Ultimate Football (Soccer) Thread (2012-2013)

[Super Bwitain]

No offence Liverpool fans, but I'm surprised as to how you're winning 5-1.

Because we are playing good football and Norwich aren't.

5-2 in the end, slightly disappointing that we conceded twice, but oh well.

[Slembana]

No offence Liverpool fans, but I'm surprised as to how you're winning 5-1.

Because we are playing good football and Norwich aren't.

5-2 in the end, slightly disappointing that we conceded twice, but oh well.

I was surprised at you (Liverpool) winning because you hadn't won a league game prior to today.

EDIT: In addition, BBC Sport says that Giggsy is making his 602nd appearance for Man United today. He's actually made over 900, so that's defintely long. If it something to do with league games, I am sorry.

EDIT 2: What the hell? Man United 0-2 Spurs? Sack Ferguson!

[HC Eredivisie]

EDIT: In addition, BBC Sport says that Giggsy is making his 602nd appearance for Man United today. He's actually made over 900, so that's defintely long. If it something to do with league games, I am sorry.

You better be sorry!

It's 602 Premier League appereances, the rest is CL and other competitions.

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

Because we are playing good football and Norwich aren't.

5-2 in the end, slightly disappointing that we conceded twice, but oh well.

I was surprised at you (Liverpool) winning because you hadn't won a league game prior to today.

EDIT: In addition, BBC Sport says that Giggsy is making his 602nd appearance for Man United today. He's actually made over 900, so that's defintely long. If it something to do with league games, I am sorry.

EDIT 2: What the hell? Man United 0-2 Spurs? Sack Ferguson!

3-2 to Spurs now...get in there AVB!

[Slembana]

I was surprised at you (Liverpool) winning because you hadn't won a league game prior to today.

EDIT: In addition, BBC Sport says that Giggsy is making his 602nd appearance for Man United today. He's actually made over 900, so that's defintely long. If it something to do with league games, I am sorry.

EDIT 2: What the hell? Man United 0-2 Spurs? Sack Ferguson!

3-2 to Spurs now...get in there AVB!

I'm very disappointed. Unbelievable. I'll be bullied at school on Monday. The performance was unnaceptable. Ferguson MUST go.

[Nadkor]

Fucking hate football.

[Nadkor]

The performance was unnaceptable. Ferguson MUST go.

Oh piss off.

12 Premiership titles, 2 European Cups, 5 FA Cups, and 4 League Cups...4 titles in the last 6 years, finished second last season on goal difference (having recorded one of the highest goals and points totals we have so far in the Premiership era), 3 European Cup finals in the last 5 years.

Lose to Spurs at home (for the first time, I'd wager, since before you were born)? MUST go.

As much as I hate football right now, I always hate bullshit "fans" like you far more.

[Samuraikoku]

Fucking hate football.

Believe me anything that happens over there is better that what happens here. Our own football is in tatters.

[Slembana]

OK then, I 've got someone else who hates me here.

Saying "Ferguson out" is my usual reaction to a loss for Man United. The loss was not expected.

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

Fucking hate football.

Just an off day...although losing Vidic for two months is not doing you any favours.

[Farfadillis]

Fucking hate football.

Believe me anything that happens over there is better that what happens here. Our own football is in tatters.

If only you saw Uruguay's....

[DesAnges]

I'm very disappointed. Unbelievable. I'll be bullied at school on Monday. The performance was unnaceptable. Ferguson MUST go.

Oh so, you'll bullied at school. I had that for 5 years as a Liverpool fan. Deal with it or stop supporting football. Find a way to take the piss out of those bullying you for their team.

The performance was unnaceptable. Ferguson MUST go.

Oh piss off.

12 Premiership titles, 2 European Cups, 5 FA Cups, and 4 League Cups...4 titles in the last 6 years, finished second last season on goal difference (having recorded one of the highest goals and points totals we have so far in the Premiership era), 3 European Cup finals in the last 5 years.

Lose to Spurs at home (for the first time, I'd wager, since before you were born)? MUST go.

As much as I hate football right now, I always hate bullshit "fans" like you far more.

