*witnesses fights*
*finishes drink and gives tip to waiter then walks to exit*
*someone falls down to the floor*
*stops walking,grabs beer bottle and smashes it into person's face,then kicks face,and spits on face*
*goes back and gives bartender $10,000*
"What's this for?"
"To pay for this"
*Grabs bartender and pulls him toward me*
*pushes tender to ground,grabs bar stool and smashes it on his face*
*Stool breaks into pieces,grabs a large stick,originally part of the stool,and,as the tender gets up,I smash the stick hard onto his back,a noticeable and loud WHACK is heard*
*Barkeep is knocked unconscious,grabs a vodka,takes a few sips,and smashes bottle onto his face*
*walks out to parking lot and starts my car*
*A drunk stumbles out and passes out behind my car*
*backs up and runs over drunk*
*turns 180 degrees to the right*
*drives away,and runs over drunk again*
"Oh yeah,this is only a one-way lot"
*Goes back and drives in the opposite direction,runs over drunk again*
"Aw damn,dropped my phone"
*phone lands on drunk*
*drunk wakes up,and in severe pain,starts to get up*
*backs up car until drunk is right next to me*
"Why thanks for catching it for me,you are so kind"
*opens car door,and smashes drunk's face*
*Cellphone flies off drunk's hands and lands in mine*
*Drives home*
