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United Districts of 1
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Postby United Districts of 1 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:37 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
United Districts of 1 wrote:

O.o
*Presses*
*An angry Swedish midget man runs out of the closet and beats Obama with a wooden club*

*Explodes due to over awesomeness*
Please refer to me as The Kyoto Trade Union at all times in IC
All that is required for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
Lenehen wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Getting 90% of his military killed during an unnecessary, botched invasion of Russia?

Exactly! He killed a lot of frenchmen- something any englishman should aspire to!
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Karak Grund
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Postby Karak Grund » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:37 pm

Stomps in*
*Hands out presents to everyone*
Just in case you were wondering, there all gold!
*stomps out*
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United Districts of 1
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Postby United Districts of 1 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:38 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
United Districts of 1 wrote:O.o
*Presses*




WHY teank ya!!111lolz!

What is it?

Open IT up.

No I don't trust it.
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All that is required for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
Lenehen wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Getting 90% of his military killed during an unnecessary, botched invasion of Russia?

Exactly! He killed a lot of frenchmen- something any englishman should aspire to!
My name in cat= Aknò:ziˑn rnckxx zeˑx
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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:39 pm

United Districts of 1 wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:Open IT up.

No I don't trust it.

IT was given to me by a Sahuego shaman in the mountains of Kazlueki while I was gone. I had to give him all of my dankuns for it. Please open the box.
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.
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Vandengaarde
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Postby Vandengaarde » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:39 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
United Districts of 1 wrote:O.o
*Presses*

I take offense to that, being Swedish.
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5. I'm not always serious!
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United Districts of 1
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Postby United Districts of 1 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:40 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
United Districts of 1 wrote:No I don't trust it.

IT was given to me by a Sahuego shaman in the mountains of Kazlueki while I was gone. I had to give him all of my dankuns for it. Please open the box.

*Has robot open the box while I'm in a bunker*
Please refer to me as The Kyoto Trade Union at all times in IC
All that is required for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
Lenehen wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Getting 90% of his military killed during an unnecessary, botched invasion of Russia?

Exactly! He killed a lot of frenchmen- something any englishman should aspire to!
My name in cat= Aknò:ziˑn rnckxx zeˑx
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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:40 pm

United Districts of 1 wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:IT was given to me by a Sahuego shaman in the mountains of Kazlueki while I was gone. I had to give him all of my dankuns for it. Please open the box.

*Has robot open the box while I'm in a bunker*

*a portal to anywhere you want opens up*
I am not at all interested in immortality, only in the taste of tea.
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United Districts of 1
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Postby United Districts of 1 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:42 pm

North Wiedna wrote:
United Districts of 1 wrote:*Has robot open the box while I'm in a bunker*

*a portal to anywhere you want opens up*

*Jumps in*
*Comes out with Tali' zorah*
Best present ever
Please refer to me as The Kyoto Trade Union at all times in IC
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Lenehen wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Getting 90% of his military killed during an unnecessary, botched invasion of Russia?

Exactly! He killed a lot of frenchmen- something any englishman should aspire to!
My name in cat= Aknò:ziˑn rnckxx zeˑx
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Postby Menassa » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:42 pm

Well im going to go take a shower then do something productive with my life
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North Wiedna
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Postby North Wiedna » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:43 pm

Menassa wrote:Well im going to go take a shower then do something productive with my life

Your gift is in the shower. :3
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:44 pm

United Districts of 1 wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:*a portal to anywhere you want opens up*

*Jumps in*
*Comes out with Tali' zorah*
Best present ever

....Seriously
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
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United Districts of 1
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Postby United Districts of 1 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:45 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
United Districts of 1 wrote:*Jumps in*
*Comes out with Tali' zorah*
Best present ever

....Seriously

Yes :lol:
Please refer to me as The Kyoto Trade Union at all times in IC
All that is required for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
Lenehen wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Getting 90% of his military killed during an unnecessary, botched invasion of Russia?

Exactly! He killed a lot of frenchmen- something any englishman should aspire to!
My name in cat= Aknò:ziˑn rnckxx zeˑx
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:47 pm

United Districts of 1 wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:....Seriously

Yes :lol:

So complicated when it'll come to sex....if it does.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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Postby United Districts of 1 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:48 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
United Districts of 1 wrote:Yes :lol:

So complicated when it'll come to sex....if it does.

Oh it will...
Please refer to me as The Kyoto Trade Union at all times in IC
All that is required for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing.
Lenehen wrote:
Wamitoria wrote:Getting 90% of his military killed during an unnecessary, botched invasion of Russia?

Exactly! He killed a lot of frenchmen- something any englishman should aspire to!
My name in cat= Aknò:ziˑn rnckxx zeˑx
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Imperial--japan
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Postby Imperial--japan » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:49 pm

Yay look at my brand new Katana.
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Scientific Enrichment
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Postby Scientific Enrichment » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:51 pm

He walks into the bistro, wearing a duster with the Aperture logo on it. He seats himself and his Companion cube on the bar stools.

"I'll take a cup of Tequila. A cup." He clearly speaks.
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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:55 pm

Scientific Enrichment wrote:He walks into the bistro, wearing a duster with the Aperture logo on it. He seats himself and his Companion cube on the bar stools.

"I'll take a cup of Tequila. A cup." He clearly speaks.

*Give cup of tequila*

Imperial--japan wrote:Yay look at my brand new Katana.
Image

Nice.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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Scientific Enrichment
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Postby Scientific Enrichment » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:59 pm

*pours neurotoxin into the cup and downs the drink in seven seconds* *His arms slumps off the table.*

"Oh dear."
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Paroom
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Postby Paroom » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:24 pm

Eggnog please!



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Old Vester
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Postby Old Vester » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:33 pm

Paroom wrote:Eggnog please!

*serves eggnog*
There you go. And if you drink it, it's your Christmas present from me.
"A man chooses, a slave obeys".-Andrew Ryan
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".-George Carlin.
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Billy Mays of F7. Current balance in F7CF $104,952.I'm the richest one!!
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:48 pm

What happened to Hath's Metal Court? I miss it.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:52 pm

*Wipes the bar with a rag*
"A joke is a very serious thing."
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:54 pm

*Organizes menus*
*Organizes table layout*
*Organizes things in general*
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Old Vester
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Postby Old Vester » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:55 pm

New East Ireland wrote:*Wipes the bar with a rag*

Did you check if the rag is clean before wiping?

Conoga wrote:*Organizes menus*
*Organizes table layout*
*Organizes things in general*

People don't really come here to eat....
"A man chooses, a slave obeys".-Andrew Ryan
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity".-George Carlin.
"I want you to kill yourself. I will buy and send you rope". -EmpireErwinRommel
Billy Mays of F7. Current balance in F7CF $104,952.I'm the richest one!!
Mushet wrote:Banned becuse you need to stop being a politically correct nigger lover
Coccygia wrote:Is the unsung original creator of Angry Birds.
The only question I can answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Pxifl3zjg&NR=1. Name in Cat translated by 1000 Cats: Zeˑhsˑr:kxk (kxk = "old") (lit. "the first sanctuary, old and glad")
Need a dedicated co-OP? I'll do it for drugs free!-I can also consult for creative ideas and such.
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Conoga
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Postby Conoga » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:56 pm

Old Vester wrote:
Conoga wrote:*Organizes menus*
*Organizes table layout*
*Organizes things in general*

People don't really come here to eat....

I still get paid to assign tables, discipline waiters, etc....
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