*grabs plate of spaghetti off of table*
OM NOM NOM. Tenia hambre.
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by Audentias Gryphus » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:53 pm
Economic Left/Right: 2.97 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.88 |


by Old Erisia » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:53 pm
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Hey now that give-a-fuck wasn't free. I expect a check in the mail. ;)
Ryadn wrote:Oh ffs. That's pathetic. If I can manage not to gag with a dick in my throat, you can manage to keep it together with a freaking HAIR on your tongue.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Then stop getting everyone excited, Mr. Human Viagra.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:I'm a Bignostic Cross-sexual Nondresser. :)
Lackadaisical2 wrote:rofl.... goddesses are weak sexually, Men are so much more appealing.

by Chaos Crescent » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:53 pm

by Southwest Wienda » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:53 pm


by New high charity 24 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:54 pm
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.
Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Chocolate Jesus™Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:54 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
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Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria

by New high charity 24 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:54 pm
Galloism wrote:I'm going to have to practice thinking I'm better than everyone else.
Oh wait... no I don't. 8)
Chocolate Jesus™Lacadaemon wrote:Yeah, but those fuckers have our oil though. >:(
Mike the Progressive wrote:Look, I didn't realize it was gay porn and I only watched a few minutes of it by accident.

by Arcad » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:54 pm


by Audentias Gryphus » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:55 pm
Economic Left/Right: 2.97 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.88 |

by Southwest Wienda » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:55 pm

by Kioyoto » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:55 pm

by Hathradic States » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:57 pm

by Arcad » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:57 pm
Hathradic States wrote:*lights dim, and spotlights go to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Alright bistro, if you will direct your attention to the center ring, we have a very special treat for you tonight.
In the Red Corner, at eight foot ten, weighing in at just over 500bls, I give you the Lord of Hell, the Master of Minions, the God of the Damned, DEMON-HATH!
*comes out of ring, and pumps chest, roaring*
And in this corner, the ruling champion. A man so feared, that not even Chuck Norris will fight him. It is said that suicide is preferable to fighting this man. Weighing in at 193bls, at six foot four, I give you the Dark Paladin himself, HATH!
*walks out and bows*

by Kioyoto » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:58 pm
Hathradic States wrote:*lights dim, and spotlights go to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Alright bistro, if you will direct your attention to the center ring, we have a very special treat for you tonight.
In the Red Corner, at eight foot ten, weighing in at just over 500bls, I give you the Lord of Hell, the Master of Minions, the God of the Damned, DEMON-HATH!
*comes out of ring, and pumps chest, roaring*
And in this corner, the ruling champion. A man so feared, that not even Chuck Norris will fight him. It is said that suicide is preferable to fighting this man. Weighing in at 193bls, at six foot four, I give you the Dark Paladin himself, HATH!
*walks out and bows*

by BranchLandia » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:58 pm
Hathradic States wrote:*lights dim, and spotlights go to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Alright bistro, if you will direct your attention to the center ring, we have a very special treat for you tonight.
In the Red Corner, at eight foot ten, weighing in at just over 500bls, I give you the Lord of Hell, the Master of Minions, the God of the Damned, DEMON-HATH!
*comes out of ring, and pumps chest, roaring*
And in this corner, the ruling champion. A man so feared, that not even Chuck Norris will fight him. It is said that suicide is preferable to fighting this man. Weighing in at 193bls, at six foot four, I give you the Dark Paladin himself, HATH!
*walks out and bows*

by New East Ireland » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:59 pm
Hathradic States wrote:*lights dim, and spotlights go to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Alright bistro, if you will direct your attention to the center ring, we have a very special treat for you tonight.
In the Red Corner, at eight foot ten, weighing in at just over 500bls, I give you the Lord of Hell, the Master of Minions, the God of the Damned, DEMON-HATH!
*comes out of ring, and pumps chest, roaring*
And in this corner, the ruling champion. A man so feared, that not even Chuck Norris will fight him. It is said that suicide is preferable to fighting this man. Weighing in at 193bls, at six foot four, I give you the Dark Paladin himself, HATH!
*walks out and bows*

by Concordeia » Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:59 pm
Hathradic States wrote:*lights dim, and spotlights go to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Alright bistro, if you will direct your attention to the center ring, we have a very special treat for you tonight.
In the Red Corner, at eight foot ten, weighing in at just over 500bls, I give you the Lord of Hell, the Master of Minions, the God of the Damned, DEMON-HATH!
*comes out of ring, and pumps chest, roaring*
And in this corner, the ruling champion. A man so feared, that not even Chuck Norris will fight him. It is said that suicide is preferable to fighting this man. Weighing in at 193bls, at six foot four, I give you the Dark Paladin himself, HATH!
*walks out and bows*
Falkasia wrote:Concordeia wrote:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block missile spam! And I'm freakin early PMT! :mad: :(
I gotta say it. First time I read through this, I could have sworn it said something like this:Dammit, and I got accused of tech-wanking for using megawatt-scale free electron laser CIWS on my (nuclear powered) vessels to block spam missiles!
I was like, "Who the hell are you fighting... or more importantly, was your lunch meat laced?"

by Kioyoto » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:00 pm

by Arcad » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:00 pm

by Eliasonia » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:00 pm
Hathradic States wrote:*lights dim, and spotlights go to the ring*
ANNOUNCER: Alright bistro, if you will direct your attention to the center ring, we have a very special treat for you tonight.
In the Red Corner, at eight foot ten, weighing in at just over 500bls, I give you the Lord of Hell, the Master of Minions, the God of the Damned, DEMON-HATH!
*comes out of ring, and pumps chest, roaring*
And in this corner, the ruling champion. A man so feared, that not even Chuck Norris will fight him. It is said that suicide is preferable to fighting this man. Weighing in at 193bls, at six foot four, I give you the Dark Paladin himself, HATH!
*walks out and bows*
Maineiacs wrote:There once was a man from Belfast
Whose balls were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And lightening shot out of his ass. :D
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