From Here to Eternity -- Nationstates General Chat Thread

[Astrolinium]

Yeah, well, you too, yah bahenchod putz.

Me cago en tu.

Merdam futuaris.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Me cago en tu.

Merdam futuaris.

Hazaar lund teri gaand meh.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Me cago en tu.

Merdam futuaris.

Wo ist mein Bier?

[Astrolinium]

Merdam futuaris.

Hazaar lund teri gaand meh.

Paedicavi amatricem tuam.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magaz ... =1&_r=3&hp

I'm pretty torn on whether this is bullshit or not. It all seems so melodramatic for the fucking Internet, but still.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Hazaar lund teri gaand meh.

Paedicavi amatricem tuam.

Chullu bhar muth mein doob mar.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Hazaar lund teri gaand meh.

Paedicavi amatricem tuam.

Did you just call him a kiddy-diddler in Latin?

[Norstal]

Merdam futuaris.

Wo ist mein Bier?

Boogity boogity boo.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=3&hp

I'm pretty torn on whether this is bullshit or not. It all seems so melodramatic for the fucking Internet, but still.

Thank you for ruining my mood.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Paedicavi amatricem tuam.

Did you just call him a kiddy-diddler in Latin?

I'm not going to translate the shit I said in Hindi.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/03/magazine/03trolls-t.html?pagewanted=1&_r=3&hp

I'm pretty torn on whether this is bullshit or not. It all seems so melodramatic for the fucking Internet, but still.

Thank you for ruining my mood.

Sorry.

[Potarius]

Lurking on NSG before bed. The more that things change, the more they stay the same.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Lurking on NSG before bed. The more that things change, the more they stay the same.

That's a rather poignant oxymoron, as I find myself learning each and every day.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Did you just call him a kiddy-diddler in Latin?

I'm not going to translate the shit I said in Hindi.

That bad?

Lurking on NSG before bed. The more that things change, the more they stay the same.

And speaking of bed, that'll be me very soon.

[Astrolinium]

Paedicavi amatricem tuam.

Did you just call him a kiddy-diddler in Latin?

Oh, heavens, no!
I just said I slept with his girlfriend. Even more of an insult since I'm gay, which means I did it purely out of spite.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

Did you just call him a kiddy-diddler in Latin?

Oh, heavens, no!
I just said I slept with his girlfriend. Even more of an insult since I'm gay, which means I did it purely out of spite.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I'm not going to translate the shit I said in Hindi.

That bad?

Well, not yet, but I was just warming up.

The first one was 'a thousand dicks in your ass' and the second was 'go drown in a handful of semen'.

[Lackadaisical2]

I have no idea how strong you are, but I'm like invincible.

OK, I just didn't want you to think really wrote it... I enjoy the song and its relevant to me, so. *shrug*

I'm not that strong. I used to carry a 5lb bag to school every day in addition to my backpack, but that's not much.

At least you gave credit when it's due. Some people don't.

I would carry you to school.

Indeed, you've reminded me the value of being true.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Did you just call him a kiddy-diddler in Latin?

Oh, heavens, no!
I just said I slept with his girlfriend. Even more of an insult since I'm gay, which means I did it purely out of spite.

My girl has standards.

[Galician-Volhynian Federation]

That bad?

Well, not yet, but I was just warming up.
The first one was 'a thousand dicks in your ass' and the second was 'go drown in a handful of semen'.

The former sounds incredibly painful. The second... is that even possible?

[Astrolinium]

Oh, heavens, no!
I just said I slept with his girlfriend. Even more of an insult since I'm gay, which means I did it purely out of spite.

Really, sodomized would be a better verb. The word for regular tab A in slot B sex is futuere.

[Celebrity Sex Scandal]

Let me in your home, little boy.
I'm your bestest friend, yeah.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Let me in your home, little boy.
I'm your bestest friend, yeah.

Sounds like something a vampiric succubus would say.

[Norstal]

I'm not that strong. I used to carry a 5lb bag to school every day in addition to my backpack, but that's not much.

At least you gave credit when it's due. Some people don't.

I would carry you to school.

Indeed, you've reminded me the value of being true.

That's good because false has no value. It's 0.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Did you just call him a kiddy-diddler in Latin?

Oh, heavens, no!
I just said I slept with his girlfriend. Even more of an insult since I'm gay, which means I did it purely out of spite.

That sounds like a Republican campaign ad.

"Mitt Romney says he's looking out for this country, but look at the kind of people he hires. GAYS! Gays are the anti-thesis of America and God! They'll sleep with your girlfriend just to spite you! See that nice actor-guy, Neil Whatshisface, on TV? HE SLEPT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND! TO PISS YOU OFF! Gays are also prone to aborting babies and having unprotected sex out of wedlock! WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

My name is Rick Santorum, and I endorse this very late message."