Topic is Eternal, Thread Life is Short - Get Your Chat On

[Astrolinium]

I'm getting grey hairs.

That's just not right.

Just a few days after Chris said he was getting his first gray hairs.
You two are gonna be old men on a porch in rocking chairs, I just know it.

And dammit Astro - mah biscuit!

Not anymore, I'm afraid.

[Individuality-ness]

*takes out a whip* You really, really don't want me to corrupt you.

Oh yes I do, but corrupting me will be tough.

There's always a weak spot. I just know it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Whenever I go to an airport the security always checks me several times and checks my bags several times and acts generally suspicious.

[Individuality-ness]

*takes out a whip* You really, really don't want me to corrupt you.

Milks, please don't kill me... please... I'll give you ice cream!

I think it would be 'fun'.
I have a cattle prod too...

Hard core now? Okay, I bring out... oatmeal.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm getting grey hairs.

That's just not right.

Just a few days after Chris said he was getting his first gray hairs.
You two are gonna be old men on a porch in rocking chairs, I just know it.

*Rocking*
"So I beat up four terrorists today using only my feet."
"You used both feet? And only four?"
"Yeah, I'm getting on in years."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Oh yes I do, but corrupting me will be tough.

There's always a weak spot. I just know it.

Yes, but those spots aren't fit for the forum.

[Milks Empire]

And dammit Astro - mah biscuit!

Not anymore, I'm afraid.

*sneaks in, grabs biscuit, and saves it for Lovey*

[Astrolinium]

Just a few days after Chris said he was getting his first gray hairs.
You two are gonna be old men on a porch in rocking chairs, I just know it.

*Rocking*
"So I beat up four terrorists today using only my feet."
"You used both feet? And only four?"
"Yeah, I'm getting on in years."

[Creative Vikings]

Awww, don't , the age thing, remember? He's all yours.

If I agreed.

I want to know more about Nathi's daughter now.

*Seeks attention*

[Coffee Cakes]

And dammit Astro - mah biscuit!

Not anymore, I'm afraid.

*takes the biscuit*

Sorry, I'm afraid it's not kosher, in both senses of the word.

[Gidgetisms]

There's always a weak spot. I just know it.

Yes, but those spots aren't fit for the forum.

ewwwwwww

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nathi's children clearly need to come to NS.

I myself will make sure my son never finds this website.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

I want to know more about Nathi's daughter now.

She's 19, adorable, an artist, photographer, writer who wants to study psychology. We bleached her dark brown hair a while ago, and this past weekend added aqua blue underneath like she wanted. I think it's a little crazy, but it works on her - it's very 'her' all things considered.

And I get all sorts of mama-bear when it comes to my kids. All. Sorts. Daughter even warns potential boyfriends that it is not her father they need to worry about. It's me. And for damn good reason.

[Astrolinium]

Not anymore, I'm afraid.

*takes the biscuit*

Sorry, I'm afraid it's not kosher, in both senses of the word.

This is my "I give a fuck about what is and is not kosher" face.

Do you see this face?

No, you don't, because I don't give a fuck about what is and is not kosher.

**snatches the biscuit back, nurses it like a kitten**

[Tmutarakhan]

*judges*
* finds the defendant guilty of being a teenager*

What's the sentence?

Since he's 16, he has somewhat over three years more to serve.

[Individuality-ness]

Nathi's children clearly need to come to NS.

I myself will make sure my son never finds this website.

They will, eventually... NSG is always seeking new souls to devour!

[Milks Empire]

Awww, don't , the age thing, remember? He's all yours.

If I agreed.

[Astrolinium]

Nathi's children clearly need to come to NS.

I myself will make sure my son never finds this website.

I thought you already have an account saved up for him to use in thirteen years?

[Freelanderness]

Well I find flying isn't quite as fun as driving. Maybe that's just my fear of heights speaking though. (And possible dislike of crowds, which are very common in airports).
Which airports?

calgary, edmonton, and toronto

ditto for me, minus edmonton.

[Milks Empire]

Nathi's children clearly need to come to NS.

I myself will make sure my son never finds this website.

I thought you already have an account saved up for him to use in thirteen years?

Oh dear... Nightkill, Jr.

[Dyakovo]

Whenever I go to an airport the security always checks me several times and checks my bags several times and acts generally suspicious.

The TSA doesn't trust Pakistanis
*nods*

[Coffee Cakes]

*takes the biscuit*

Sorry, I'm afraid it's not kosher, in both senses of the word.

This is my "I give a fuck about what is and is not kosher" face.

Do you see this face?

No, you don't, because I don't give a fuck about what is and is not kosher.

**snatches the biscuit back, nurses it like a kitten**

Dang it.

Uh... the biscuit was made by a White Sox fan!
*steals biscuit and flees*

[Milks Empire]

Whenever I go to an airport the security always checks me several times and checks my bags several times and acts generally suspicious.

The TSA doesn't trust Pakistanis
*nods*

You just called Nightkill a Pakistani... Oh shi-

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Nathi's children clearly need to come to NS.

I myself will make sure my son never finds this website.

I thought you already have an account saved up for him to use in thirteen years?

And I have glanced through some of the posts in Elfen High and AWB and realised I want my child to be able to look at without snickering.

Of course, he'll do that anyway when he reaches teenage level. But I plan to just lock him up when that happens.

[Freelanderness]

I'm innocent. I swear.

Goddamn, I'll hire the best lawyers in the world, and you'll be sorry!

Your appeal is denied.
*nods*

No cake for you