The Eternal Thread: OMG did I make one of these now?

[Milks Empire]

That sounds ominous. What might happen?

I don't know, she's been living with me for the past 3 days, and her father hasn't been letting her....

Oh dear...
I hope it all works out in the end.

I call shirtless.

... People wear shirts on the beach?

I do. Then again, I burn very easily and don't want to scare everyone else away.

[Lackadaisical2]

**DISCLAIMER** The sand on that beach was kind of big and very round... it didn't pack well, thus the lack of height on my castle there... but it was in Thailand, so I get bonus points anyway.

Which parts the castle?

All of it, you can't just have one wall.

[Astrolinium]

... People wear shirts on the beach?

I do.

Because I'm fat.

I'm not exactly a beanpole either, and I go shirtless.

[Gidgetisms]

You have special friends.

No duh, you're one of them.

what about meeeee?

[Tiami]

Then I know I'm winning.
Now, if I find my shotgun, I can improve my chances of winning......

No weapons are allowed that are bigger than a small dog.
That's the rules.

I'll bring a pistol then.

[Seperates]

Acceptance of reality is the first step to embracing it fully. I love the fact that I am nothing. Gives me the freedom to become something.

I have embraced it. But it cost quite a lot of time and such. I am nothing and I am proud of it

And I found out what makes me tick, so that gives me happiness

I embraced it in junior year. It is calming really.

[Coffee Cakes]

It was already decided to be shirtless.

I'm just watching.

And I take the winner to a nice hotel room that night.

Why just the winner?

Now that I think about it...
I'll take the top two...
And you too babe.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I do.

Because I'm fat.

I'm not exactly a beanpole either, and I go shirtless.

Well, I'd like to spare the beach-goers my blubber.

There's a lot, and it flaps. Not pleasant.

You have special friends.

No duh, you're one of them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

No duh, you're one of them.

what about meeeee?

You too.

[Coffee Cakes]

No weapons are allowed that are bigger than a small dog.
That's the rules.

I'll bring a pistol then.

No bullets though.
BBs at worst.

[Ende]

What the fuck did you just accuse me of?

I'm so confused right now.

I'd tell you, but it's something you can only imagine being done by Vlad during a particularly bad night.

In other words, not PG-13.

Now I really want to know.

TG?

[The Blaatschapen]

... People wear shirts on the beach?

My grandfather and my father do. Never understood why.

Sun burns. Or shy because of not having abs.

I do it too, even when I was young (so before I gained a couple of pounds). Mostly to avoid the burns.

[Mosasauria]

For a short time, I was happy with it. Now, I just... I can't stand the thought of being nothing. Probably because even when I assumed I was something, I was nothing.

Life is about the small things. The breeze on a warm day. The touch of a lover's skin. The claws of your cat scratching your leg because feeding time is in 8 minutes.

Small things.

I can only experience two of the three that you mentioned.
But, nonetheless, I am somehow incapable of appreciating the small things(Along with many other things). My most treasured memories in life are the biggest things that have happened to me.

[Lackadaisical2]

I do.

Because I'm fat.

I'm not exactly a beanpole either, and I go shirtless.

I'm the sexiest motherfucker on the planet and would go without clothes if it were legal... I'm working on convincing the Europeans to make nudity a human right.

[Seperates]

There's a phallus shaped thing right there next to the water. *nods*

Its a remarkable reproduction really.

Doesn't count

[Tiami]

Why just the winner?

Now that I think about it...
I'll take the top two...
And you too babe.

I deserve to be both number one and two. I am two winners at once.

[Lackadaisical2]

Its a remarkable reproduction really.

Doesn't count

Anyway, my disclaimer explains why there weren't any tall towers, the sand was truly unsuitable for the task.

[The Blaatschapen]

I have embraced it. But it cost quite a lot of time and such. I am nothing and I am proud of it

And I found out what makes me tick, so that gives me happiness

I embraced it in junior year. It is calming really.

That was quite early. But yeah, it is calming

[Tiami]

My grandfather and my father do. Never understood why.

Sun burns. Or shy because of not having abs.

I do it too, even when I was young (so before I gained a couple of pounds). Mostly to avoid the burns.

Well, my dad's in excellent condition and he doesn't burn. His abs rival mine.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Good night, NSG.

[Gidgetisms]

....well, you COULD......

Well, I could. But could you? I mean, with the whole 'no sex before marriage' thing, it is quite hard to do something, isn't it?

and who's to say that I wouldnt risk disciplinary action for sex?

[Lackadaisical Hopes]

Which parts the castle?

All of it, you can't just have one wall.

Oh! That looks like a.... :/

[Ende]

I do.

Because I'm fat.

I'm not exactly a beanpole either, and I go shirtless.

I'm actually decently fit, but I wear a shirt.

It feels uncomfortable without one.

[Individuality-ness]

That's pretty depressing.... *adds this thought to her cynical arsenal*

It is.

Don't dwell on the thought too much. I speak from experience here

Just enjoy what you do.

Yeah, I know. But the existentialism train of thought crosses my mind quite often...

That would be an interesting chemistry project: the perfect mixture for a sand castle.

Death, genocide, and destruction are usually the cooler parts of any book one reads.

Actually physics, or to be more specific, geotechnical engineering.

OK, good... I just didn't want to shock you.

Good point. Of course, I'm not an engineering major, but still...

It's a proven fact* that the most exciting parts are when people are killed off. That's why Twilight was so boring.

* It isn't really a fact... it's more personal preference. But many people agree with me on this point.

That's pretty depressing.... *adds this thought to her cynical arsenal*

It really isn't to me, for other depressing reasons. You never thought of that until now?

I've thought about it before. I just never applied it to sand castles.

[Coffee Cakes]

Good night, NSG.

Night Nat.