian "no sex before marriage" beliefs?


Yeah, I'm led to believe this. Also, she's dating an unbeliever, which isn't verbatim a Bad ThingTM in some Christian circles, but is in others.

I'm a Serbian orthodox though, it's cool
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Postby Jerusalem and Damascus » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:13 am

Noobubersland wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Oh har-har.

I'm talking about Mount Athos. It's a monastic community known for accepting Orthodox men to stay there for a while. It's an old thing that women would forbid their husbands to go because they'd inevitably end up staying there.

Sorry could resist, but seeing as I'm too poor to fly to Greece....


Sail there!

Just have her convinced. It fills all spouses with dread.
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Postby The Realm of God » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:15 am

Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:You don't understand, She will withhold sex from me


Sounds like you're between a rock and a hard, blue place.

Jafas United wrote:You're not married yet, right? So if you did have sex, wouldn't she being going against her Christian "no sex before marriage" beliefs?


Yeah, I'm led to believe this. Also, she's dating an unbeliever, which isn't verbatim a Bad ThingTM in some Christian circles, but is in others.


Actualy in Orthodoxy as long as the realationship is faithful and you have an intention to marry at sometime, then it is non-issue.

Also Good Morning.
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Postby Christmahanikwanzikah » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:16 am

Noobubersland wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:


Yeah, I'm led to believe this. Also, she's dating an unbeliever, which isn't verbatim a Bad ThingTM in some Christian circles, but is in others.

I'm a Serbian orthodox though, it's cool


Ah.
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:16 am

Ug, time to go.... I think I'll just post here from my phone
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Postby Jerusalem and Damascus » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:16 am

Noobubersland wrote:Ug, time to go.... I think I'll just post here from my phone


Have fun, and good luck!
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:17 am

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:Ug, time to go.... I think I'll just post here from my phone


Have fun, and good luck!

I better get some luck tonight.....
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Postby Jerusalem and Damascus » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:20 am

Noobubersland wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Have fun, and good luck!

I better get some luck tonight.....


Nyehehehehe.
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:22 am

The Realm of God wrote:Actualy in Orthodoxy as long as the realationship is faithful and you have an intention to marry at sometime, then it is non-issue.

Also Good Morning.

YOU! You were the one to convince her to re-launch her offensive to get me to a Divine Liturgy again!
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:23 am

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:I better get some luck tonight.....


Nyehehehehe.

I will demand it, sexual favors for "saving my soul"
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Postby Jafas United » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:23 am

The Realm of God wrote:Actualy in Orthodoxy as long as the realationship is faithful and you have an intention to marry at sometime, then it is non-issue.

Also Good Morning.

I could be wrong, but in the Lutheran Church, all sins, past, present and future are forgiven once one has accepted Christ as their savior. So if that's the case, it's a massive loophole for us. Especially in matters such as sex.

And Good Morning to you too.
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Postby The Realm of God » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:24 am

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:She's seen my dick before, don't worry mate


Oh har-har.

I'm talking about Mount Athos. It's a monastic community known for accepting Orthodox men to stay there for a while. It's an old thing that women would forbid their husbands to go because they'd inevitably end up staying there.


Becoming a monk? I think I could do it if I got internet access.
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Postby Jerusalem and Damascus » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:25 am

The Realm of God wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Oh har-har.

I'm talking about Mount Athos. It's a monastic community known for accepting Orthodox men to stay there for a while. It's an old thing that women would forbid their husbands to go because they'd inevitably end up staying there.


Becoming a monk? I think I could do it if I got internet access.


That kind of defeats the purpose of being a monk, doesn't it?
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Postby Old Erisia » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:25 am

The Realm of God wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Oh har-har.

I'm talking about Mount Athos. It's a monastic community known for accepting Orthodox men to stay there for a while. It's an old thing that women would forbid their husbands to go because they'd inevitably end up staying there.


Becoming a monk? I think I could do it if I got internet access.

Choose the right order and you get a sweet free haircut
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Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

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Postby Old Erisia » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:26 am

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
The Realm of God wrote:
Becoming a monk? I think I could do it if I got internet access.


That kind of defeats the purpose of being a monk, doesn't it?

One should always look at what material benefits becoming a monk offers :p
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Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

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Postby Jerusalem and Damascus » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:27 am

Noobubersland wrote:
The Realm of God wrote:Actualy in Orthodoxy as long as the realationship is faithful and you have an intention to marry at sometime, then it is non-issue.

Also Good Morning.

YOU! You were the one to convince her to re-launch her offensive to get me to a Divine Liturgy again!


Pffffahahahahahahaha.

Oh, God, Rog, looks like you've made yourself a mortal enemy.
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Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:29 am

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:YOU! You were the one to convince her to re-launch her offensive to get me to a Divine Liturgy again!


Pffffahahahahahahaha.

Oh, God, Rog, looks like you've made yourself a mortal enemy.

This is beyond being a mortal enemy
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