How much longer has Ferguson got though? I don't mean I think he should be sacked, the man is the most successful and best British manager who ever lived, but will the Glazers hold off if he doesn't deliver a trophy again this season? Or will he himself walk?

[DesAnges]

OK then, I 've got someone else who hates me here.

Saying "Ferguson out" is my usual reaction to a loss for Man United. The loss was not expected.

Then why say it? You've got to have a good reason for saying it as a joke.

Liverpool fans saying Rodgers Out were trending after first game of the season, but I'm sorry to say not all of them were joking. Learn how to make it seem like a joke and people won't "hate" you.

[Nadkor]

Fucking hate football.

Just an off day...although losing Vidic for two months is not doing you any favours.

Aye, well I'll watch MOTD then go out and have a drink and a dance and see if my current love interest is around and see if he fancies a bit of a fumble and see if things pick up from there.

All is not lost.

[Nadkor]

Oh piss off.

12 Premiership titles, 2 European Cups, 5 FA Cups, and 4 League Cups...4 titles in the last 6 years, finished second last season on goal difference (having recorded one of the highest goals and points totals we have so far in the Premiership era), 3 European Cup finals in the last 5 years.

Lose to Spurs at home (for the first time, I'd wager, since before you were born)? MUST go.

As much as I hate football right now, I always hate bullshit "fans" like you far more.

How much longer has Ferguson got though? I don't mean I think he should be sacked, the man is the most successful and best British manager who ever lived, but will the Glazers hold off if he doesn't deliver a trophy again this season? Or will he himself walk?

As long as he wants, I imagine. He's like Wenger. Well, like Wenger with the added bonus of his support for them being only thing that gives the owners even the modicum of legitimacy that they almost have.

He's untouchable. I think.

[Samuraikoku]

Believe me anything that happens over there is better that what happens here. Our own football is in tatters.

If only you saw Uruguay's....

How many Uruguayan teams risk relegation? Imagine here we have three of the big five (River Plate - yes again, Independiente, San Lorenzo) dangerously bordering that zone, and the other two (Boca Juniors, Racing) aren't nowhere near desirable performances.

[DesAnges]

How much longer has Ferguson got though? I don't mean I think he should be sacked, the man is the most successful and best British manager who ever lived, but will the Glazers hold off if he doesn't deliver a trophy again this season? Or will he himself walk?

As long as he wants, I imagine. He's like Wenger. Well, like Wenger with the added bonus of his support for them being only thing that gives the owners even the modicum of legitimacy that they almost have.

He's untouchable. I think.

You hope.

[Nadkor]

As long as he wants, I imagine. He's like Wenger. Well, like Wenger with the added bonus of his support for them being only thing that gives the owners even the modicum of legitimacy that they almost have.

He's untouchable. I think.

You hope.

No need to hope


(He would have the added bonus of making Premier League managers 100% more attractive as a group)

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

Just an off day...although losing Vidic for two months is not doing you any favours.

Aye, well I'll watch MOTD then go out and have a drink and a dance and see if my current love interest is around and see if he fancies a bit of a fumble and see if things pick up from there.

All is not lost.

That's the spirit!

[Floccinaucini hilipilification]

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then this

then this

Go fuck yourselves The Sun

coys

[Slembana]

OK then.

It's only the start of the season. We'll win the title. Watch out, City! The FA Cup is also on its way to Old Trafford.

[Eastfield Lodge]

this

then this

then this

Go fuck yourselves The Sun

coys

In the Sun article, I love that last quote.

Asked whether United boss Alex Ferguson has an influence over refs, the Spurs boss said: “It’s an interesting question but I paid a very high fine last time and I don’t want to do that again.”

[Slembana]

I shouldn't have posted what I posted. Urgh. I feel crap. Anyway, I hope we (Man United) can hit back from the loss.

[Floccinaucini hilipilification]

this

then this

then this

Go fuck yourselves The Sun

coys

In the Sun article, I love that last quote.

Asked whether United boss Alex Ferguson has an influence over refs, the Spurs boss said: “It’s an interesting question but I paid a very high fine last time and I don’t want to do that again.”

Ha. I thought ManU had a good shout for a penalty today so maybe he paid upfront this time

[Slembana]

I think we should have had at least one penalty today. It seems I am banned from expressing my opinion here.