From Here to Eternity -- Nationstates General Chat Thread

[Lackadaisical2]

I got tenure, fuck this shit.

I would scream that down the hallway every morning at the beginning of the day.

I would punch one student in the stones and another in the ovaries.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I would scream that down the hallway every morning at the beginning of the day.

I would punch one student in the stones and another in the ovaries.

And this is why we don't let you near children, Lacky.

[Coffee Cakes]

that Nat is downright funny over TG...

[Lackadaisical2]

I would punch one student in the stones and another in the ovaries.

And this is why we don't let you near children, Lacky.

Its OK, I have a degree in gynecology.

[Astrolinium]

I got tenure, fuck this shit.

I would scream that down the hallway every morning at the beginning of the day.

You could be like Shaffer at my school. And I could be like Dr. Dave. I remember one day Shaffer came into our Latin class with a stack of elementary school yearbooks from when his class (many members of which are in our Latin class) was in elementary school and began to creep on people's elementary school yearbook pictures with Dr. Dave.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I would scream that down the hallway every morning at the beginning of the day.

You could be like Shaffer at my school. And I could be like Dr. Dave. I remember one day Shaffer came into our Latin class with a stack of elementary school yearbooks from when his class (many members of which are in our Latin class) was in elementary school and began to creep on people's elementary school yearbook pictures with Dr. Dave.

What's he/she teach?

[Cu Math]

I have to decide for my advanced classes for next year: Music Theory, AP History, or Quantum Physics 2? I need to know which career i should choose.

Physicists make more money.

True, but i think if i'm going to pursue that, im going to wait until i at least graduate from High School. A 10th grader taking a college level Physics course was already perturbing enough for the administration, i might just wait a year (and frankly, it meant i didn't sleep)

I have to decide for my advanced classes for next year: Music Theory, AP History, or Quantum Physics 2? I need to know which career i should choose.

Music Theory! Music Theory! Music Theory! Music Theory!

But what career could i make out of it?

I have to decide for my advanced classes for next year: Music Theory, AP History, or Quantum Physics 2? I need to know which career i should choose.

What AP History course are we talking about here? Euro, APUSH, or World?

Theres US and World, but im looking at world

[Astrolinium]

You could be like Shaffer at my school. And I could be like Dr. Dave. I remember one day Shaffer came into our Latin class with a stack of elementary school yearbooks from when his class (many members of which are in our Latin class) was in elementary school and began to creep on people's elementary school yearbook pictures with Dr. Dave.

What's he/she teach?

He's the AP US History teacher.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That's creepy, but expected.

I will never actually teach, of course, at least not English, but they don't have Counseling Psychology courses in elementary schools.

Aw, but it could be fun! Not at an elementary school, but maybe a high school. I could be the band director, Truthy could teach English, and you could teach Psychology.

And I teach Health.

[Astrolinium]

Aw, but it could be fun! Not at an elementary school, but maybe a high school. I could be the band director, Truthy could teach English, and you could teach Psychology.

And I teach Health.

I am shuddering at the thought of what happens during the Sex Ed unit.

[Coffee Cakes]

And I teach Health.

I am shuddering at the thought of what happens during the Sex Ed unit.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What's he/she teach?

He's the AP US History teacher.

I'm now starting to warm to the idea of teaching.

Damn you, Astrolinium!

And I teach Health.

I am shuddering at the thought of what happens during the Sex Ed unit.

"Suzy, come up here and demonstrate with me."

"What?"

"PUT THIS CONDOM ON ME!"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And I teach Health.

I am shuddering at the thought of what happens durinUg the Sex Ed unit.

Or the drug unit and mental health unit.

[Individuality-ness]

Physicists make more money.

True, but i think if i'm going to pursue that, im going to wait until i at least graduate from High School. A 10th grader taking a college level Physics course was already perturbing enough for the administration, i might just wait a year (and frankly, it meant i didn't sleep)

Music Theory! Music Theory! Music Theory! Music Theory!

But what career could i make out of it?

What AP History course are we talking about here? Euro, APUSH, or World?

Theres US and World, but im looking at world

I say take the history course, but that's my opinion, so take that with a grain of salt.

[Astrolinium]

He's the AP US History teacher.

I'm now starting to warm to the idea of teaching.

Damn you, Astrolinium!

Come on, Nat. Once you get tenure you can have students make you cakes and rub kids' heads.

[Lackadaisical2]

cause daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores...

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm now starting to warm to the idea of teaching.

Damn you, Astrolinium!

Come on, Nat. Once you get tenure you can have students make you cakes and rub kids' heads.

I find it hilarious that you think "rub kids' heads" is an attractive prospect for me.

[The Republic of Lanos]

cause daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores...

Has the alcohol kicked in yet...yep.

[Lackadaisical2]

cause daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores...

Has the alcohol kicked in yet...yep.

Yes, yes it has... 16 drinks mofos. Getting drunk is a commitment for me.

[Coffee Cakes]

Has the alcohol kicked in yet...yep.

Yes, yes it has... 16 drinks mofos.

Gosh dang.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He's the AP US History teacher.

I'm now starting to warm to the idea of teaching.

Damn you, Astrolinium!

I am shuddering at the thought of what happens during the Sex Ed unit.

"Suzy, come up here and demonstrate with me."

"What?"

"PUT THIS CONDOM ON ME!"

Kid: Condoms are stupid....
Me: So is being a fifteen year old father, fuckface.

[Individuality-ness]

I am shuddering at the thought of what happens durinUg the Sex Ed unit.

Or the drug unit and mental health unit.

Or, if you were at my school, the Drivers Ed unit... oh invisible forces in the universe, help me...

[The Republic of Lanos]

Has the alcohol kicked in yet...yep.

Yes, yes it has... 16 drinks mofos. Getting drunk is a commitment for me.

Lacky's liver: COME ON LACKY...YOU KNOW I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH SHIT. I SWEAR I WILL FAIL ON YOU AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME UP!

[Lackadaisical2]

Yes, yes it has... 16 drinks mofos.

Gosh dang.

I started at like 8 pm though.

[Lackadaisical2]

Yes, yes it has... 16 drinks mofos. Getting drunk is a commitment for me.

Lacky's liver: COME ON LACKY...YOU KNOW I CAN'T TAKE THIS MUCH SHIT. I SWEAR I WILL FAIL ON YOU AND YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T FUCKED ME UP!

I don't mind death, if it so happens to come upon me.