Eternity Spins Through Time And Relative Dimensions In Space

[Freelanderness]

No, he's the one with the oral fixation. I doubt my boyfriend right now even knows what oral is.

No I know, I meant it's a quality you seem to appreciate. And just ask him to do it, he knows. He knows.

Wait, doesn't everyone appreciate that? And no, it's not particularly something I look for in a suitor.

*shrugs* I spend more time focusing on people's minds. Gotta have a beautiful mind to be with me.

Hazel eyes are my favourite. Or eyes that change colour. Or guys with long eyelashes. Or expressive eyes.

I've never seen someone with changing eye colour , anyway I'm a bit weird seeing as I have very dark brown hair and very dark green eyes

No, he's the one with the oral fixation. I doubt my boyfriend right now even knows what oral is.

What?! He's missing out....

Um, I guess
The Sex-Ed at French-Catholic schools here is really terrible.

[The Corparation]

I started browsing the internet for a while, the next thing I know I have four tabs open, a Greek Parody of Spiderman on youtube, the Wikipedia Page for Snow White, the Tv Tropes page for Epic Rap Battles of History. Apparently it's been a weird day.

Welcome to NSG's Eternal Thread, your day is about to actually get weird.

[Lackadaisical2]

I'll have to break out the shirtless pics.

Let's see, then!

I run around shirtless all the time, so I guess I shouldn't be shy to post one here... the only one I have on tap is kinda old though. must new picture take.

[Sentinel XV]

Mac Miller is really good.

[Wazkyraque]

You got no leverage on dis bitch!

You're a gay technocrat and your boyfriend lives in Idaho.

You're an easy one.

I live in Iowa, Cornopolis not Potatostan.

[Noobubersland]

Um, I guess
The Sex-Ed at French-Catholic schools here is really terrible.

Ah, a Catholic school. It all makes sense now

[Astrolinium]

Make bigger posters.

Reminds me of my friends name actually. Its bascilyl amounts to A son of B son of C sonf of D son Of....back for several generations. I think lonmg names areawesome.

My full Latin name is Lucius Aelius Roberti filius Phillipi nepos tribu Cornelia Maximus Crux domo Carolina Septentrionale.

[Hetland 2]

I'm back. Hello!

[Church of Thomas Hayden]

That picture is sexy. Feelin' kinda gay now.

Yup. I'd fuck that guy. He's like if Mike Seaver stepped into that coolifying machine built by Steve Urkel that turned him into some sort of suave Peppe Le Pew hypno rapist or something so he could finally put his drill into Laura Winslow.

This isn't even what I was going to post.

[Afen]

I started browsing the internet for a while, the next thing I know I have four tabs open, a Greek Parody of Spiderman on youtube, the Wikipedia Page for Snow White, the Tv Tropes page for Epic Rap Battles of History. Apparently it's been a weird day.

Welcome to NSG's Eternal Thread, your day is about to actually get weird.

Yeah, this was the fourth tab I forgot the mention. Appearantly my head jumped from Greeks to Fairy Tales, to Tvtropes to chat threads on NS.

[Noobubersland]

I'm back. Hello!

Ave!

[New Rogernomics]

Let's see, then!

I run around shirtless all the time, so I guess I shouldn't be shy to post one here... the only one I have on tap is kinda old though. must new picture take.

I have a jacket too, will probably wear it on a cold day like this.

[Noobubersland]

I run around shirtless all the time, so I guess I shouldn't be shy to post one here... the only one I have on tap is kinda old though. must new picture take.

(Image)

I have a jacket too, will probably wear it on a cold day like this.

How cold is it where you live?

[Freelanderness]

Um, I guess
The Sex-Ed at French-Catholic schools here is really terrible.

Ah, a Catholic school. It all makes sense now

His parents are conservative Christians as well, so no education from them either.

[Hetland 2]

Let's see, then!

I run around shirtless all the time, so I guess I shouldn't be shy to post one here... the only one I have on tap is kinda old though. must new picture take.

We are beard and mustache bros... You look like a monsterous badass....

I'm back. Hello!

Ave!

Ave?

[Noobubersland]

Ave!

Ave?

Hail, in Latin. Sort of like a hello

[Noobubersland]

Ah, a Catholic school. It all makes sense now

His parents are conservative Christians as well, so no education from them either.

Poor bastard....

[Hetland 2]

Ave?

Hail, in Latin. Sort of like a hello

Oh... I thought you were calling me Avalar... Ave.

[Lackadaisical2]

That picture is sexy. Feelin' kinda gay now.

Yup. I'd fuck that guy. He's like if Mike Seaver stepped into that coolifying machine built by Steve Urkel that turned him into some sort of suave Peppe Le Pew hypno rapist or something so he could finally put his drill into Laura Winslow.

This isn't even what I was going to post.

Thanks, I think.

I run around shirtless all the time, so I guess I shouldn't be shy to post one here... the only one I have on tap is kinda old though. must new picture take.

We are beard and mustache bros... You look like a monsterous badass....

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty tough. I've been considering getting an eye patch to bring it to the next level though.

[Individuality-ness]

Let's see, then!

I run around shirtless all the time, so I guess I shouldn't be shy to post one here... the only one I have on tap is kinda old though. must new picture take.

*jaw drops* Damn.... tis true!

[Noobubersland]

Hail, in Latin. Sort of like a hello

Oh... I thought you were calling me Avalar... Ave.

Why would I call you that mate?

[The Nuclear Fist]

Well I'll admit,
You can handle it,
Why you almost had me beaten.
But don't try to fake,
This ain't a mistake,
That I shall be repeatin'.

You're intelligent,
A spark of flint,
Your intentions I missed.
But your icy self thaws,
Trapped in my claws,
And you've made me pissed.

Your screams are pleasin',
Your body I'm squeazin',
'Til your head pops off like a cork.
Your heart's on the attack,
From 'ol Uncle Knapsack,
You took the wrong path on the fork.

[Hetland 2]

We are beard and mustache bros... You look like a monsterous badass....

I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty tough. I've been considering getting an eye patch to bring it to the next level though.

I have a beard and mustache. But I'm not tough. I just grow facial hair too fast to bother shaving it all off.

[Freelanderness]

His parents are conservative Christians as well, so no education from them either.

Poor bastard....

Ayyup. He's only dated Catholic girls too. I asked him how far he'd gotten, and then I felt like slut afterwards.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Funnily enough, I've only go the mildest amount of Slav in my ancestry.

Well, the weird combination of Slavic and Romance that I love about Romanian, but I do know that you're Roma (and you have made me stop my "Goddamn gypsies" jokes for fear of you)

I'm both Roma and Romanian.