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Kindergarten Teacher
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Postby Kindergarten Teacher » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:56 pm

So much breaking of the rules going on, but I know how to handle that

*takes out ominous looking box*

COOKIES

*opens box to reveal large amounts of cookies*

All you have to do is sell your soul and pledge your allegiance to the government, certaintly small rewards like this are better than freedom
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:56 pm

Kindergarten Teacher wrote:So much breaking of the rules going on, but I know how to handle that

*takes out ominous looking box*

COOKIES

*opens box to reveal large amounts of cookies*

All you have to do is sell your soul and pledge your allegiance to the government, certaintly small rewards like this are better than freedom

Sorry, but I already sold my soul. *steals cookies*
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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The USWE
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Postby The USWE » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:56 pm

Izandai wrote:
The USWE wrote:Ow! What the hell man?

*Puts you on the list*

I'm just being random. Consider that your initiation ceremony into F7.

Also, I don't hate NEI.

oh, so this is like "that forum" huh? Good, I guess..

*Eats a bunny*
Country: The United States of Western Europe (USWE)
Capital: Paris
Government: Democracy
Monarch: Queen Diana
President: Nicolas de Gaulle

Forces Deployed: 1,200,000
Forces in Reserve: 1,000,000
Era: Modern-post Modern
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DauoiJ7rSI
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Carcharhinidae primari
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Postby Carcharhinidae primari » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:57 pm

The USWE wrote:
Izandai wrote:I'm just being random. Consider that your initiation ceremony into F7.

Also, I don't hate NEI.

oh, so this is like "that forum" huh? Good, I guess..

*Eats a bunny*

good, kill more mammals. that's what we need to do, kill mammals.
Curious and industrious, PMT sharks in an FT setting.
factbook is WiP. but a basic overview of our species is below:
population (remaining, estimated) 6000
State religion: not enforced but every member of the species follows the Cult of Pas Mathéma in some fashion.
Goverment type: Council of 5 heading a technocratic fuedalist society
Govermental sovereignty: protectorate of the 44th independant legion; large independant but ceding to them for interstellar politics and trade
Military power: on an FT schale next to nothing, since our total number of starships is for now 0.

Carch, friendly anthro blue shark. got any kalamari?
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The USWE
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Postby The USWE » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:59 pm

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
The USWE wrote:oh, so this is like "that forum" huh? Good, I guess..

*Eats a bunny*

good, kill more mammals. that's what we need to do, kill mammals.

Aren't humans mammals?

>.>
<.<

*Hits a bathroom attendent over the head with a brick and drags him into a back alley*
Country: The United States of Western Europe (USWE)
Capital: Paris
Government: Democracy
Monarch: Queen Diana
President: Nicolas de Gaulle

Forces Deployed: 1,200,000
Forces in Reserve: 1,000,000
Era: Modern-post Modern
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:59 pm

The USWE wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:good, kill more mammals. that's what we need to do, kill mammals.

Aren't humans mammals?

>.>
<.<

*Hits a bathroom attendent over the head with a brick and drags him into a back alley*

She's a velociraptor. (wow, I spelled that right the first try)
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Carcharhinidae primari
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Postby Carcharhinidae primari » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:00 pm

The USWE wrote:
Carcharhinidae primari wrote:good, kill more mammals. that's what we need to do, kill mammals.

Aren't humans mammals?

>.>
<.<

*Hits a bathroom attendent over the head with a brick and drags him into a back alley*

yes? so?
Curious and industrious, PMT sharks in an FT setting.
factbook is WiP. but a basic overview of our species is below:
population (remaining, estimated) 6000
State religion: not enforced but every member of the species follows the Cult of Pas Mathéma in some fashion.
Goverment type: Council of 5 heading a technocratic fuedalist society
Govermental sovereignty: protectorate of the 44th independant legion; large independant but ceding to them for interstellar politics and trade
Military power: on an FT schale next to nothing, since our total number of starships is for now 0.

