NATION

PASSWORD

The Eternal Thread - Where's the Off Switch?

A resting-place for threads that might have otherwise been lost.

Advertisement

Remove ads

Topic locked
User avatar
Noobubersland
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6170
Founded: Feb 10, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:00 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:1: WTF
2: Did you make eye contact during it?
3: Was this in rural bumfuckton or something?
4: Again, WTF?

With the horses or each other? And yes, this was on an associate's farm.

Each other
Grand-Duc de Languedoc, Under Roi J&D I
Top
User avatar
Individuality-ness
Post Czar
 
Posts: 37712
Founded: Mar 02, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Individuality-ness » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:00 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*blink* Why would you do that?

I don't understand the question.

Why would you and your friend cut off genitalia off dead horses and slap each other with them? For fun?
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
Poetry Thread | How to Not Rape | Aspergers v. Assburgers | You Might be an Altie If... | Factbook/Extension
Top
User avatar
Celebrity Sex Scandal
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1454
Founded: Jun 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Celebrity Sex Scandal » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:00 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
Vlad, what in God's name is going on in your mind?

The time a friend and I cut the genitalia off a couple of dead horses and slapped each other with the severed genitalia.

Sounds like fun.
Circasia wrote:My little brother once had a disability. But then my mother had an abortion.
Top
User avatar
The Nuclear Fist
Post Czar
 
Posts: 33214
Founded: May 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:01 pm

Noobubersland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:With the horses or each other? And yes, this was on an associate's farm.

Each other

Yes.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
Top
User avatar
Lackadaisical2
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 50831
Founded: Mar 03, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:01 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:It also mentions age, but they base rates off of that too.

Statistically, I can see why. But why gender? Even if we're "slightly" better, that shouldn't make a difference in basing rates, especially if it's only statistically significant in the teen years and early adulthood.

I don't know how big the difference is, but I've always been under the impression thats its quite significant, and they're trying to make as much as they can, they will use as sophisticated an analysis as is feasible and legal.

*shrug*

A little looking turns up this site (http://www.insweb.com/auto-insurance/me ... rates.html) which would suggest the differences aren't actually based on sex, although I know its taken into account.
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
Top
User avatar
The Nuclear Fist
Post Czar
 
Posts: 33214
Founded: May 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:01 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:I don't understand the question.

Why would you and your friend cut off genitalia off dead horses and slap each other with them? For fun?

Because shut up, it was fun.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
Top
User avatar
Celebrity Sex Scandal
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1454
Founded: Jun 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Celebrity Sex Scandal » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:02 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:I don't understand the question.

Why would you and your friend cut off genitalia off dead horses and slap each other with them? For fun?

That's a lot of genitalia.
Circasia wrote:My little brother once had a disability. But then my mother had an abortion.
Top
User avatar
The Nuclear Fist
Post Czar
 
Posts: 33214
Founded: May 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:02 pm

Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The time a friend and I cut the genitalia off a couple of dead horses and slapped each other with the severed genitalia.

Sounds like fun.

It was hysterical, especially when the guy whose farm we were on stumbled on us doing this and vomited.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
Top
User avatar
Noobubersland
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6170
Founded: Feb 10, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Noobubersland » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:02 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:Each other

Yes.

I.... I could not look at any of my friends and hit him/her with a severed horse cock....
Grand-Duc de Languedoc, Under Roi J&D I
Top
User avatar
Lackadaisical2
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 50831
Founded: Mar 03, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Lackadaisical2 » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:02 pm

Dinner time. ^_^
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
Top
User avatar
The Nuclear Fist
Post Czar
 
Posts: 33214
Founded: May 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:03 pm

Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Why would you and your friend cut off genitalia off dead horses and slap each other with them? For fun?

That's a lot of genitalia.

