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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:32 pm

Mushet wrote:
Toiletdonia wrote:Have any of your electronics ever made love?

That's probably the wierdest question she's ever been asked

You don't know my mother.
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Postby Mushet » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:32 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Mushet wrote:That's probably the wierdest question she's ever been asked

You don't know my mother.

My mom called me a dildo

Your move
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby Karak Grund » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:33 pm

*Finishes all of the beer*
Sholmone get mesh shome morhe beer!
*passes out*
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Postby Baron lords » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:33 pm

Mushet wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:You don't know my mother.

My mom called me a dildo

Your move

:rofl:
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Postby Mushet » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:34 pm

Karak Grund wrote:*Finishes all of the beer*
Sholmone get mesh shome morhe beer!
*passes out*

*draws on face with sharpie*
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby United Districts of 1 » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:34 pm

Mushet wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:You don't know my mother.

My mom called me a dildo

Your move

I am a dildo.
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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:34 pm

Mushet wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:You don't know my mother.

My mom called me a dildo

Your move

My mother kidnapped me, so to speak, took me to the Czech Republic, sent me to school there for ten years and stalked me for fear of my escaping and then tried to get me deported from Ireland when I did.

Yours.
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Postby North Wiedna » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:34 pm

Mushet wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:You don't know my mother.

My mom called me a dildo

Your move

I told my mom what The Most Interesting Man in the Universe said about pants: "Men, don't wear tight pants. If I can count the change in your pocket, use it to pay a tailor."
She said: "No, use it to buy bigger pants."
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Postby Toiletdonia » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:35 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Mushet wrote:My mom called me a dildo

Your move

My mother kidnapped me, so to speak, took me to the Czech Republic, sent me to school there for ten years and stalked me for fear of my escaping and then tried to get me deported from Ireland when I did.

Yours.

My mum chopped my finger off and made them into soufflé in order to make sure she would never become a grandmother.
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Jalanat wrote:Or like that time I misheard something my mom said about the rain and I thought that rain was made of dirty goats for 5 months.

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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:36 pm

Toiletdonia wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:My mother kidnapped me, so to speak, took me to the Czech Republic, sent me to school there for ten years and stalked me for fear of my escaping and then tried to get me deported from Ireland when I did.

Yours.

My mum chopped my finger off and made them into soufflé in order to make sure she would never become a grandmother.

That whore.
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách

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Postby St George of England » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:36 pm

Baron lords wrote:
St George of England wrote:*points out that you need to grow up* :p

Thank you 'points back he's 15' :p

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Postby Mushet » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:37 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Mushet wrote:My mom called me a dildo

Your move

My mother kidnapped me, so to speak, took me to the Czech Republic, sent me to school there for ten years and stalked me for fear of my escaping and then tried to get me deported from Ireland when I did.

Yours.

She scratches on my door when I'm in the bathroom and jumps out at me when I come out

I'm pretty sure I can't beat you but I can make a few people laugh
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby Baron lords » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:38 pm

Mushet wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:My mother kidnapped me, so to speak, took me to the Czech Republic, sent me to school there for ten years and stalked me for fear of my escaping and then tried to get me deported from Ireland when I did.

Yours.

She scratches on my door when I'm in the bathroom and jumps out at me when I come out

I'm pretty sure I can't beat you but I can make a few people laugh

I already sigged ya
Im an F7 sweet Bastard, hardly around tho.
It shall never end

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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:38 pm

Mushet wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:My mother kidnapped me, so to speak, took me to the Czech Republic, sent me to school there for ten years and stalked me for fear of my escaping and then tried to get me deported from Ireland when I did.

Yours.

She scratches on my door when I'm in the bathroom and jumps out at me when I come out

I'm pretty sure I can't beat you but I can make a few people laugh

That whore.
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách

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Postby Toiletdonia » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:38 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Toiletdonia wrote:My mum chopped my finger off and made them into soufflé in order to make sure she would never become a grandmother.

That whore.

You calling my mam a whore?
You dissin me?
You dissin ma family?
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Jalanat wrote:Or like that time I misheard something my mom said about the rain and I thought that rain was made of dirty goats for 5 months.

Jalanat wrote:I hope you weren't trying to call me a reindeer, we mooselike are a hundred times better than the reindeerlike. Stupid reindeers. Oh, look at me, I am a reindeer, look at my not so big antlers which look ugly compared to mooses, oooh look at me, I am a reindeer, I am flying in the sky pulling a fat man in red clothes in a sled.

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Postby Karak Grund » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:39 pm

Mushet wrote:
Karak Grund wrote:*Finishes all of the beer*
Sholmone get mesh shome morhe beer!
*passes out*

*draws on face with sharpie*

*Grabs Mushet's face*
*smashes face against bar untill he bleeds*
*passes out(again)*
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Jalanat wrote:
Karak Grund wrote:*stomps over, grabs your head, rips it in half, stuffs it down your throat, kicks your body off the mountain* Let's climb!

...*pukes due to massive amount of gore*
Oh dear god, that's such a brutal way to kill somebody.
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You have no idea how many brain cells I sacrifice to type that. So you people better laugh dammit!
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Postby Mushet » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:39 pm

Baron lords wrote:
Mushet wrote:She scratches on my door when I'm in the bathroom and jumps out at me when I come out

I'm pretty sure I can't beat you but I can make a few people laugh

I already sigged ya

Hooray, two qoutes in BL's sig
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:39 pm

Toiletdonia wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:That whore.

You calling my mam a whore?
You dissin me?
You dissin ma family?

You whore.
I'm tired of living,
And scared of dying,
Max Berry has a point
Éirinn go Brách

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Postby Baron lords » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:40 pm

Mushet wrote:
Baron lords wrote:I already sigged ya

Hooray, two qoutes in BL's sig

Don't get cocky kid, i might take them out if needed
Im an F7 sweet Bastard, hardly around tho.
It shall never end

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Postby Mushet » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:40 pm

Karak Grund wrote:
Mushet wrote:*draws on face with sharpie*

*Grabs Mushet's face*
*smashes face against bar untill he bleeds*
*passes out(again)*

Why does everyone overeact
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby Chaos Crescent » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:40 pm

Enough with the whoring you HOs.
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Postby Baron lords » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:40 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Toiletdonia wrote:You calling my mam a whore?
You dissin me?
You dissin ma family?

You whore.

:lol2:
Im an F7 sweet Bastard, hardly around tho.
It shall never end

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Postby South Asia Minor » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:40 pm

Baron lords wrote:
Mushet wrote:Hooray, two qoutes in BL's sig

Don't get cocky kid, i might take them out if needed

He will you know. He's insane.
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Postby Winian Islands » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:41 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:Enough with the whoring you HOs.

:hug:
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Postby Mushet » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:41 pm

South Asia Minor wrote:
Mushet wrote:She scratches on my door when I'm in the bathroom and jumps out at me when I come out

I'm pretty sure I can't beat you but I can make a few people laugh

That whore.

Stop calling everybody whores
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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First person to get AQ'd Quote was funnier in 2011, you had to have been there
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