Carch, friendly anthro blue shark. got any kalamari?
... Am I the only sane scientist out here? Even if I'm Cult Mechanicus, I still count as sane given the rest of you...
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:00 pm

So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
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Gidgetisms
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Postby Gidgetisms » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:00 pm

Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:

epic
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:02 pm

North Russian Empire wrote:
Unicario wrote:*shoves Hath into the incinerator*


*punches repeatedly*

Now, why did you do that?

:blink:

That was shocking.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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The USWE
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Postby The USWE » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:02 pm

Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:

And Wilhelm II logged on just to lose a war.
Country: The United States of Western Europe (USWE)
Capital: Paris
Government: Democracy
Monarch: Queen Diana
President: Nicolas de Gaulle

Forces Deployed: 1,200,000
Forces in Reserve: 1,000,000
Era: Modern-post Modern
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:02 pm

Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:

Note to self- Never get married.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:03 pm

Gidgetisms wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:

epic

Eh, only as a means of showing hate. Otherwise, I would rate it 0/10.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Izandai
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:03 pm

Izandai wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:*is hovering ten feet about the ground*


Uh...how exactly did that work?

*casts Gravira*
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:03 pm

Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:


You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.
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Island Protectorates
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Postby Island Protectorates » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:04 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:


You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

Nationalism is kinda dumb.

How can you find it acceptable if I say I'm out to bleed a Swede yet not acceptable to slap a Jap?
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:04 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:


You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

Image
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:05 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:


You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

It also seems to have a weakness to Earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, big waves, and unnaturally large lizards.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Hathradic States
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Postby Hathradic States » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:05 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:

Note to self- Never get married.

Amen brother.

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:


You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

And people insult my country everyday on this site and I don't say shit. Grow thicker skin.

Liberals: Honestly I was wrong bout em.
I swear I'm not as terrible as you remember.
Sadly Proven Right in 2016
Final text here.
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Island Protectorates
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Postby Island Protectorates » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:05 pm

Licana wrote:
Unicario wrote:
You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

It also seems to have a weakness to Earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, big waves, and unnaturally large lizards.

And smelly overweight fans.
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The USWE
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Postby The USWE » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:05 pm

Unicario wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:So Unica logged on just to throw me into an incinerator? :blink:


You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

Japan also has a weakness to... Nevermind, I'm not gunna say it..
Country: The United States of Western Europe (USWE)
Capital: Paris
Government: Democracy
Monarch: Queen Diana
President: Nicolas de Gaulle

Forces Deployed: 1,200,000
Forces in Reserve: 1,000,000
Era: Modern-post Modern
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Carcharhinidae primari
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Postby Carcharhinidae primari » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:06 pm

Licana wrote:
Unicario wrote:
You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

It also seems to have a weakness to Earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, big waves, and unnaturally large lizards.

everyone knows large lizards are effective against anything!
Curious and industrious, PMT sharks in an FT setting.
factbook is WiP. but a basic overview of our species is below:
population (remaining, estimated) 6000
State religion: not enforced but every member of the species follows the Cult of Pas Mathéma in some fashion.
Goverment type: Council of 5 heading a technocratic fuedalist society
Govermental sovereignty: protectorate of the 44th independant legion; large independant but ceding to them for interstellar politics and trade
Military power: on an FT schale next to nothing, since our total number of starships is for now 0.

Carch, friendly anthro blue shark. got any kalamari?
... Am I the only sane scientist out here? Even if I'm Cult Mechanicus, I still count as sane given the rest of you...
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Island Protectorates
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Founded: Feb 20, 2011
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Postby Island Protectorates » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:06 pm

Carcharhinidae primari wrote:
Licana wrote:It also seems to have a weakness to Earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, big waves, and unnaturally large lizards.

everyone knows large lizards are effective against anything!

Except freezerays.
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Unicario
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Postby Unicario » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:06 pm

Licana wrote:
Unicario wrote:
You made a remark about Japan's weakness to atomic bombs. NIGHTKILL TOLD ME SO.

It also seems to have a weakness to Earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, big waves, and unnaturally large lizards.


*rude finger gesture*
*pulls out knife*
*brutally stabs you*
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Head of State: Ranko XIX Tentai
Ruling party is the Zenminjintō (Socialist Coalition)
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