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Postby Astrolinium » Sun May 27, 2012 9:16 pm

Cu Math wrote:I hereby bestow a one of a kind shared potato medal toe Ende and Astrolinium: The Vaguely disturbing troll Potato Medal! (Image)
Wear it proudly!
Do you have a speech prepared?


Oh, well, that's just grand, ain't it? Just because I have some Irish heritage, you think it's funny to give me a potato, huh? Do ya, punk? Well, let me tell you something, Cu Math: Racism is not a joke! The Irish have been long abused and discriminated against in this nation, and I will not stand for such blatant hatred!
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Postby The Corparation » Sun May 27, 2012 9:16 pm

War Eagles wrote:
The Corparation wrote:I'm a pro at BSing my way through sports conversations.


I didn't think you liked sports. :unsure:

I don't dislike them but I don't love them. I've found that you can easily get through a sports conversation with a few key words towards the beginning. The sports fan you're talking too will usually og from there and you just have to nod in agreement.
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Postby Yuktova » Sun May 27, 2012 9:17 pm

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You failed to include the TARDIS, by the way. I was disappointed. Such a wasted opportunity.

But I actually deleted the telegram instantly. That wasn't scary, but it was creepy. And poorly-written. Not your best work.


Well, I had to do it quickly and make it sound like Ende - who by his own admission cannot write sex scenes - could have written it.

It can't be that hard writing sex scenes, can it? I mean, I make erotica pretty easy if I'm bored... :oops:
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Postby Norstal » Sun May 27, 2012 9:17 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Cu Math wrote:I hereby bestow a one of a kind shared potato medal toe Ende and Astrolinium: The Vaguely disturbing troll Potato Medal! (Image)
Wear it proudly!
Do you have a speech prepared?


Oh, well, that's just grand, ain't it? Just because I have some Irish heritage, you think it's funny to give me a potato, huh? Do ya, punk? Well, let me tell you something, Cu Math: Racism is not a joke! The Irish have been long abused and discriminated against in this nation, and I will not stand for such blatant hatred!

Fine. Instead of a potato medal, you get a soul gem. Your own soul gem. From Kyubey!

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun May 27, 2012 9:17 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Cu Math wrote:I hereby bestow a one of a kind shared potato medal toe Ende and Astrolinium: The Vaguely disturbing troll Potato Medal! (Image)
Wear it proudly!
Do you have a speech prepared?


Oh, well, that's just grand, ain't it? Just because I have some Irish heritage, you think it's funny to give me a potato, huh? Do ya, punk? Well, let me tell you something, Cu Math: Racism is not a joke! The Irish have been long abused and discriminated against in this nation, and I will not stand for such blatant hatred!


Despite what my hair colors say, I'm mainly Irish.

Give me my damn Lucky Charms, or I will slit your throat. Fucking kids.
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Postby RobCo Industries » Sun May 27, 2012 9:17 pm

Norstal wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Oh, well, that's just grand, ain't it? Just because I have some Irish heritage, you think it's funny to give me a potato, huh? Do ya, punk? Well, let me tell you something, Cu Math: Racism is not a joke! The Irish have been long abused and discriminated against in this nation, and I will not stand for such blatant hatred!

Fine. Instead of a potato medal, you get a soul gem. Your own soul gem. From Kyubey!

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Postby War Eagles » Sun May 27, 2012 9:17 pm

The Corparation wrote:
War Eagles wrote:
I didn't think you liked sports. :unsure:

I don't dislike them but I don't love them. I've found that you can easily get through a sports conversation with a few key words towards the beginning. The sports fan you're talking too will usually og from there and you just have to nod in agreement.


So you're an average fan?

Nothing wrong about that. :hug:
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Postby Liriena » Sun May 27, 2012 9:18 pm

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Pretty good. Had a blast during the first trial for a podcast with Zeth, Jeru and Nemmy. :)

Awesome :3


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Hey...we never continued our...ahem... *winkwinknudgenudge*
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Postby The Corparation » Sun May 27, 2012 9:18 pm

Cu Math wrote:I hereby bestow a one of a kind shared potato medal to Ende and Astrolinium: The Vaguely disturbing troll Potato Medal! (Image)
Wear it proudly!
Do you have a speech prepared?

Image
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun May 27, 2012 9:19 pm

Yuktova wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Well, I had to do it quickly and make it sound like Ende - who by his own admission cannot write sex scenes - could have written it.

It can't be that hard writing sex scenes, can it? I mean, I make erotica pretty easy if I'm bored... :oops:

Well, considering I'm a virgin...
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Postby Cu Math » Sun May 27, 2012 9:20 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Cu Math wrote:I hereby bestow a one of a kind shared potato medal toe Ende and Astrolinium: The Vaguely disturbing troll Potato Medal! (Image)
Wear it proudly!
Do you have a speech prepared?


