From Here to Eternity -- Nationstates General Chat Thread

[Individuality-ness]

Don't thank me for the joke. I was just referencing South Park... although that statement still stands.

I knew she was a teacher on South Park. Ms. Choksondik (*snicker snicker*) replaced Mr./Mrs./Mr. Garrison while (s)he wrote the novel that used the word penis over 6,000 times, right?

Yep. Hard to believe that the students missed the joke...

[Astrolinium]

As my Latin teacher says, "The Romans wouldn't just call you 'gay'. They would tell you exactly what act you were doing that made you gay."

Wouldn't they shame you after that if you were the bottom or is that someone else I'm thinking of?

Yeah, it was more being a bottom that was shameful rather than gay sex itself.

[Lackadaisical2]

I'm not a giant... on my back.

It is a hard road to walk. Also, absinthe deserves a real bartender, I mucked this glass all up, but it tastes good.

I get this mental image of you trying to carry me in one arm. Not sure whether that's a pretty sight or not.

It is. Absinthe... is that a type of alcohol?

It would be, I could do it back in the day, but not for far, better to get on my back and I could run, even over slippery ice and through snow with dress shoes I could bear you for miles.

Yes. Its got wormwood, used to be illegal, and its meant to be something... special.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I think I have a new hero.

You'll have to get in line, I'm afraid. He is the guy who said this.
There is a reason that this image exists, after all.

Dr. Dave?

[Norstal]

Dr. Dave?

Dr. Zaius.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

I knew she was a teacher on South Park. Ms. Choksondik (*snicker snicker*) replaced Mr./Mrs./Mr. Garrison while (s)he wrote the novel that used the word penis over 6,000 times, right?

Yep. Hard to believe that the students missed the joke...

Especially considering everything else that didn't get by them.

Wouldn't they shame you after that if you were the bottom or is that someone else I'm thinking of?

Yeah, it was more being a bottom that was shameful rather than gay sex itself.

Fap buddies must have been safe then since there's no bottom there.

[Astrolinium]

You'll have to get in line, I'm afraid. He is the guy who said this.
There is a reason that this image exists, after all.

Dr. Dave?

Yeah. He says he'd prefer we just call him Dave, but that apparently isn't kosher with the school. So we call him Dr. Dave, since he has a doctorate in classical something or other.

[Lackadaisical2]

This thing is 130 proof and I'm goign to keep drinking it until I see weird stuff, so my apologies in advance.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

This thing is 130 proof and I'm goign to keep drinking it until I see weird stuff, so my apologies in advance.

Cool.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Dr. Dave?

Yeah. He says he'd prefer we just call him Dave, but that apparently isn't kosher with the school. So we call him Dr. Dave, since he has a doctorate in classical something or other.

I would demand my students refer to me by last name and every degree I have.

"Dr. Landsville, Bachelor's in Teaching, Master's in English, Doctorate in Assholery, may I go to the bathroom?"

"Piss off, brat, we're spelling conundrum."

[Individuality-ness]

I get this mental image of you trying to carry me in one arm. Not sure whether that's a pretty sight or not.

It is. Absinthe... is that a type of alcohol?

It would be, I could do it back in the day, but not for far, better to get on my back and I could run, even over slippery ice and through snow with dress shoes I could bear you for miles.

Yes. Its got wormwood, used to be illegal, and its meant to be something... special.

That would be interesting, assuming that I don't fall off. You don't sparkle, right?

From what I'm reading on Wiki, it sounds delicious. Something special?

[Astrolinium]

Yeah. He says he'd prefer we just call him Dave, but that apparently isn't kosher with the school. So we call him Dr. Dave, since he has a doctorate in classical something or other.

I would demand my students refer to me by last name and every degree I have.

"Dr. Landsville, Bachelor's in Teaching, Master's in English, Doctorate in Assholery, may I go to the bathroom?"

"Piss off, brat, we're spelling conundrum."

I would stalk you and force you to talk your principal into letting me become that school's band director.

[Lackadaisical2]

It would be, I could do it back in the day, but not for far, better to get on my back and I could run, even over slippery ice and through snow with dress shoes I could bear you for miles.

