From Here to Eternity -- Nationstates General Chat Thread

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Really, sodomized would be a better verb. The word for regular tab A in slot B sex is futuere.

Oh, Latin dirty talk... You never cease to amuse me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I would carry you to school.

Indeed, you've reminded me the value of being true.

That's good because false has no value. It's 0.

I invented 0.

[Astrolinium]

Oh, heavens, no!
I just said I slept with his girlfriend. Even more of an insult since I'm gay, which means I did it purely out of spite.

My girl has standards.

Tu pueros totam noctem fellas.

[Lackadaisical2]

I would carry you to school.

Indeed, you've reminded me the value of being true.

That's good because false has no value. It's 0.

You're fucking terrible man.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My girl has standards.

Tu pueros totam noctem fellas.

Apni gaand teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot.

[The Republic of Lanos]

That's good because false has no value. It's 0.

I invented 0.

*divides Nightkill by 0*
OSHI-

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

Let me in your home, little boy.
I'm your bestest friend, yeah.

Sounds like something a vampiric succubus would say.

*hiss*

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Tu pueros totam noctem fellas.

Apni gaand teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot.

Eich mam Mae gan pidyn!

[The Republic of Lanos]

Sounds like something a vampiric succubus would say.

*hiss*

Come on in!

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

That some grove you got there, freak the beat, yo.

[Astrolinium]

Tu pueros totam noctem fellas.

Apni gaand teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot.

For reference, "Tu pueros totam noctem fellas" wasn't calling you a kiddy-diddler either. It was saying the kiddies are diddling you.

Spero ingentem merdam opprimere te.

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

*hiss*

Come on in!

That is what he said.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Apni gaand teri maa ki bimaar badboodar choot.

For reference, "Tu pueros totam noctem fellas" wasn't calling you a kiddy-diddler either. It was saying the kiddies are diddling you.

Spero ingentem merdam opprimere te.

That's cheerful.

What I said to you was not appropriate for the forum so I'll refrain from a translation. I should stop before I pull out the big guns.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

For reference, "Tu pueros totam noctem fellas" wasn't calling you a kiddy-diddler either. It was saying the kiddies are diddling you.
Spero ingentem merdam opprimere te.

That's cheerful.
What I said to you was not appropriate for the forum so I'll refrain from a translation. I should stop before I pull out the big guns.

Did you catch my post?

[Astrolinium]

For reference, "Tu pueros totam noctem fellas" wasn't calling you a kiddy-diddler either. It was saying the kiddies are diddling you.

Spero ingentem merdam opprimere te.

That's cheerful.

What I said to you was not appropriate for the forum so I'll refrain from a translation. I should stop before I pull out the big guns.

Oh, wow. All I just said was I hope a giant poop crushes you.

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

Yes..

[Individuality-ness]

I'm not that strong. I used to carry a 5lb bag to school every day in addition to my backpack, but that's not much.

At least you gave credit when it's due. Some people don't.

I would carry you to school.

Indeed, you've reminded me the value of being true.

In one hand or in two?

Honesty is one of the best things out there. I'm glad that someone can agree with me on that point.

Well, not yet, but I was just warming up.
The first one was 'a thousand dicks in your ass' and the second was 'go drown in a handful of semen'.

The former sounds incredibly painful. The second... is that even possible?

We still don't know what killed Ms. Choksondik...

[The Republic of Lanos]

Yes..

Yes to what?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That's cheerful.

What I said to you was not appropriate for the forum so I'll refrain from a translation. I should stop before I pull out the big guns.

Oh, wow. All I just said was I hope a giant poop crushes you.

Indians have mastered swearing.

So have Italian Jews if my boss is an example.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

That's cheerful.
What I said to you was not appropriate for the forum so I'll refrain from a translation. I should stop before I pull out the big guns.

Oh, wow. All I just said was I hope a giant poop crushes you.

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

Yes..

Yes to what?

Gotta be quick. Quick and slick.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

The former sounds incredibly painful. The second... is that even possible?

We still don't know what killed Ms. Choksondik...

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Yes to what?

Gotta be quick. Quick and slick.

That's what she said.

[Coffee Cakes]

Well, there's a "maybe" for the party...
And another 2 that can't make it.

[Astrolinium]

Oh, wow. All I just said was I hope a giant poop crushes you.

Indians have mastered swearing.

So have Italian Jews if my boss is an example.

I'm told the Spanish are also good at swears. The Romans were very great at describing sex acts with almost medical precision.