Oh, well, that's just grand, ain't it? Just because I have some Irish heritage, you think it's funny to give me a potato, huh? Do ya, punk? Well, let me tell you something, Cu Math: Racism is not a joke! The Irish have been long abused and discriminated against in this nation, and I will not stand for such blatant hatred!

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Postby Ende » Sun May 27, 2012 9:21 pm

Cu Math wrote:I hereby bestow a one of a kind shared potato medal to Ende and Astrolinium: The Vaguely disturbing troll Potato Medal! (Image)
Wear it proudly!
Do you have a speech prepared?

Ladies and gentlemen...

Today, I actually did prank. For real. That wasn't horribly nerdy. Like Rickrolling some of the people in my grade. I did that in seventh grade. It was kind of pathetic.

Oh, and for a miraculous five minutes, I beat Nat's sense of reasoning, but probably only because I got waaay too many people in on the joke. I'm honored to accept this potato.

<bows>
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Postby Liriena » Sun May 27, 2012 9:21 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Yuktova wrote:It can't be that hard writing sex scenes, can it? I mean, I make erotica pretty easy if I'm bored... :oops:

Well, considering I'm a virgin...


Hey, my virginity never stopped me from writing erotica ;)

As long as you know the basics, and have good writing skills, anyone can write good erotica (and reading a few M-rated fanfics doesn't hurt)
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Postby Wazkyraque » Sun May 27, 2012 9:21 pm

It seems it's movie night.
I'll probably be off sooner than I want to be off.
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun May 27, 2012 9:22 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Yuktova wrote:It can't be that hard writing sex scenes, can it? I mean, I make erotica pretty easy if I'm bored... :oops:

Well, considering I'm a virgin...

That's why we have imagination! :rofl:
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun May 27, 2012 9:22 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:It seems it's movie night.
I'll probably be off sooner than I want to be off.

Aw foo. :(
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun May 27, 2012 9:22 pm

Liriena wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Well, considering I'm a virgin...


Hey, my virginity never stopped me from writing erotica ;)

As long as you know the basics, and have good writing skills, anyone can write good erotica (and reading a few M-rated fanfics doesn't hurt)


Yeah, but I slapped something together in probably sixty seconds at most.
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Postby Liriena » Sun May 27, 2012 9:22 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Well, considering I'm a virgin...

That's why we have imagination! :rofl:


...and fanfiction.net :lol2:
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Postby Ende » Sun May 27, 2012 9:23 pm

I have to admit, Astro...

That small "excerpt" was damn creepy. :?

Also, I'm impressed how quickly you slapped that together.
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Postby The Corparation » Sun May 27, 2012 9:23 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Yuktova wrote:It can't be that hard writing sex scenes, can it? I mean, I make erotica pretty easy if I'm bored... :oops:

Well, considering I'm a virgin...

Don't worry the day will come when your friends tire of your dating incompetence and will hire you a transsexual shemale hooker.
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Postby Cu Math » Sun May 27, 2012 9:23 pm

Ende wrote:
Cu Math wrote:I hereby bestow a one of a kind shared potato medal to Ende and Astrolinium: The Vaguely disturbing troll Potato Medal! (Image)
Wear it proudly!
Do you have a speech prepared?

Ladies and gentlemen...

Today, I actually did prank. For real. That wasn't horribly nerdy. Like Rickrolling some of the people in my grade. I did that in seventh grade. It was kind of pathetic.

Oh, and for a miraculous five minutes, I beat Nat's sense of reasoning, but probably only because I got waaay too many people in on the joke. I'm honored to accept this potato.

<bows>

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Postby Liriena » Sun May 27, 2012 9:24 pm

Oh, for crying out loud! My cat took a shit right besides the dining room table! :mad:

I'm gonna kill the bitch! The whole room now stinks...again!
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I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist		Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism

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Postby Astrolinium » Sun May 27, 2012 9:24 pm

Ende wrote:I have to admit, Astro...

That small "excerpt" was damn creepy. :?


Thank you.

The Corparation wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Well, considering I'm a virgin...

Don't worry the day will come when your friends tire of your dating incompetence and will hire you a transsexual shemale hooker.


...I have a boyfriend.
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Postby Homosexy » Sun May 27, 2012 9:24 pm

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Postby Milks Empire » Sun May 27, 2012 9:24 pm

Liriena wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:That's why we have imagination! :rofl:

...and fanfiction.net :lol2:

Well played! :rofl:

Ende wrote:I have to admit, Astro...
That small "excerpt" was damn creepy. :?
Also, I'm impressed how quickly you slapped that together.

I liked it in a comedy kind of way! :rofl:

The Corparation wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Well, considering I'm a virgin...

Don't worry the day will come when your friends tire of your dating incompetence and will hire you a transsexual shemale hooker.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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