Eternally Yours - Whassup, mah NSG'ers?

[Milks Empire]

I a sleepeh kitten

*pets teh sleepeh kitteh and offers tuna*

[The Corparation]

Don't worry the day will come when your friends tire of your dating incompetence and will hire you a transsexual shemale hooker.

...I have a boyfriend.

I know I'm joking.

[Liriena]

Well, considering I'm a virgin...

Don't worry the day will come when your friends tire of your dating incompetence and will hire you a transsexual shemale hooker.

I'll take an all-male hooker, thank you very much.
Preferably blonde, and in between jock and twink

[Ende]

Fun fact:

I was originally going to have Nightkill write that. And he was going to have...er, whips.

Now I'm slightly glad he had to leave to work before he could actually write something.

[Wazkyraque]

Oh, for crying out loud! My cat took a shit right besides the dining room table!

I'm gonna kill the bitch! The whole room now stinks...again!

Meh, it's just shit. It could be worse.
My cats haven't ever done that. But one of them got injured recently.

[Milks Empire]

Fun fact:
I was originally going to have Nightkill write that. And he was going to have...er, whips.
Now I'm slightly glad he had to leave to work before he could actually write something.

Nightkill? Do you want to get banned from NS?!

[Ende]

Oh, for crying out loud! My cat took a shit right besides the dining room table!

I'm gonna kill the bitch! The whole room now stinks...again!

I went to bed with the cat on my lap because it fell asleep there and it woke up and took a shit on my chest and pissed on my shirt.

Your argument is invalid.

[Liriena]

I a sleepeh kitten

Soft kitty
warm kitty
little ball of fur

Happy kitty
sleepy kitty
pur pur pur

[Nationstatelandsville]

Fun fact:

I was originally going to have Nightkill write that. And he was going to have...er, whips.

Now I'm slightly glad he had to leave to work before he could actually write something.

Yeah, let's move on.

[Astrolinium]

Fun fact:

I was originally going to have Nightkill write that. And he was going to have...er, whips.

Now I'm slightly glad he had to leave to work before he could actually write something.

Yeah, let's move on.

But this is a fun topic of conversation.

[Condunum]

Awesome :3

...love you


Hey...we never continued our...ahem... *winkwinknudgenudge*

Love you too :3

Ehh... I would, but it's late, and I had an exhausting weekend thus far.

[Milks Empire]

I a sleepeh kitten

Soft kitty
warm kitty
little ball of fur
Happy kitty
sleepy kitty
pur pur pur

I love Soft Kitty!

[Milks Empire]

Yeah, let's move on.

But this is a fun topic of conversation.

I agree with Astro.

[Ende]

Fun fact:

I was originally going to have Nightkill write that. And he was going to have...er, whips.

Now I'm slightly glad he had to leave to work before he could actually write something.

Yeah, let's move on.

Yeahhh.

Let's talk about something that doesn't make me feel inwardly sick by merely thinking about it.

[The Corparation]

Don't worry the day will come when your friends tire of your dating incompetence and will hire you a transsexual shemale hooker.

I'll take an all-male hooker, thank you very much.
Preferably blonde, and in between jock and twink

Aw You're no Fun /anymore.

[Liriena]

Oh, for crying out loud! My cat took a shit right besides the dining room table!

I'm gonna kill the bitch! The whole room now stinks...again!

Meh, it's just shit. It could be worse.
My cats haven't ever done that. But one of them got injured recently.

But she's been shiting all over the house this past few days...She's in heat.

I'm gonna kick her.

[Homosexy]

I a sleepeh kitten

Soft kitty
warm kitty
little ball of fur

Happy kitty
sleepy kitty
pur pur pur

[Milks Empire]

Meh, it's just shit. It could be worse.
My cats haven't ever done that. But one of them got injured recently.

But she's been shiting all over the house this past few days...She's in heat.
I'm gonna kick her.

Horny cats are fucking annoying and nearly impossible to deal with.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yeah, let's move on.

Yeahhh.

Let's talk about something that doesn't make me feel inwardly sick by merely thinking about it.

So, then, certainly not politics nor science fiction nor philosophy.

All I'm left with is NBC sitcoms.

[Liriena]

...love you


Hey...we never continued our...ahem... *winkwinknudgenudge*

Love you too :3

Ehh... I would, but it's late, and I had an exhausting weekend thus far.

Meh, it's ok...I'm cheating on you tonight

Well, if you're tired...sleep and dream with me?

[Astrolinium]

Yeahhh.

Let's talk about something that doesn't make me feel inwardly sick by merely thinking about it.

So, then, certainly not politics nor science fiction nor philosophy.

All I'm left with is NBC sitcoms.

We should have an NSG The Biggest Lo-

That's not a sitcom? What do you mean?

[Homosexy]

Meh, it's just shit. It could be worse.
My cats haven't ever done that. But one of them got injured recently.

But she's been shiting all over the house this past few days...She's in heat.

I'm gonna kick her.

It could be worse. You could be starving in Somalia.

[Liriena]

But she's been shiting all over the house this past few days...She's in heat.
I'm gonna kick her.

Horny cats are fucking annoying and nearly impossible to deal with.

Yeah. At first we thought it was useless to castrate her 'cause she never leaves the house...but I'm so sick of her heats that I'm considering locking her in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

[Nationstatelandsville]

So, then, certainly not politics nor science fiction nor philosophy.

All I'm left with is NBC sitcoms.

We should have an NSG The Biggest Lo-

That's not a sitcom? What do you mean?

Now you're making fat jokes. Ass.

[Cu Math]

So, then, certainly not politics nor science fiction nor philosophy.

All I'm left with is NBC sitcoms.

We should have an NSG The Biggest Lo-

That's not a sitcom? What do you mean?

On NSG....Everyone is a Loser.