If I had a single leu for every time someone has said that to me, I'd be a millionaire. :lol2:
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
Top
User avatar
Milks Empire
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21069
Founded: Aug 02, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Milks Empire » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:03 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:I need a shower (among a few other matters of personal hygiene) so I can GET READY TO STUMBLE!!!!!! :p
Be back in about an hour. :D

You take hour-long showers? O.o

No. I just had a few other personal hygiene matters that generally get handled in tandem. And it turns out there is a face under all that hair! :D

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:'Allo, 'allo, folks. 'Evening and all that. Friends seen and drooled over in one case, groceries purchased and put away, and new Sherlock Holmes bluray acquired. Life is good. ^_^

'Ello there again, Nathi. =^_^=
Top
User avatar
Wazkyraque
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12527
Founded: May 23, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Wazkyraque » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:03 pm

Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:The time a friend and I cut the genitalia off a couple of dead horses and slapped each other with the severed genitalia.


You and a friend, or you and someone you wanted answers out of?

Seriously, that could be an interrogation technique.

It was once a public torture called pizzling or something, actually.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
Top
User avatar
Lackadaisical Hopes
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8454
Founded: Apr 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lackadaisical Hopes » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:03 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Dinner time. ^_^

Lunch time!
The cutiest lil kiwi you ever saw!
No I am not Lackadaisical2
I used to be Chatkasatan.
Hella Old
Bi

Lackadaisical2 wrote: Mm, now I miss Chat, she is a bundle of fun wrapped in sexy.
Grenartia wrote:I swear, if I'm the God of Kinky, then you're the Goddess.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Joshy was right about Chatty. You can't help but feel naughty when you're caught in her sexy tractor beam. :lol:
Big Jim P wrote:Nana is my mother, Chat is my daughter, and Roan is my very surprised wife.
New Maldorainia wrote:I shall name you Daisy.
Top
User avatar
Celebrity Sex Scandal
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1454
Founded: Jun 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Celebrity Sex Scandal » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:03 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:Sounds like fun.

It was hysterical, especially when the guy whose farm we were on stumbled on us doing this and vomited.

Did you pat his head with the genitalia and whisper, "it's okay" to him?
Last edited by Celebrity Sex Scandal on Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:04 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Circasia wrote:My little brother once had a disability. But then my mother had an abortion.
Top
User avatar
The Nuclear Fist
Post Czar
 
Posts: 33214
Founded: May 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:03 pm

Noobubersland wrote:I.... I could not look at any of my friends and hit him/her with a severed horse cock....

This is going in the awesome quotes thread.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
Top
User avatar
Yoite
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16985
Founded: Sep 09, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Yoite » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:03 pm

*sniff* Smells like a fresh thread.
<NO PROBLEM IS INSOLUBLE IN ALL CONCEIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCES.> - Cosmic AC
Top
User avatar
Avalar
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8961
Founded: Oct 16, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Avalar » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:04 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Celebrity Sex Scandal wrote:Sounds like fun.

It was hysterical, especially when the guy whose farm we were on stumbled on us doing this and vomited.

Wow, just...wow...um...
NSG's Sexiest Aussie Blonde Surfer, PK, and 1Direction fan boy!

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Bow down thy soulless cast,
From the earth from whence ye fell far.
The path of smoldering brimstone leads,
To the chamber in which dwells Avalar.
Top
User avatar
Astrolinium
Post Czar
 
Posts: 36603
Founded: Mar 05, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Astrolinium » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:04 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
You and a friend, or you and someone you wanted answers out of?

Seriously, that could be an interrogation technique.

It was once a public torture called pizzling or something, actually.


Waz.

Why do you know this?
The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium
Ilia Franchisco Attore, King Attorio Maldive III
North Carolina | NSIndex Page | Embassies
Pop: 3,082 | Tech: MT | DEFCON: 5-4-3-2-1
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
About Me: Ravenclaw, Gay, Cis Male, 5’4”.
"Don't you forget about me."
Ex-Delegate of Ankh Mauta | NSG Sodomy Club
Minor Acolyte of the Vast Jewlluminati Conspiracy™
Top
User avatar
Jerusalem and Damascus
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5632
Founded: Oct 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Jerusalem and Damascus » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:04 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:
You and a friend, or you and someone you wanted answers out of?

