The Eternal Thread - Where's the Off Switch?

[Knoxcrest]

Was rewatching Full Metal Jacket for god knows how many times, when it struck me.

R. Lee Ermey should get in a fight with Chuck Norris.

[Homosexy]

meow

[Immoren]

Oh, how things have changed since I was a boy.

You were a boy once?
I thought you just always were here.

[Kryozerkia]

I don't know, am I?

I don't know either, that's why I'm asking.

You'd know if I was and I won't tell you because that's just another part of my ultimate evil scheme. The less you know, the more I know and the less you can do about it. You see, it's genius. If I don't say if I'm threatening you then everything is either not a threat or it is. Or, this is just one hell of a convoluted thread of logic that is designed to make your brain hurt. I can do this all day...

[Laerod]

Hi tech
Low life
Hi tech
Low life..

Erasing the mortal coil with the new flesh.

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

Oh, how things have changed since I was a boy.

For the better, right?

[Immoren]

Oh, how things have changed since I was a boy.

For the better, right?

Or course.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Oh, how things have changed since I was a boy.

You were a boy once?
I thought you just always were here.

Even the universe had a beginning.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Oh, how things have changed since I was a boy.

For the better, right?

Sometimes, I don't know.

[Coffee Cakes]

Hello NSG.

Love that new thread scent.
Also, KRYO! Nice OP.

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

For the better, right?

Sometimes, I don't know.

Well, the happier the better.

[Samuraikoku]

meow

Well met, Ms. Shellby.

You'd know if I was and I won't tell you because that's just another part of my ultimate evil scheme. The less you know, the more I know and the less you can do about it. You see, it's genius. If I don't say if I'm threatening you then everything is either not a threat or it is. Or, this is just one hell of a convoluted thread of logic that is designed to make your brain hurt. I can do this all day...

I can do this all day too.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Sometimes, I don't know.

Well, the happier the better.

There once was a boy,
A mechanical thing.
He never felt joy,
He was simply a programmed being.

[Kryozerkia]

You'd know if I was and I won't tell you because that's just another part of my ultimate evil scheme. The less you know, the more I know and the less you can do about it. You see, it's genius. If I don't say if I'm threatening you then everything is either not a threat or it is. Or, this is just one hell of a convoluted thread of logic that is designed to make your brain hurt. I can do this all day...

I can do this all day too.

A movie trailer? Oh yawn... how terribly dull and uncreative, hero. Surely you can do better than that? While you sit in the corner and think about what you did - yes, you were a bad hero. Tsk.. real bad. Truly bad. I must say I am disappointed in your attempts to be creative. With all your free time surely you could've bested me. Alas, you didn't and now you shall sit in the corner and ponder your error while I go off to shower. But, don't try anything foolish, for I have more bodyguards than you can count.

[Immoren]

You were a boy once?
I thought you just always were here.

Even the universe had a beginning.

I meant that you just appeared as fully grown-up person same time as universe began.

[Samuraikoku]

A movie trailer? Oh yawn... how terribly dull and uncreative, hero. Surely you can do better than that?

Yes.

That's just the exact strategy to counter yours.

[Kryozerkia]

A movie trailer? Oh yawn... how terribly dull and uncreative, hero. Surely you can do better than that?

Yes.

That's just the exact strategy to counter yours.

...Are you proud of yourself?

[The Nuclear Fist]

Even the universe had a beginning.

I meant that you just appeared as fully grown-up person same time as universe began.

I have lived to see my children blossom into cosmos after cosmos, their children becoming stars and planets, white holes and black holes. Many have died, and many have been born. I have seen gods rise and fall, victims of the entropy they believed themselves to be immune to.

And even as I stand, powerful and clear of mind, I know that I am victim to it, too.

[Samuraikoku]

...Are you proud of yourself?

No.

[Dorlania]

Kitty, what do you want

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

Kitty, what do you want

The cat wants your mind, and your soul.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Kitty, what do you want

The cat wants your mind, and your soul.

And your body.

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

The cat wants your mind, and your soul.

And your body.

No, that's what I want. :3

[The Nuclear Fist]

And your body.

No, that's what I want. :3

[Norstal]

Yes.

That's just the exact strategy to counter yours.

...Are you proud of yourself?

I dub thee "Kryozerkia, destroyer of egos."