Mama Nana's Bistro & Capital City of F7: MERRY XMAS F7!!! P3

[St George of England]

Why are you crying?

*Saur sniffles*

Nothing, now leave me alone!

*pokes with stick*

How's yous?

I'm good. How about you?

Whipped. And I just met her.

*walks in*

*takes off coat, revealing bloodstained shirt*

*sits at bar*

Evening. Guinness. Double pint. Now.

*hops bar*
*pulls pints*
One for me, yes?

[Esternial]

Okay..
I'll be.. somewhere, if you need me.

Sounds pretty vague

[Aquilinia]

*looks at George*
*looks back at barkeeper*

Two pints for me, one for him. Now. Please.

*looks at Nana*

Hello there, madam.

[Saurisia]

*Saur sniffles*

Nothing, now leave me alone!

*pokes with stick*

*Grabs George's throat*

[Esternial]

Oh, forgot this:
Hi Nana!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Whipped. And I just met her.

Oh wow. That intense?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh, forgot this:
Hi Nana!

*serves Aqui his pint*
Enjoy.

[Conoga]

Okay..
I'll be.. somewhere, if you need me.

Sounds pretty vague

Yeah.

[St George of England]

Whipped. And I just met her.

Oh wow. That intense?

Very. Urghhhhhh. And she's in Cardiff for two days.... I might go up there tomoz.....

[Aquilinia]

*downs pint in one gulp*

Another, please. Just put it here, I'll need to use the bathroom for a sec to wash off that damn stuff.

*shows bloodied hands*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh wow. That intense?

Very. Urghhhhhh. And she's in Cardiff for two days.... I might go up there tomoz.....

And they call it puppy love!

You, sir, are infatuated. That's so sweet.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*downs pint in one gulp*

Another, please. Just put it here, I'll need to use the bathroom for a sec to wash off that damn stuff.

*shows bloodied hands*

Sure.

[St George of England]

Very. Urghhhhhh. And she's in Cardiff for two days.... I might go up there tomoz.....

And they call it puppy love!

You, sir, are infatuated. That's so sweet.

Quite. It doesn't help that she's a tease....

and can have fiendish phone conversations.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

And they call it puppy love!

You, sir, are infatuated. That's so sweet.

Quite. It doesn't help that she's a tease....

and can have fiendish phone conversations.

Ha! You have found your match!

[Aquilinia]

*comes back from bathroom with clean hands and a fresh shirt on*

Luckily, I always have a shirt in the boot of my Aston. But it sure tells you something about this place that nobody asks why the heck I was full of blood...

*turns to George*

So you've got yourself a lady? Lucky bastard. Here, have another pint on me.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*comes back from bathroom with clean hands and a fresh shirt on*

Luckily, I always have a shirt in the boot of my Aston. But it sure tells you something about this place that nobody asks why the heck I was full of blood...

*turns to George*

So you've got yourself a lady? Lucky bastard. Here, have another pint on me.

It's too early and a Friday. Hence, we don't ask.

[Conoga]

*comes back from bathroom with clean hands and a fresh shirt on*

Luckily, I always have a shirt in the boot of my Aston. But it sure tells you something about this place that nobody asks why the heck I was full of blood...

*turns to George*

So you've got yourself a lady? Lucky bastard. Here, have another pint on me.

Don't ask, don't tell.

Except, this has nothing to do with homosexuality..

[Carcharhinidae primari]

*moves over to saura*
hey, good to see you again. i'm glad i'm still alive and in one piece after last night, but i still think this was the best approach. can i get you something?

*Saura smiles*

A vanilla steamer sounds nice!

ok, i'll get you one.
*walks to the bar*
can i get a vanilla steamer please?

[Conoga]

*Saura smiles*

A vanilla steamer sounds nice!

ok, i'll get you one.
*walks to the bar*
can i get a vanilla steamer please?

*Fulfills all past and present orders*

[St George of England]

Quite. It doesn't help that she's a tease....

and can have fiendish phone conversations.

Ha! You have found your match!

Which is both a good and truly terrible thing.

I keep having mental images flash up. It's quite distracting.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*comes back from bathroom with clean hands and a fresh shirt on*

Luckily, I always have a shirt in the boot of my Aston. But it sure tells you something about this place that nobody asks why the heck I was full of blood...

*turns to George*

So you've got yourself a lady? Lucky bastard. Here, have another pint on me.

Don't ask, don't tell.

Except, this has nothing to do with homosexuality..

Say... we should install a DADT on Mama Nana's, but a none sexual orientation DADT.

Like, you walk in covered in mud, DADT. You come in drenched in blood and guts, DADT.

[St George of England]

*comes back from bathroom with clean hands and a fresh shirt on*

Luckily, I always have a shirt in the boot of my Aston. But it sure tells you something about this place that nobody asks why the heck I was full of blood...

*turns to George*

So you've got yourself a lady? Lucky bastard. Here, have another pint on me.

*drinks*
Danke, as they say in your neck of the woods.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Ha! You have found your match!

Which is both a good and truly terrible thing.

I keep having mental images flash up. It's quite distracting.

Oh, I know what you mean and I can relate completely.

[Carcharhinidae primari]

thanks.
*grabs vanilla steamer and walks back to saura*
here you go.
*sips whiskey, and notices saur*
hmm, saur still seems upset... i hope he gets over it though...

[UberWeegeeia]

You found a girl? Lucky bastard!
At my school, all the women are either goth, morbidly obese, idiots, ugly, or spoiled bitches that think they're the best people in the world because they get to dick around and have everything they want and so I'm tempted to bludgeon them with a chair.