The Eternal Thread: Are We There Yet!?

[Yuktova]

Yeah, 15 is pretty young in the grand scheme of things. I'm pretty mature for my age, so that makes up for it.

*waves around cane* I remember when I was your age, I could buy a cone of ice cream with a penny. *nods*

Dang, old man Jenkins? Is that you?

[Creative Vikings]

My mother is naturally dark, and they seem to think she's Greek. She's nearly pure Irish.

I'm Romani.

You must dance in a dress in front of the guards while I steal their treasure.

Obligatory post of befuddlement

It's obligatory? Okay then:

It is

Well now that you mention it, sure.
I don't know about the pleasuring though.

So you expect her to dress up for your pleasure, but are unwilling to pleasure her in return?
Ungrateful little wretch...

I can google search better Deadpool women is what I was talking about. All this talk you go on about pleasure is making me question my sexual preferences.

[Yoite]

*waves around cane* I remember when I was your age, I could buy a cone of ice cream with a penny. *nods*

Dang, old man Jenkins? Is that you?

;_; you don't remember your own grandfather charlie?

[Coffee Cakes]

I did.

*yawn* I'm sleepy and my legs are cramped

D'aww.
Except for the leg cramps.
Those aren't fun.

[Milks Empire]

Did someone say alcohol?

[The Nuclear Fist]

You must dance in a dress in front of the guards while I steal their treasure.

That's incredibly racist.

[Yuktova]

Dang, old man Jenkins? Is that you?

;_; you don't remember your own grandfather charlie?

No, I don't...

[Coffee Cakes]

Did someone say alcohol?

I only have rootbeer here.

[Coffee Cakes]

You must dance in a dress in front of the guards while I steal their treasure.

That's incredibly racist.

forgive him, Cthulhu, for he knows not what he says. *nods*

[Yoite]

*yawn* I'm sleepy and my legs are cramped

D'aww.
Except for the leg cramps.
Those aren't fun.

Depends on how you got them

[Yuktova]

You must dance in a dress in front of the guards while I steal their treasure.

That's incredibly racist.

Especially to us lumberjacks who put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!

[The Nuclear Fist]

That's incredibly racist.

forgive him, Cthulhu, for he knows not what he says. *nods*

It still rouses me to anger.

[Creative Vikings]

You must dance in a dress in front of the guards while I steal their treasure.

That's incredibly racist.

But you must. There's an Italian with a blood feud against the government. He can woo any woman and can jump across rooftops.

[Coffee Cakes]

forgive him, Cthulhu, for he knows not what he says. *nods*

It still rouses me to anger.

D:

*turns away from Cthulhu's wrath*

[Yuktova]

D'aww.
Except for the leg cramps.
Those aren't fun.

Depends on how you got them

HUh?

[Creative Vikings]

That's incredibly racist.

Especially to us lumberjacks who put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!

Brian?

[Yoite]

;_; you don't remember your own grandfather charlie?

No, I don't...

I see how it is.....you're an imposter!

[Coffee Cakes]

D'aww.
Except for the leg cramps.
Those aren't fun.

Depends on how you got them

True.

[The Nuclear Fist]

That's incredibly racist.

But you must. There's an Italian with a blood feud against the government. He can woo any woman and can jump across rooftops.

You clearly were unaware, so allow me to clear things up. That was extremely offensive, and I did not appreciate it. However, I know you're not serious, so I'll pretend it didn't happen.

[Yoite]

Depends on how you got them

True.

Like biking, that's always fun.

[Novaya Tselinoyarsk]

forgive him, Cthulhu, for he knows not what he says. *nods*

It still rouses me to anger.

Question is whether is fighting anger, or I shall challenge you to a duel anger. Yes, it is different. Somehow. I don't know how, but it is.

[Yoite]

Depends on how you got them

HUh?

The innuendo isn't supposed to make sense.

[Creative Vikings]

But you must. There's an Italian with a blood feud against the government. He can woo any woman and can jump across rooftops.

You clearly were unaware, so allow me to clear things up. That was extremely offensive, and I did not appreciate it. However, I know you're not serious, so I'll pretend it didn't happen.

It's all a reference to Assassin's Creed.
I have been taught that it's a norm here to be culturally insensitive. Sheep joke directed at me for example.

[Milks Empire]

Did someone say alcohol?

I only have rootbeer here.

It'll do.

[Coffee Cakes]

True.

Like biking, that's always fun.

I don't know how to ride a bike. >.>