Seriously, that could be an interrogation technique.

It was once a public torture called pizzling or something, actually.


Holy shit so it was.
Roman Catholic, Constitutional Monarchist ala the Duma, Political Pluralist, Laissez-Faire Capitalist, Civil Libertarian (Don't have a link for this one -- just let people do as they do, so to speak)
Economic Left/Right: 3.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.00

NUMBER ONE ON KARINZISTAN'S NATION STATES LIST. HELLS YEAH.
Official recipient of Cu Math's "Let's Be Civil" Potato
How physicists I've met seem to function.
Top
User avatar
Milks Empire
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21069
Founded: Aug 02, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Milks Empire » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:04 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:You and a friend, or you and someone you wanted answers out of?
Seriously, that could be an interrogation technique.

It was once a public torture called pizzling or something, actually.

I've never heard of it, and my specialization in history was medieval Europe... but they came up with enough other fucked-up shit during that period that such wouldn't surprise me.

Lackadaisical Hopes wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Dinner time. ^_^

Lunch time!

What kind of noms are we talking?
Top
User avatar
Individuality-ness
Post Czar
 
Posts: 37712
Founded: Mar 02, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Individuality-ness » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:05 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Statistically, I can see why. But why gender? Even if we're "slightly" better, that shouldn't make a difference in basing rates, especially if it's only statistically significant in the teen years and early adulthood.

I don't know how big the difference is, but I've always been under the impression thats its quite significant, and they're trying to make as much as they can, they will use as sophisticated an analysis as is feasible and legal.

*shrug*

A little looking turns up this site (http://www.insweb.com/auto-insurance/me ... rates.html) which would suggest the differences aren't actually based on sex, although I know its taken into account.

Huh. So I'm expected to pay around 10% less than my brother when it's time for insurance due to gender and other issues?

I always assumed that I'd pay the same amount as my best guy friend for insurance if our records were similar...
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
Poetry Thread | How to Not Rape | Aspergers v. Assburgers | You Might be an Altie If... | Factbook/Extension
Top
User avatar
Lackadaisical Hopes
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8454
Founded: Apr 01, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Lackadaisical Hopes » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:05 pm

Yoite wrote:*sniff* Smells like a fresh thread.

No it doesn't. It smells like dead horse cock.
The cutiest lil kiwi you ever saw!
No I am not Lackadaisical2
I used to be Chatkasatan.
Hella Old
Bi

Lackadaisical2 wrote: Mm, now I miss Chat, she is a bundle of fun wrapped in sexy.
Grenartia wrote:I swear, if I'm the God of Kinky, then you're the Goddess.
New England and The Maritimes wrote:Joshy was right about Chatty. You can't help but feel naughty when you're caught in her sexy tractor beam. :lol:
Big Jim P wrote:Nana is my mother, Chat is my daughter, and Roan is my very surprised wife.
New Maldorainia wrote:I shall name you Daisy.
Top
User avatar
Wazkyraque
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12527
Founded: May 23, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Wazkyraque » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:05 pm

Noobubersland wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Yes.

I.... I could not look at any of my friends and hit him/her with a severed horse cock....

I could, probably, sounds like a fun way to loose a few of my more dickish friends. xD
Last edited by Wazkyraque on Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Everything takes time. Bees have to move very fast to stay still."
Top
User avatar
The Nuclear Fist
Post Czar
 
Posts: 33214
Founded: May 02, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:05 pm

Avalar wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:It was hysterical, especially when the guy whose farm we were on stumbled on us doing this and vomited.

Wow, just...wow...um...

*slaps*
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
Top
PreviousNext
Topic locked

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Archives

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group

Advertisement

Remove ads