Yes. Its got wormwood, used to be illegal, and its meant to be something... special.

That would be interesting, assuming that I don't fall off. You don't sparkle, right?

From what I'm reading on Wiki, it sounds delicious. Something special?

I would never let you fall, what kind of man do you take me for? And no fucking sparkles. -.-;

Its pretty good, if one likes liquorice. I dunno, some claim its psychoactive.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Guid nicht, a' body.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I would demand my students refer to me by last name and every degree I have.

"Dr. Landsville, Bachelor's in Teaching, Master's in English, Doctorate in Assholery, may I go to the bathroom?"

"Piss off, brat, we're spelling conundrum."

I would stalk you and force you to talk your principal into letting me become that school's band director.

That's creepy, but expected.

I will never actually teach, of course, at least not English, but they don't have Counseling Psychology courses in elementary schools.

[Cu Math]

I have to decide for my advanced classes for next year: Music Theory, AP History, or Quantum Physics 2? I need to know which career i should choose.

[Astrolinium]

I would stalk you and force you to talk your principal into letting me become that school's band director.

That's creepy, but expected.

I will never actually teach, of course, at least not English, but they don't have Counseling Psychology courses in elementary schools.

Aw, but it could be fun! Not at an elementary school, but maybe a high school. I could be the band director, Truthy could teach English, and you could teach Psychology.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I have to decide for my advanced classes for next year: Music Theory, AP History, or Quantum Physics 2? I need to know which career i should choose.

Physicists make more money.

[Freelanderness]

Does anyone know any characters based off of clocks?

Eg: Cogsworth from beauty and the beast.

[Astrolinium]

I have to decide for my advanced classes for next year: Music Theory, AP History, or Quantum Physics 2? I need to know which career i should choose.

Music Theory! Music Theory! Music Theory! Music Theory!

[Individuality-ness]

That would be interesting, assuming that I don't fall off. You don't sparkle, right?

From what I'm reading on Wiki, it sounds delicious. Something special?

I would never let you fall, what kind of man do you take me for? And no fucking sparkles. -.-;

Its pretty good, if one likes liquorice. I dunno, some claim its psychoactive.

Hey, when you're surrounded by Twilight fans, you have to make sure.

Granted, the psychoactive ingredient that's present can't be in the drink in large amounts I don't think.

[Individuality-ness]

I have to decide for my advanced classes for next year: Music Theory, AP History, or Quantum Physics 2? I need to know which career i should choose.

What AP History course are we talking about here? Euro, APUSH, or World?

[Nationstatelandsville]

That's creepy, but expected.

I will never actually teach, of course, at least not English, but they don't have Counseling Psychology courses in elementary schools.

Aw, but it could be fun! Not at an elementary school, but maybe a high school. I could be the band director, Truthy could teach English, and you could teach Psychology.

"Mr. Landsville, what is an 'Oedipus'?"

"Look, brat, I'm just going to sit here and stream Netlfix on my computer for 180 days without resorting to heroin. If you have a question, shove it up your ass."

"Mr. Landsville, I am the school principal."

"..."

"Yeah."

"Shove it up your ass."

[The Republic of Lanos]

Aw, but it could be fun! Not at an elementary school, but maybe a high school. I could be the band director, Truthy could teach English, and you could teach Psychology.

"Mr. Landsville, what is an 'Oedipus'?"

"Look, brat, I'm just going to sit here and stream Netlfix on my computer for 180 days without resorting to heroin. If you have a question, shove it up your ass."

"Mr. Landsville, I am the school principal."

"..."

"Yeah."

"Shove it up your ass."

I got tenure, fuck this shit.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Mr. Landsville, what is an 'Oedipus'?"

"Look, brat, I'm just going to sit here and stream Netlfix on my computer for 180 days without resorting to heroin. If you have a question, shove it up your ass."

"Mr. Landsville, I am the school principal."

"..."

"Yeah."

"Shove it up your ass."

I got tenure, fuck this shit.

I would scream that down the hallway every morning at the beginning of the day.